mushroom 13,014 Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 "dangerous things that he refused to teach " behave yourself gringlol you fell for it lol he did spend two years with the monks learning meditation and certain techniques not usually for foreigners but dangerous oooooo prance around ya fairy lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,010 Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 I'm currently studying WILF CANT DO It's a bastardised form of Morris dancing mixed with a few battle crys brought over with the Normans Entry to this elite secret martial art can only be achieved by rocking into Essex and cuffing a minimum of thirty west ham armchair fans around by 10 30 in the morning Max hardcore teaches the north east branch and has vacancies due to a mass drowning on the wearside sands , All applications to those interested in this deadly manly art should be directed to Sensei stiffy Headlock house Arm bar avenue PO box ICF Savage hard cuntshire at your first training session it's recommended to bring trackies, at least £40 sovs for beers and as many fags as you can carry 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,010 Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 On another note My mate Luke was half cut in Thailand and ended up in the ring with that nights may Thai fighter at the local boozer After an initial flurry of flash kicks and sonic booms, Luke had borne the brunt of the attack and knocked him out with one punch Boxing will always win out, purely I believe because no martial art has the basic ability to absorb punches through sparring etc to the level that boxing has Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 I'm currently studying WILF CANT DO It's a bastardised form of Morris dancing mixed with a few battle crys brought over with the Normans Entry to this elite secret martial art can only be achieved by rocking into Essex and cuffing a minimum of thirty west ham armchair fans around by 10 30 in the morning Max hardcore teaches the north east branch and has vacancies due to a mass drowning on the wearside sands , All applications to those interested in this deadly manly art should be directed to Sensei stiffy Headlock house Arm bar avenue PO box ICF Savage hard cuntshire at your first training session it's recommended to bring trackies, at least £40 sovs for beers and as many fags as you can carry How's the mean streets of Ipswich these days? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,010 Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Rough That's why I've taken it up, you never know when a combine drive by could happen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 On another note My mate Luke was half cut in Thailand and ended up in the ring with that nights may Thai fighter at the local boozer After an initial flurry of flash kicks and sonic booms, Luke had borne the brunt of the attack and knocked him out with one punch Boxing will always win out, purely I believe because no martial art has the basic ability to absorb punches through sparring etc to the level that boxing has yeah a knee to the head is nothing compared a good jab lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Rough That's why I've taken it up, you never know when a combine drive by could happen Lol nothing compared to that tough little town Manningtree down the road...........that's where the real men play.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,010 Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 My mate can't say that word properly he says it as "man in tree" Quite funny to be fair , not a bad little town your in there, good for fishing? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,010 Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 On another note My mate Luke was half cut in Thailand and ended up in the ring with that nights may Thai fighter at the local boozer After an initial flurry of flash kicks and sonic booms, Luke had borne the brunt of the attack and knocked him out with one punch Boxing will always win out, purely I believe because no martial art has the basic ability to absorb punches through sparring etc to the level that boxing has yeah a knee to the head is nothing compared a good jab lol But how many knees to head are they taking in a training session? As opposed to a boxer taking more than a few every time he steps in the ropes? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 My mate can't say that word properly he says it as "man in tree" Quite funny to be fair , not a bad little town your in there, good for fishing? I loved it mate, was living there before I came to Belgium, I hunted all that land that overlooks the station......miss it a lot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 On another note My mate Luke was half cut in Thailand and ended up in the ring with that nights may Thai fighter at the local boozer After an initial flurry of flash kicks and sonic booms, Luke had borne the brunt of the attack and knocked him out with one punch Boxing will always win out, purely I believe because no martial art has the basic ability to absorb punches through sparring etc to the level that boxing has yeah a knee to the head is nothing compared a good jab lol But how many knees to head are they taking in a training session? As opposed to a boxer taking more than a few every time he steps in the ropes? hopefully no full contact ones,but they will take punches and kicks,which are a lot harder than punches. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,484 Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Doesn't matter what kind of fighting you do none of them make you bullet proof. A cousin of mine found that one out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,930 Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Doesn't matter what kind of fighting you do none of them make you bullet proof. A cousin of mine found that one out. true,or knife in the back or house brick back of your head being tough + strong means fook all out on the street .!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,014 Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Always someone willing to go that extra mile A Turkish mate of mine always says " no-one is faster than a bullet" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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