Secrets To A Happy Relationship........

[Blackbriar 8,569]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes

[norseman 424]

thats me f****d

Edited July 13, 2014 by norseman

[Ggib 370]

the key to a happy relationship, when the river runs red, use the dirt track instead

[norseman 424]

two in the pink one in the stink

[treecreeper 1,136]

bowling

[mushroom 13,395]

Smile, keep calm and go to the pub

[sussex 5,802]

If at 1st you don't succeed ....call it a day ...

[squab 2,875]

i been married 25 year there is no secrets to a happy relationship,laughter is the key

[alfie71 24]

I find the best way is to live on your own

[dogmad riley 1,348]

You forgot from the man list: feed them beer

[abarrett 462]

Never never agree with your mrs

 

There is no pointing both of you being wrong

[bird 10,013]

  On 13/07/2014 at 18:21, mushroom said:

Smile, keep calm and go to the pub

, but pick the right one if you had drink,lol better still pick one sober , you be surprised who you will pick then .

[R.A.W 1,987]

My Mrs could add to that list !!!!!!!

[walshie 2,804]

  On 14/07/2014 at 13:27, R.A.W said:

My Mrs could add to that list !!!!!!!

 

My mrs wrote it.

 

You seem to have left out the bit about keeping her topped up with Vodka.

[R.A.W 1,987]

  On 14/07/2014 at 15:29, walshie said:

 

  On 14/07/2014 at 13:27, R.A.W said:

My Mrs could add to that list !!!!!!!

 

My mrs wrote it.

 

You seem to have left out the bit about keeping her topped up with Vodka.

 

 

 

 

And you must not tell anyone about it on an internet forum apparently ........................she'll kill me if she reads this now