Modern Terms

[carp king 155]

 

For sale through no fault of his own , really means , hes shite and I cant bare to look at him anymore !

Or it can mean. I've f****d up training the dog and he can't bare to look at me anymore

 

lol hahahahahahaha

[carp king 155]

each to there own, true to type, nice stamp bla bla bla funny thread this lads

[zigzag dan 784]

Takes all quarry ! Hes had next doors cat and a sheep , so hes suitable for serious dogmen only , in other words someone who will kick his arse when he misses a rabbit !

[wirral countryman 2,110]

My old mate long since dead now used to have a saying for when a terrier was in top condition and stripped for work, he used to say "you could strike a match on that terrier he's that hard", always made me laugh but also proud to have the dog in such condition, atb, WM

[lurcherman 887 13,079]

Not for faint hearted

[Bosun11 537]

My old mate long since dead now used to have a saying for when a terrier was in top condition and stripped for work, he used to say "you could strike a match on that terrier he's that hard", always made me laugh but also proud to have the dog in such condition, atb, WM

I like that one WM, I remember years ago John Park looking over a terrier and on lifting it, described it as like a coiled spring of gristle an muscle.

[Tiny 7 1,694]

Serious dog men may need apply dogs not for the faint hearted...

[shaaark 10,694]

 

Lol good ones there lads.

So, if someone was to offer to sell me a dog that was 2 years old and was 'like shit off a shovel, ' was 'smashing teeth' at 10 months with a mouth like a 'bear trap', is as 'game as they come' will 'run through a brick wall to catch', has no 'reverse gear' can 'turn on a sixpence', has 'wind to burn', 'prey drive through the roof', can 'ping any fence', is 'mustard on long ears field or fen, no kickups' always gives 110%, only for sale THROUGH NO FAULT OF HIS OWN, should I be a tad scepticle? .........................

lol@ shaark.. I've seen that advert before

 

Lol yeah seen a few over the years pretty similar too

Edited June 28, 2014 by shaaark

[R.A.W 1,987]

No tyre kickers

 

window lickers you mean

[dytkos 17,783]

Lol good ones there lads.

So, if someone was to offer to sell me a dog that was 2 years old and was 'like shit off a shovel, ' was 'smashing teeth' at 10 months with a mouth like a 'bear trap', is as 'game as they come' will 'run through a brick wall to catch', has no 'reverse gear' can 'turn on a sixpence', has 'wind to burn', 'prey drive through the roof', can 'ping any fence', is 'mustard on long ears field or fen, no kickups' always gives 110%, only for sale THROUGH NO FAULT OF HIS OWN, should I be a tad scepticle? .........................

 

 

If only you were closer

 

Cheers, D.

[desertbred 5,490]

Done really well through the spring and summer , sorry to see him go , but needs new home before the winter starts, 125% on all quarry up to 3 months old and milky does smashes them, Good dog for next summer commitments down the job centre., pregnant girlfriend and cost of draw and Lambrini forces sale £40 quid no offers

[keepitcovert 842]

Been waiting for someone to post a pic of their beddy whippet with a dead red deer stag and then those immortal lines. SHOT AND RETRIEVED, a truly modern internet term.

[mattyg 1,862]

The words I hear a lot when out with my lot around new people is "shit" and "useless"...... It's usually raining so I assume they are on about the weather!

[bigoy19706 276]

people keep saying my bitch is a RUBBING RAG f**k no what it means tho