RemyBolt 420 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 It's the wife's birthday, and we're off camping. As usual I'm up around 5am, and would normally pop to my Saturday Permission. Well, not this time. Already I could have missed 3 shots by now! Instead I'm at home. So....what to do? I can't really practice in the garden, that'll get me in trouble with the wife. Just sat watching Youtube videos at the moment, being mauled by an overly affectionate cat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Shoot the cat !! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lid 194 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Shoot the cat !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
little hedz 118 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 pack the car with the camping gear if your sat on here typing waiting for her to get up to leave you could of been there and back by now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,869 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 How would you like to be woken up on your birthday bud? . 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Knock one out :laugh: 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 5,219 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Shoot the cat !! Knock one out :laugh: Shoot the cat & then knock one out....it'll feel like it's your birthday! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Knock one out :laugh: On her eye lids so when she wakes up it will all be crusty and she can't open her eyes lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roybo 2,873 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Knock one out on her face then put the cat there,she'll shoot the cat lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,540 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 I always make a coffee an enjoy the peace, an then kick her cats around. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 f**k the cat,,,,probably the only pussy you,ll get today 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,064 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Knock one out,,,,,,.when he's got a mrs,,,,what's up with you lot,,,lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Knock one out,,,,,,.when he's got a mrs,,,,what's up with you lot,,,lol Not as spoilt/lucky as you, obviously... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Knock one out,,,,,,.when he's got a mrs,,,,what's up with you lot,,,lol huh! used to get LOTS more action when i was single......! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roybo 2,873 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Knock one out,,,,,,.when he's got a mrs,,,,what's up with you lot,,,lolIt's called male liberation tomo independance my mate offen done it while his missus was in bed with him she didn't understand him, The same lad used to put.after eight mints in birds ass cheeks when he pulled so.they feck off sharpish in the morning As I say misunderstood lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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