gnasher16 30,217 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 I had a funny little incident a few years ago im not the greatest driver in the world and i cut up one of these little hairdryer cars with a darkie gangbanger type driving......i flashed my hazards to apologise but i could see in my mirrors the little c**t was giving it all the hand gestures,flashing his lights,bibbing his hooter and screaming like f**k at me......i ignored it...................he got about 6 inches from my back bumper still screaming like a looney........i ignored it.................pulled out alongside me in the face of oncoming traffic looking across screaming and shouting at me to pull over......i ignored it............................the car i was driving at the time had blacked out windows,im a big ugly looking f****r and i had 3 of my equally ugly looking pals with me .........................this little crackerjack has now followed me for about 10 miles in a complete mental rage.........seeing a red traffic light ahead i told my pals to all pull our windows down at the same time and look across at him as we came to a stop.......................the look on his face was priceless ........." oi mate you,ve got a brake light out " he says 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 No, never been a victim of road rage, never received it nor dealt it and I'm thankful for that, because i simply wouldn't tolerate it, no matter what the circumstance. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CBdogsA1 420 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Lukey, I'm sure a few cleverly chosen mates in the back of said works van would aid this person to stop annoying you. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,780 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Best response to a bit of road rage is to piss yourself laughing at them, you can actually see their heads explode! LOL 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 had a bit of road rage a few year back with a car full of young lads overtook me slowed down clear bit of road I overtook them 5 of of giving it large out the windows they overtook me and slowed down to about 12 mile an hour I tried to over take they sped up road was clear so I rammed them ----fiestas don't do to well v a merc sprinter they soon fooked off with some angry old nutter behind them in a big old van.... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,376 Posted June 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 couldnt really do much bosun has i was more shocked than anything must of been in is 70s and suited and booted with a tie and all i would of reacted different if it was someone younger but he looked like that grey haired prison warden in porridge mac ki Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 I had a funny little incident a few years ago im not the greatest driver in the world and i cut up one of these little hairdryer cars with a darkie gangbanger type driving......i flashed my hazards to apologise but i could see in my mirrors the little c**t was giving it all the hand gestures,flashing his lights,bibbing his hooter and screaming like f**k at me......i ignored it...................he got about 6 inches from my back bumper still screaming like a looney........i ignored it.................pulled out alongside me in the face of oncoming traffic looking across screaming and shouting at me to pull over......i ignored it............................the car i was driving at the time had blacked out windows,im a big ugly looking f****r and i had 3 of my equally ugly looking pals with me .........................this little crackerjack has now followed me for about 10 miles in a complete mental rage.........seeing a red traffic light ahead i told my pals to all pull our windows down at the same time and look across at him as we came to a stop.......................the look on his face was priceless ........." oi mate you,ve got a brake light out " he says pmsl darkie gangbanger type ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) couldnt really do much bosun has i was more shocked than anything must of been in is 70s and suited and booted with a tie and all i would of reacted different if it was someone younger but he looked like that grey haired prison warden in porridge mac ki sounds like the one that overtook me in a merc then took a quick left into the petrol station right in front of me I followed him in I said well that was fooking clever -----he screwed his face up tried to look hard and snarled at me fooooooooook off c**t.... Edited June 8, 2014 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 couldnt really do much bosun has i was more shocked than anything must of been in is 70s and suited and booted with a tie and all i would of reacted different if it was someone younger but he looked like that grey haired prison warden in porridge mac ki Aye, suppose when it's like that it would give you a start and yes, best to simply shrug your shoulders and leave it there. Never let it eat at you, that sort of stuff ruins lives. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Best for me was going into a petrol station with a car full of lads after footy, having the craic, laughing then next minute the back passenger door opened and a bloke went "what the fck are you laughing at"...it was so out of the blue we couldn't do much but piss ourselves laughing at him. He slammed the door, we looked over and his car was a shed, one front panel was orange the other red lol, no wonder the f****r was angry. My mate started putting fuel in and this bellend stormed over kicking off again so my other mate got out and belted him. Funnily enough that de-escalated the situation lol Strange man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Oh, I did suffer one bout of road rage. And just for once I let it slide... Me and two mates (three's usually a crowd but these two made any night comedy gold!) were out lamping, miles from anywhere. Driving down a single tracker the head lights hit a bloke running for all his life ahead of us. His run was funny and as we got closer we realised he was a dwarf. 'Where the fucks he off', we thought and my mate pulled up along side him, still running flat out, to find out! At about 5mph along side him my mate wound down the window and before he said a word, the bloke turned toward him, with that evil dwarf angry face and yelled 'f**k off you Pleb!!!' I'll never forget it, it shocked us all but my mate was dumb struck, gripped the wheel and simply drove on, with us howling laughing. I've never pissed meself so much... Thing is, my mate is very quick to anger and is nobody's fool but that time he was twatted, verbally... He still gets ripped for it... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 lukey, on 08 Jun 2014 - 8:06 PM, said:Sounds like the guy I cut up last month fecking nutcase wants to kill me lol just can't get me to stop and get out (far to big n angry for me to get out with him at 6:30am) I just drive away when he gets out lol every other morning he trys something diff to block me in n its making him worse. What do I do? Sit something in the front seat n just get out n see him? Can't see him getting over it lol Imagine having such a shit life that you go out of your way to try and get someone over something so trivial...tell him to f**k off lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Oh, I did suffer one bout of road rage. And just for once I let it slide... Me and two mates (three's usually a crowd but these two made any night comedy gold!) were out lamping, miles from anywhere. Driving down a single tracker the head lights hit a bloke running for all his life ahead of us. His run was funny and as we got closer we realised he was a dwarf. 'Where the fucks he off', we thought and my mate pulled up along side him, still running flat out, to find out! At about 5mph along side him my mate wound down the window and before he said a word, the bloke turned toward him, with that evil dwarf angry face and yelled 'f**k off you Pleb!!!' I'll never forget it, it shocked us all but my mate was dumb struck, gripped the wheel and simply drove on, with us howling laughing. I've never pissed meself so much... Thing is, my mate is very quick to anger and is nobody's fool but that time he was twatted, verbally... He still gets ripped for it... reminds me of 2 brothers we used to see in town running early in the morning on our way to work they looked like the Mario brothers ---this one morning my mate shouts out the window hey Mario they both ran over and started kicking fook out his van 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,938 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 couldnt really do much bosun has i was more shocked than anything must of been in is 70s and suited and booted with a tie and all i would of reacted different if it was someone younger but he looked like that grey haired prison warden in porridge mac ki Aye, suppose when it's like that it would give you a start and yes, best to simply shrug your shoulders and leave it there. Never let it eat at you, that sort of stuff ruins lives. try to chill if you can ,I was following a slow bugger down a lane 40mph speed limit , this twat was doing 28 mph , so I was arse to arse with him. he kept braking every 10 yds lol , come to junction had to stop . a bloke got passenger side , said if you don't fook off from back of the car I will kill you . I said it don't bother me mate I dying from cancer , and if you don't speed up I will ram through that fookin edge in a min, he went faster 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CBdogsA1 420 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 couldnt really do much bosun has i was more shocked than anything must of been in is 70s and suited and booted with a tie and all i would of reacted different if it was someone younger but he looked like that grey haired prison warden in porridge mac ki Aye, suppose when it's like that it would give you a start and yes, best to simply shrug your shoulders and leave it there. Never let it eat at you, that sort of stuff ruins lives. try to chill if you can ,I was following a slow bugger down a lane 40mph speed limit , this twat was doing 28 mph , so I was arse to arse with him. he kept braking every 10 yds lol , come to junction had to stop . a bloke got passenger side , said if you don't fook off from back of the car I will kill you . I said it don't bother me mate I dying from cancer , and if you don't speed up I will ram through that fookin edge in a min, he went faster Class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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