blackmaggie 3,376 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 nipped out to pick a mate up from a retail park who has a broken foot so cant drive when a smart looking bmw comes the wrong way down a one way system and has he neared a marked junction didnt look like slowing down so i piped my horn he stopped and i carried on and forgot about it until the bmw pulls in behind and a very smartly dressed elderly bloke gets out face blood red and eyes bulging starting screaming im a fcuking twxt and every other name under the sun for cutting him up effing this effing that so calmly told him what he done driving down the one system the wrong way and the 2 no entry signs he ignored fcuk your fcuking signs and dont i fcuking dare ever do that to him again or else he said got back in his motor and spun off never seen that coming from a respectable looking old lad like that i might of expected it from a chav but not him has anyone else ever been road raged or im i just unlucky 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,121 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Had an experience where I cut someone up, he sped along side me pointing to pull over, so I did, I got out the motor and as he stepped out his, I booted the door of his shins........ 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Lucky you didnt cut up kenny noye lol. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 its usually me with the road rage... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Sounds like the guy I cut up last month fecking nutcase wants to kill me lol just can't get me to stop and get out (far to big n angry for me to get out with him at 6:30am) I just drive away when he gets out lol every other morning he trys something diff to block me in n its making him worse. What do I do? Sit something in the front seat n just get out n see him? Can't see him getting over it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,121 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Sounds like the guy I cut up last month fecking nutcase wants to kill me lol just can't get me to stop and get out (far to big n angry for me to get out with him at 6:30am) I just drive away when he gets out lol every other morning he trys something diff to block me in n its making him worse. What do I do? Sit something in the front seat n just get out n see him? Can't see him getting over it lol Make sure you get out first and boot the door of his shins!!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Sounds like the guy I cut up last month fecking nutcase wants to kill me lol just can't get me to stop and get out (far to big n angry for me to get out with him at 6:30am) I just drive away when he gets out lol every other morning he trys something diff to block me in n its making him worse. What do I do? Sit something in the front seat n just get out n see him? Can't see him getting over it lolDrive a different way to work?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Only one way into the yard of a main road and under a bridge down a one way road, he comes from one direction I come from another, tbh I'm not scared if him just not daft lol I kinda of know who/what he is n cracking him over the head would maybe make things worse lol just wait n hope he chills lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
monkey 449 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Get your self a new car lukey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Only one way into the yard of a main road and under a bridge down a one way road, he comes from one direction I come from another, tbh I'm not scared if him just not daft lol I kinda of know who/what he is n cracking him over the head would maybe make things worse lol just wait n hope he chills lolSounds like someone who is prone to holding a grudge! Have you thought about a career change lately? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Works van mate haha just need to get on with it worse comes to worse I'll just need to fill my passanger seat with something or someone lol 1st time iv ever seen a man trying to rip the steering wheel of his 60grand beamer LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,376 Posted June 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Lucky you didnt cut up kenny noye lol. might be a relation he was shaking with rage and spitting has he talked if he does it again i just hope he doesnt pick on a wrongun next time i thought he was going to have a heart attack he was in the the wrong but whatever i said just set him of even more just glad he wasnt 20 years younger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Only one way into the yard of a main road and under a bridge down a one way road, he comes from one direction I come from another, tbh I'm not scared if him just not daft lol I kinda of know who/what he is n cracking him over the head would maybe make things worse lol just wait n hope he chills lolSounds like someone who is prone to holding a grudge! Have you thought about a career change lately? I did chuck my job on friday to go into a new job but after talking money over couldn't say no to going back tomorrow. Fun n games man haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,121 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Only one way into the yard of a main road and under a bridge down a one way road, he comes from one direction I come from another, tbh I'm not scared if him just not daft lol I kinda of know who/what he is n cracking him over the head would maybe make things worse lol just wait n hope he chills lol If he's bigger than you mate, poke him in the eye, no c**t no matter what size can take a poke in the eye... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 i had a bloke get out of his car and come running up to me at the lights once. as it happened i was on the way home from B&Q with a hatchet i had just bought, so i thought "act the psyco" so i jumped out, waved the axe above my head and just screamed. you never saw someone go so quickly into reverse, and such a fast u-turn!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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