Guest MOLLY Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of thenight celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, " You'll not be drinking anymore tonight Paddy. Paddy replies, "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. "Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face, "Shoite, Shoite!" He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get tothe door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face. "Bi, Jaysus... I'm fockin' focked," he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin' way". He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says "Fock it" and falls into bed. The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?". Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you know?" "Mick phoned... you left your wheelchair at the pub!" MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 (edited) :clapper: :clapper: fockin' brilliant Mol Edited October 11, 2007 by mad al Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david2363 42 Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Deliciously non pc on more than one level. And very funny. :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ferret15 0 Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 brilliant i didn't see that end coming Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ozty 0 Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ferretman 0 Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 very funny moll thats class. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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monkey 449 Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 (edited) that was good i havent read one like that for a long time Edited October 12, 2007 by monkey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
asha 48 Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 LOL thats good one!!!!! too read on a sat nite sitting having a few drinks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chester 147 Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurcher-lass Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Thats a gd one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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