Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 Fart on their heads? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 JD was consumed??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko 30 Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 yes doesnt everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret15 0 Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 i take it yours sleep in your bed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alimac 882 Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 ditch.. you make me laugh with your crazenes, what a question for four oclock in the mornin, i pesume one of yours just had a good nose full then.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 (edited) Yer Ditch......I can recall we had this conversation on one of my first visits to the 'chat room' (an I'm still here!), i'm sure we all do or have done it at some stage and most of us blokes will admit, when required, to swinging the buttocks in our trusty hounds general direction (though makes me wonder about our female hunters? My missus in particular, as her exaust would rival a shire horse!!). Think its the same as the old Big Yin line....... 'Never trust a man, who, left alone in a kitchen with a tea cosey, would not put it on his head!!' It must be hell to a good marking dog!!!! Edited October 9, 2007 by Bosun11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 :laugh: :clapper: , can't say I have Ditch . But Gus the Shar Pei gets a real buzz out of sitting on my feet and farting on me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 :laugh: :clapper: , can't say I have Ditch . But Gus the Shar Pei gets a real buzz out of sitting on my feet and farting on me I love my dog she keeps me feet warm & the cat will lie on me neck , the dog does get a bit jelous though & will move my hand with her head if i fuss the cat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Just rediscovered this one! IL; Yes, mate Half a dozen shots of JD had followed about half a dozen pints of Guinness by that stage! And F15; Yeppers. Orange Dog and Small Dog sleep in my bed. Big Dog's too big and Chain lives in her cage. Small Dog gets it in the mornings In fact, just this morning, not particularly needing a piss ~ wasters of so many a Good fart, eh lads? ~ I managed to do what I've been planning and trying to do for some time now; I grabbed Small Dog by the head and pressed her EAR right against my ring piece. Then I let rip with a long and truly vibrant one. Right into her ear canal. I'm delighted to report that, upon release, she shook her head most violently. That f*cking showed her! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chillitt 0 Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 My 2 will kip on the sofa of an evening, and sleep through visitors, fireworks or even wildlife programmes on the telly, but a beery fart send them both sneezing and running for the door. No better place for a fart than a sleeping dogs earole! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullet 125 Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 cant do that with my dog unless you want your balls chewed off! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leveller Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Never right you lot want locking up, why on earth would you fart in your dogs face let alone sleep with them!!!! textbook Jerry Springer cases Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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