nothernlite 18,077 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Had a few like that as well clipo they old lathe cielings are murder mate that how you somebody else to take them down £70 no much of a mate pmsl 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted May 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Another horrible job I had,,, only managed 3 days,,, it was at a pig slaughter house at Gainsborough ,,, I worked in the gut room,,,, wich entailed pulling the runners as it was called,, If I remember right you pulled one part of the intestine tube from another part,,, a bit like pulling the skin from a rabbit,,, one you had pulled it off,,,it went in to a mangle type devise behind you,,, this squeezed out all the shit,,, every now and then it would twist,,, and then shit would build up,,,like blowing up a ballon,,,then burst,,and blow shit all over your back,,and bits would find there way trickling down your collar,,,,fecking horrible job reminds of the week i did in a turkey farm in town mate....... id just finished a season on a game farm, come back to town, so straight down job centre......seen a job there for "turkey farm operative"...... i was only 19 so thought it must be fate and not much different to game farming........how wrong i was..... first day i was on the "lung gun" which was basically an industrial hoover you had to suck the lungs out the turkeys when the got to you on the production line...... 4 artic lorry loads came in that day, you got 15 mins break in the morning, 30 mins at dinner and 15 in the afternoon and you had to get changed and wash yourself in that time an all!!!! soon f****d that one off lol but some people had been there 20 odd years...... fair play for holding a job down like but f**k me surely you want more out of life than butchering turkeys like a zombie lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted May 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Had a few like that as well clipo they old lathe cielings are murder mate that how you somebody else to take them down £70 no much of a mate pmsl thats the ones mate, got a tonne bag full of lathe for my mate out of it for kindling to start his log burner next winter lol oh he knows he owes big time now...... and tbf he did finish it off when he got the new mask lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,067 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 That's the thing clipo,,,respect to lads that can stick it,, I couldn't ,,,another one I hated,,,just for the sheer monotony ,,,was on a packing line in a factory ,,,,f**k me was that boring,,,,and what made it worse was at night I dreamed about it,,,so It was like I did two 8 hour shifts ,,,lol But on the flip side,,,,working doors I have had two great jobs,,, one was looking after strippers ,,,walking round the bars in ibiza,,, that was a great time,,, bar owners wanted you in the bar,,, so free drinks and things ,,, as well as hanging out with two sluts,,,,life don't get much better,,,ha ha And another one I had out there was at the club privilege, on manumission night,,, I had to guard the live sex show,,,mind they got pissed off at me for taking photos,,,lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 9,515 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Emptying some flats that junkies had been living in prior to demolition in sheffeild some years back fekin horrible job wat with having an hate of hypordermic needles it was a fekin night mare were you might find them it was more fekin dangerouse than the tail gate ripp i worked on down the pit in the 80s. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 a plasterer mate of mine asked if i wanted a days work on Thursday........said i would but wish i never now....... got to the job at 8am, a lovely old cottage in picturesque settings, it certainly never gave the impression that, in less than one hours time, it would be the scene of hell on earth......... quick fag and a brew and my mate passes me a pair of paper overalls and a couple of dust masks, chuck them on and up stairs we go, armed with a hammer and crow bar each!!! we went in the master bedroom, sealed the door with masking tape, opened the little window and started dropping the ceilings.............neither of us where prepared for what happened next......... after no more than 5 minutes i couldnt see my mate who was only 5 meters away from me, i couldnt breathe, was sweating like f**k and the dust just kept getting thicker and thicker as we ripped more down, untill we both had to get out.........quickly........ only problem was neither of us knew where the door was........ i was crawling along the wall, eyes closed and gasping for air, just praying that the next time i reached my hand out i would feel the door handle and escape this god forsaken hell hole........im asking my mate "where are you" and hes climbing out the window on to the garage 4ft below......... finally i feel the door handle and pull at it, but all the plaster board and insulation foam has blocked it so it wont open properly but by now id gone past caring so i just ragged it, squeezed through the gap and collapsed on the landing......... after getting my breath back i ran downstairs and there's 6 people on the drive asking whats going on......i look up to my mate on the garage roof and he looks like one of the minstrels in a forensic suit........ even worse was the house looks like its on fire with clouds of dust coming out from the window and every gap in the eaves........ i looked in a mirror and nearly fainted when i seen a black man looking back at me...... the people on the driveway were asking if we wanted an ambulance ffs...... we got our breathe back and hosed each others heads down and after 25 mins we went back in the cottage and it got worse....... the landing, stairway and entrance hall where just completely covered in thick black dust.......family pictures where ruined......my mates screwing!!!! we entered the room we were working on and to our horror we seen we had only managed to get half of it down....... i couldnt leave my pal in the shit but told him we need another plan lol and fair play to him he went to screwfix and brought a decent mask with respirator, went in the attic and smashed it all through with his feet......... we still had to get it all in the skip tho and all in buckets down the stairs and for 4 hours we were up and down them carrying buckets of itchy, dusty SHITE!!!!! i got home, straight in the shower and the thick black water going down the plughole told its own story.........i had to wash my eyes with eyewash three times, blow my nose about a million and have never coughed so much in my life since!!!! all for £70.......... never again........... defo the worst day at work in my life!!!!! whats yours???? clipo nowt like making a easy job hard eh lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Being undercover on here, it's full a twunts..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 I think the worse job I have ever had was cleaning out pens that calves had been in all winter, 3ft of straw and shit all trampled together and only a pitch fork to do it with. TC 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted May 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 me last one stew lol that did have worse results for you to be fair mate!!!!...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Had a emergency job few years ago during the big freeze on a distillery pipes frozen. Had to heat trace, lag and metal clad 300m of pipe in freezing conditions, couldn't even feel my fingers worse day of my life ever lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted May 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 clipo nowt like making a easy job hard eh lol true bob lol ive dropped them before for him and they were f**k all like this one!!!! the cottage was built in 1906 and the old couple moved in in 1950 and thats first time they no off the ceilings been dropped so it was at least 64 years of dust up there, if not alot more...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
P5HEN 168 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 asbestos removal gotta be the worst job ive done! paid ok but ive been in some shitholes stripping out, skanky boiler rooms flooded up to ya knees in skanky stinky crap that needs every little bit putting into little bags n sealing up and taking out, we stripped an animal testing laboratoty in cheshire one time, it wasnt as dirty or anything but when you saw monkey x42 written on cages and the dog kennels etc you know some gruesome shit had been happening here once, mind you we got a good wiegh in outta that job lol, the transit van was doing wheelies when we driven it outta that place, bioler room full of 3 core thick as your arm lol, This is what you had to do every day before you started work, quick butty brew n a smoke,then theres 3 stages you have to go through in the decontamination unit(them trailers you see getting towed by asbestos vans),1st stage get changed into ya red paper overalls, mask/filter checked then on,then a white bioler suit above the red, then then you walk through the shower area (stage 2) into the dirty end (stage 3) where you put your transit wellies on( for walking to area ) along a designated route into a 3 stage tent , 1st stage take off ya white suit and transit wellies then into 2nd stage this contains a vac/bucket of water, through to 3rd stage wich you then put on ya graftin wellies/boots n went to work just with a paper suit on, demolition to put a word to it, you stayed in there until dinner no smoke no drink nothing obviously because you had a mask on and more than likely asbestos floating about in the air,then back out of the area through the 3 stage tent, but reversed, dirty red overalls off, so now your naked apart from some paper boxers you get and in winter boy is it cold especially when you been wet stripping and your soaked to the bone, quick vac off, ya, filter mask hair body etc,into the 1st stage then where you put ya white overalls n transit wellies back on, walk back to the trailer unit take ya overalls, wellies off,dirty filter out (stage 3), into the shower(stage 2) good wash, your body mask filter,then back into stage 1 where you dry off with large paper towels, your work clothes back on, go for dinner and then go do exactly the same for afternoon shift, ballache or what ! glad im back on the roofs i love it up there 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 asbestos removal gotta be the worst job ive done! paid ok but ive been in some shitholes stripping out, skanky boiler rooms flooded up to ya knees in skanky stinky crap that needs every little bit putting into little bags n sealing up and taking out, we stripped an animal testing laboratoty in cheshire one time, it wasnt as dirty or anything but when you saw monkey x42 written on cages and the dog kennels etc you know some gruesome shit had been happening here once, mind you we got a good wiegh in outta that job lol, the transit van was doing wheelies when we driven it outta that place, bioler room full of 3 core thick as your arm lol, This is what you had to do every day before you started work, quick butty brew n a smoke,then theres 3 stages you have to go through in the decontamination unit(them trailers you see getting towed by asbestos vans),1st stage get changed into ya red paper overalls, mask/filter checked then on,then a white bioler suit above the red, then then you walk through the shower area (stage 2) into the dirty end (stage 3) where you put your transit wellies on( for walking to area ) along a designated route into a 3 stage tent , 1st stage take off ya white suit and transit wellies then into 2nd stage this contains a vac/bucket of water, through to 3rd stage wich you then put on ya graftin wellies/boots n went to work just with a paper suit on, demolition to put a word to it, you stayed in there until dinner no smoke no drink nothing obviously because you had a mask on and more than likely asbestos floating about in the air,then back out of the area through the 3 stage tent, but reversed, dirty red overalls off, so now your naked apart from some paper boxers you get and in winter boy is it cold especially when you been wet stripping and your soaked to the bone, quick vac off, ya, filter mask hair body etc,into the 1st stage then where you put ya white overalls n transit wellies back on, walk back to the trailer unit take ya overalls, wellies off,dirty filter out (stage 3), into the shower(stage 2) good wash, your body mask filter,then back into stage 1 where you dry off with large paper towels, your work clothes back on, go for dinner and then go do exactly the same for afternoon shift, ballache or what ! glad im back on the roofs i love it up there Done a lot of stripping all over britian, the South Wales steel works were hellish places, hot as hell and Grimey as fook... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Janitor, in itself, is a pretty bad job. But, porno theater janitor is the worst job on the list. The main responsibility of the porno theater janitor is to take his mop and rag and wide up after each show is finished. Unlike a traditional theater, it's safe to assume that sticky substance under the chair is something other than Coca-Cola Classic! At least you get to see all that porn for free and you'll probably be very popular among yourmale friends, although this is probably not a job you want to talk about with your mother, or your wife for that matter. (Source) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Stockman on an indoor pig unit, in the farrowing house. Noisey, dirty, dusty days shovelling pig shit... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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