TOMO 26,061 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 tomo wins with his shit bag job Conversely, he also wins with the guarding strippers job! Just for you born,,,,lol Yeah alright, no need to rub it in! LOL. The blonde with the big smile looks like fun. I see now why you're always on about working in Ibiza.... f**k me, you look trim there too....... What happened? From Brazil that bird ,,,the shorter one on the right,,from Zaragoza in Spain ,,,,we had a few South Americans all good girls,,,lol Have I mentioned ibiza befor,,,,lol,,,, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,559 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 sure they didn't have cocks? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Good topic. Ive had my fair share of 'shit jobs'. Most involve farm work, like the time the vacuum on the slurry pump blew gallons and gallons of rancid shit through the back window of the tractor before I could bail out. Or pressure washing (never again) for weeks on end, tractors, cow sheds, cubicles, mats...basically anything covered in shit. The worst is when you accidentally point it into a corner and get a face full Done a full season on a rearing field when I was 15, working crazy hours bitting putting sheds up taking sheds down, the whole lot, only for the boss not to pay me at the end finally managed to get 600 quid off the c**t for what must have been hundreds of hours of work, funny how quick you grow up when shit like that happens. Still rather do that than a job like Rubys to be honest. Cant do 'the customer is always right' pish, no their not, most are c**ts Working in Maccys must be the most demoralising soul destroying shit known to man, everyone you meet on a daily basis thinks your a looser, even your co workers lol Yeah cheers mate lol I can feel my soul slowly being destroyed!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,559 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 its not to late to retrain mate if you lived in Sheffield I would hire you to work for me as if you can stick a job at mcdonalds you must have a decent work ethic. Still think you suck cock though. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,751 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 From Brazil that bird ,,,the shorter one on the right,,from Zaragoza in Spain ,,,,we had a few South Americans all good girls,,,lol Have I mentioned ibiza befor,,,,lol,,,, Once or twice..... LOL I'm trying to get work to send me to Brazil! We have some South Americans doing work for us in Brazil and there's a bit of a language barrier, I'm strongly suggesting I should go out there for a few months and oversee things. I can but try. LOL 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,559 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 what do you do bornhunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 what do you do bornhunter You'll have a shock when he tells you, and he is not joking. TC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 I have had a few shite jobs to say the least. Chicken factory in broxburn was shite. Loads shite factory jobs and labour intensive. All I wanted to do when I was at school was be a keeper since I was a small kid. Got a job as a Ghillie at 17, f**k me I wish I had went to school instead of skiving and running dogs and ferreting lol. On a Stalking estate in the middle of now where nearest shop or pub was 40 miles away and couldnt drive. Nothing to hunt as no rabbits or f**k all except deer. Done it for 6 mnths put me right off been a keeper. The army was another shite job stuck it out for about 13 years. Now sat on my fat arse at a desk all day. One extrememe to the other on so many dif levels lol What didn't you like about the army moocher ? Don't know about him, but for me it was officers caring more for their careers than the men and women under their command. It is especially apparent once an individual attained field officer status. Except the first one, I fell out with every OC I ever had. Being good at your job wasn't enough, you had to lick the right arse in the bar as well... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,751 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 (edited) what do you do bornhunter I work for an oil services company, we make shit that finds hydrocarbons and minerals, specifically in the case of the Brazillian work, iron ore. It's not exciting and going to Brazil won't happen, LOL. I'm a physicist in the loose sense of the term. Edited May 19, 2014 by Born Hunter 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Yeah rubytex if you lived near me I'd get you a job. Abit patronising to wanna help you out. Macds though bloody hell sounds bad to say it but if was nothing else I'd rather be banged up having tried. Still it can't be worse than london chicken shops. Least macds they don't see the food, any chicken in london people bang on the bloody glass demanding what piece that want. I felt abit bad so never bothered to bang on the glass and demand and the c**t gave me the smallest shitty peice there was lol. Any chance of a pic of you in your uniform rubytex? just to cheer me up when having a long day. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,426 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Done a full season on a rearing field when I was 15, working crazy hours bitting putting sheds up taking sheds down, the whole lot, only for the boss not to pay me at the end finally managed to get 600 quid off the c**t for what must have been hundreds of hours of work, funny how quick you grow up when shit like that happens. l Wasn't called Derek your boss was he? Had exactly the same happen to me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted May 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 (edited) Yeah rubytex if you lived near me I'd get you a job. Abit patronising to wanna help you out. Macds though bloody hell sounds bad to say it but if was nothing else I'd rather be banged up having tried. Still it can't be worse than london chicken shops. Least macds they don't see the food, any chicken in london people bang on the bloody glass demanding what piece that want. I felt abit bad so never bothered to bang on the glass and demand and the c**t gave me the smallest shitty peice there was lol.Any chance of a pic of you in your uniform rubytex? just to cheer me up when having a long day.this is his profile pic on facebook Edited May 19, 2014 by clipo 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Apply for that 50k job ruby if ya don't get it you know what card to play 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted May 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Apply for that 50k job ruby if ya don't get it you know what card to play :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matt 160 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 I'm a physicist in the loose sense of the term. Any chance of the lottery numbers please? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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