jigsaw 11,875 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2621555/Worlds-oldest-prostitutes-reveal-tips-keeping-man-life-satisfied-bed-out.html Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robbo 845 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Wayne Rooney will be devastated they've retired. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,468 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Why were you looking for oap prostituts jiggy?,,,,,lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,875 Posted May 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 tommo,daily mail my man,i have a look with a cup of coffee every morn,....................not what you were thinking though ......in my 51 years i havent ever needed the company of a hooker thank god lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jennym 39 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Estimated to have slept with 355,000 men between them?! I'm surprised they can still walk! Boke Hang on.... to have slept with that many between them they'd have to have slept with maybe a dozen guys a day each every day of theyre life's??? Perhaps I'm thinking about this too much, must be a mis-print.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Estimated to have slept with 355,000 men between them?! I'm surprised they can still walk! Boke Hang on.... to have slept with that many between them they'd have to have slept with maybe a dozen guys a day each every day of theyre life's??? Perhaps I'm thinking about this too much, must be a mis-print.... 355,000 between them is 177,500 each. Retiring at 71, having worked since 20 is 51 years of work. Rounded up to the nearest guy, that's 3481 per year, rounded up to the nearest guy that's 10 per day. However, if they only work a 5 day week, and typically only work 48 weeks per year, that gives only 240 working days per year. So that's an average of 14.5 men per work day. If each man is a 30 min slot, that's only 7.5 hrs work per day. Atypical job, but easily doable in typical hours...just wouldn't want to be number 15! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jennym 39 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 30min slot?? Cuddling too? lol pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,239 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 not 100% sure i would want to be number 1 ffs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Estimated to have slept with 355,000 men between them?! I'm surprised they can still walk! Boke Hang on.... to have slept with that many between them they'd have to have slept with maybe a dozen guys a day each every day of theyre life's??? Perhaps I'm thinking about this too much, must be a mis-print.... 355,000 between them is 177,500 each. Retiring at 71, having worked since 20 is 51 years of work. Rounded up to the nearest guy, that's 3481 per year, rounded up to the nearest guy that's 10 per day. However, if they only work a 5 day week, and typically only work 48 weeks per year, that gives only 240 working days per year. So that's an average of 14.5 men per work day. If each man is a 30 min slot, that's only 7.5 hrs work per day. Atypical job, but easily doable in typical hours...just wouldn't want to be number 15! they might have a lot more each day if they lasted as long as me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 'What I've learned about men is that when they [men] drink, it's not good,' they are right there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 What do you call the fokkens with a runny nose? Full up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 not 100% sure i would want to be number 1 ffs I don't know, women like that with a life time of experience, I'm sure they could teach us young pups a thing or two. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 I'd hate to be anywhere near them when they sneeze. Be shooting blobs of spunk like bullets from a gun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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