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Anybody watch it last night,,,I thought it was quite good,,,,as a hunter and an ex Boy Scout ,,, I'm sat there thinking,,,bunch of puffs I would piss that,,,lol,,,but when you look at it proper I bet it's not as easy as you think,,,,they had a tuff time lighting that fire,,, I assume they weren't aloud ,,them things that make sparks,,,,so had to use just wood,,,,

 

Mind I might have cheated,,,I'm sure you can get a spark of a battery ,,,wich they had in the camera's and sound recording gear,,,,

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Bear Grylls is a fraud.   I always used to say, my biggest fear about being trapped on a desert island if my plane went down. . . . . . . is the rest of the useless fuckers i'd be on there with.

Finished you off? You dirty b*****d!!!!

I think they deliberately choose a few really useless ones just to make the show more interesting. It would be pretty boring for most of the public if some of us went on an island and sorted out water

Anybody watch it last night,,,I thought it was quite good,,,,as a hunter and an ex Boy Scout ,,, I'm sat there thinking,,,bunch of puffs I would piss that,,,lol,,,but when you look at it proper I bet it's not as easy as you think,,,,they had a tuff time lighting that fire,,, I assume they weren't aloud ,,them things that make sparks,,,,so had to use just wood,,,,

 

Mind I might have cheated,,,I'm sure you can get a spark of a battery ,,,wich they had in the camera's and sound recording gear,,,,

magnifying glass or lens off the camera, that copper got right on me nerves :laugh::laugh:

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I enjoyed it Tomo.....you can see who the useless c**ts are already.

I was thinking surely the could have started a fire of the guys glasses? If was 35 degrees....a bit of magnification and I'm sure it would have went.

Can see the antis phoning in shortly when they start killing stuff to eat.

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Yep didn't he just,,,,right from the start,,,

 

Yep good thinking there paulus with the magnifying glass,,,you see you ex Squadies might be good at this stuff,,,I bet socks would be all over this ,,,lol

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I enjoyed it Tomo.....you can see who the useless c**ts are already.

I was thinking surely the could have started a fire of the guys glasses? If was 35 degrees....a bit of magnification and I'm sure it would have went.

Can see the antis phoning in shortly when they start killing stuff to eat.

Yeh ,,, I said to the mrs,,, that crocks days are numbered,,,lol,,,, then at the end they showed next weeks program ,,,and they have cought it,,,,,I've eaten crock,,,and thought it was nice,,,

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Yep didn't he just,,,,right from the start,,,

 

Yep good thinking there paulus with the magnifying glass,,,you see you ex Squadies might be good at this stuff,,,I bet socks would be all over this ,,,lol

that puddle of water they found means that place gets good rainfall at times so a collection system might be a good idea also plenty of green foliage and in 35 deg heat water would condense in plastic bags readily as a stop gap so a solar still or 2 :laugh:

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Yeh I said that to the mrs,,, watched bush tucker man do that years ago with plastic sheet over some branches of a bush/ tree,,,

 

Of course they might not have any plastic,,?,,, same with metal objects,,,condensation collects on it at night

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Yeh I said that to the mrs,,, watched bush tucker man do that years ago with plastic sheet over some branches of a bush/ tree,,,

 

Of course they might not have any plastic,,?,,, same with metal objects,,,condensation collects on it at night

every beach has plastic bags :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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It was good to see how people with no training cope ... 3 or 4 of them we're all over it .. Lighting the fire collecting water etc ... And the rest of the useless fukcers just lay around in the sun .. You could see from day one the lads that are going to struggle they are just not mentally strong enough ... And yep that copper is an annoying fukcer who will soon get put in his place when tiredness and hunger kicks in and people start getting narky ... He had only been there 24 hours and he was crying for his mother for fukcs sake lol ......

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Isn't there another thing you army boys do with a sheet of plastic over a hole,,,,and piss in it and then it condenses and runs down in to a tin or something ,,,,I seem to remember something similar

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Yeh I said that to the mrs,,, watched bush tucker man do that years ago with plastic sheet over some branches of a bush/ tree,,,

Of course they might not have any plastic,,?,,, same with metal objects,,,condensation collects on it at night

 

every beach has plastic bags :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Lol,,,true

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top tip, when using 2 sticks to make fire...................... always ensure one is a match, urine is sterile the moment it leaves the body but will dehydrate as it contains salts, a solar still uses a hole a stone and a plastic bag, if some dirty fooker pissed in it i wouldn't be pleased :laugh::laugh:

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