Guest pip Posted October 8, 2007 Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 I was about to go to bed one sat night about a year ago and i heard wood breaking.I looked out and seen 2 fellas kicking my fence in I ran out caught 1 and beat the shit out of him down my lane.I went after the others and bumped into the police coming out of a car park and explained about my fence."Oh well we re far too busy tonight for that". Well ,back to the house put my shoes on,as i was in my bare feet,and went down the street looking for em.Guess what 1 walked out in front of my motor I quickly got out an helped him back onto the ground again and he helped me fix my front radiator grill with his forehead .Problem was his mate was using my head as a football but he got away by the time the "mechanic"had sorted my grill.Only embarrassing thing was i had blocked the rd. and my tracky bottoms had come down a bit which distracted the other drivers anyhow. Moral of the story is,DON T PHONE THE FILTH,,catch em and sort em in the court of masking tape and claw hammers.They never touched my fence again and are always polite when passing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 Poor boys brigade lads Pip, they were only walking home after chess practice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pip Posted October 8, 2007 Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 Poor boys brigade lads Pip, they were only walking home after chess practice Cub Scouts actually Simoman never liked em Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 I used to be a cub scout Years ago I was on my way home with my sixer when we were attacked by a stranger, he beat my friend up and later as I crossed a road he hit me with a car.........hang on i've just re-read your post pip Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pip Posted October 8, 2007 Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 You owe me £25 for my fence Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted October 8, 2007 Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 im sorry to here that, some people dont half have some nerve, my mums car was broken into 7 times in a matter of a couple of months shit happens youve just got to catch them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
COMPO 54 Posted October 8, 2007 Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 had some bloke force open our window the other week he didnt realise our doberman gunner was waitng the otherside he nearly took his head off lol our area used to really quiet now its getting crap a sign of things to come methinks this is why im teaching my kids to be more disaplined as well as shoot and fight, the socity their going into will be a battle ground if nothing is done to change things lee Hang on soldier, I was just having a whinge, I don't want to up sticks and move the family to Montana to live in a bunker this reply made me laugh Empty the truck and leave the glove box open so they can see there is nothing worth taking, then they wont smash the window to look, a tidy car with nothing on show is less likely to get screwed than one with obvious stuff on display failing that which ways montana Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 You owe me £25 for my fence You owe me 7 teeth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 They only come back if they escape................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pip Posted October 8, 2007 Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 If they come back they ll never leave Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 I'm slightly calmer than yesterday...I'm normally very mellow........I've been informed by my insurance company that i'm only covered for £100 on contents which is p*ss poor as the sat nav alone cost closer to £200, also I gave details to three people yesterday and three today BEFORE being put onto the underwriters of the policy. All this after they were supposed to call me, the yruck is in storage and i'm still waiting to find out where its going for repairs, doubt i'll get it before the weekend which means I won't be with the wife and kids at our our planned destination this weekend as the car i've borrowed won't take the dogs.......Just checked everywheres locked up and bedded the dogs for the night hoping to find a stray cat burgler Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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