LMFAO 94 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 FLMAO The boss didn't want a meeting he wanted me to change a fuuckin light switch :laugh: Was that job you've got easy to get? No :laugh: But in true Spanish style they found out I'm good with my hands and so ask me to do odd jobs and they bungs me some beer money Ironic really considering I'm already slightly frazzled sounds a good life you've got yourself mate. Did I mention I got my hole last night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,268 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 FLMAO The boss didn't want a meeting he wanted me to change a fuuckin light switch :laugh: Was that job you've got easy to get? No :laugh: But in true Spanish style they found out I'm good with my hands and so ask me to do odd jobs and they bungs me some beer money Ironic really considering I'm already slightly frazzled sounds a good life you've got yourself mate. Did I mention I got my hole last night Another man sticking his willy in your bum is not classed as getting your hole Baw :laugh: Did I mention I'm going to the beach tomorrow with lots of girls from the office, wearing bikinis and apparently a couple of the girls always go topless :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,900 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 Feck mush,,,no one likes a show off,,,,lol Ah get some pics,,,and get them on here,,,,,and I don't mean you ,,in your budgie smugglers .....lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LMFAO 94 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 FLMAO The boss didn't want a meeting he wanted me to change a fuuckin light switch :laugh: Was that job you've got easy to get? No :laugh: But in true Spanish style they found out I'm good with my hands and so ask me to do odd jobs and they bungs me some beer money Ironic really considering I'm already slightly frazzled sounds a good life you've got yourself mate. Did I mention I got my hole last night Another man sticking his willy in your bum is not classed as getting your hole Baw :laugh: Did I mention I'm going to the beach tomorrow with lots of girls from the office, wearing bikinis and apparently a couple of the girls always go topless :laugh: b*****d that you are, so much for there being a god your only teasing yourself mate. The state I'll be in the morra, I'll be lucky if I can raise my head never mind anything else how far away are you from the beach? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LMFAO 94 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 Feck mush,,,no one likes a show off,,,,lol Ah get some pics,,,and get them on here,,,,,and I don't mean you ,,in your budgie smugglers .....lol Aye like the lesbo porno ones we are waiting to see of yours 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,900 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 As much as my mrs,,,and those 4 Italian birds wanted it,,,,,,I just couldn't do it to them ,,,,and have them following me and mrs round and stalking us after the event,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,268 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 I live about a 20-30 from the beach. As for the photos........ Not a chance :laugh: If you are on my FB you might see them there 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LMFAO 94 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 I live about a 20-30 from the beach. As for the photos........ Not a chance :laugh: If you are on my FB you might see them there 20-30 feet, miles, minutes, hours...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LMFAO 94 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 As much as my mrs,,,and those 4 Italian birds wanted it,,,,,,I just couldn't do it to them ,,,,and have them following me and mrs round and stalking us after the event,,, Aye right tomo. There is more chance of mushy getting his end away this year than you had with them mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,268 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 As much as my mrs,,,and those 4 Italian birds wanted it,,,,,,I just couldn't do it to them ,,,,and have them following me and mrs round and stalking us after the event,,, Aye right tomo. There is more chance of mushy getting his end away this year than you had with them mate. Minutes And excuse me I can have my end whenever I want to, I just choose to remain faithful and wait for the Mrs :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LMFAO 94 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 As much as my mrs,,,and those 4 Italian birds wanted it,,,,,,I just couldn't do it to them ,,,,and have them following me and mrs round and stalking us after the event,,,Aye right tomo. There is more chance of mushy getting his end away this year than you had with them mate. Minutes And excuse me I can have my end whenever I want to, I just choose to remain faithful and wait for the Mrs :laugh: it's sad seeing you in denial mate, she's f****d off ffs I'm guessing she reads this site, there is no f***ing danger any red blooded man could be faithful for a whole year with topless birds on tap 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,268 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 As much as my mrs,,,and those 4 Italian birds wanted it,,,,,,I just couldn't do it to them ,,,,and have them following me and mrs round and stalking us after the event,,,Aye right tomo. There is more chance of mushy getting his end away this year than you had with them mate. Minutes And excuse me I can have my end whenever I want to, I just choose to remain faithful and wait for the Mrs :laugh: it's sad seeing you in denial mate, she's f****d off ffs I'm guessing she reads this site, there is no f*****g danger any red blooded man could be faithful for a whole year with topless birds on tap Ok, I think yet again we've hijacked another thread :laugh: Also it's been 7months, not a year she's coming back in June so I'm on the final furlong now Offers have been presented, yet I resisted temptation but Skype defo helps :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LMFAO 94 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 As much as my mrs,,,and those 4 Italian birds wanted it,,,,,,I just couldn't do it to them ,,,,and have them following me and mrs round and stalking us after the event,,,Aye right tomo. There is more chance of mushy getting his end away this year than you had with them mate. Minutes And excuse me I can have my end whenever I want to, I just choose to remain faithful and wait for the Mrs :laugh: it's sad seeing you in denial mate, she's f****d off ffs I'm guessing she reads this site, there is no f*****g danger any red blooded man could be faithful for a whole year with topless birds on tap Ok, I think yet again we've hijacked another thread :laugh: Also it's been 7months, not a year she's coming back in June so I'm on the final furlong now Offers have been presented, yet I resisted temptation but Skype defo helps :laugh: isn't she f***ing off again though? 7 months mate, f***ing hell, I don't think I could last 7 days you REALLY must be good with your hands Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,268 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 As much as my mrs,,,and those 4 Italian birds wanted it,,,,,,I just couldn't do it to them ,,,,and have them following me and mrs round and stalking us after the event,,,Aye right tomo. There is more chance of mushy getting his end away this year than you had with them mate. Minutes And excuse me I can have my end whenever I want to, I just choose to remain faithful and wait for the Mrs :laugh: it's sad seeing you in denial mate, she's f****d off ffs I'm guessing she reads this site, there is no f*****g danger any red blooded man could be faithful for a whole year with topless birds on tap Ok, I think yet again we've hijacked another thread :laugh: Also it's been 7months, not a year she's coming back in June so I'm on the final furlong now Offers have been presented, yet I resisted temptation but Skype defo helps :laugh: isn't she f*****g off again though? 7 months mate, f*****g hell, I don't think I could last 7 days you REALLY must be good with your hands Nah gonna pop a ring on that finger I reckon Fuuck going through this bollocks again :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LMFAO 94 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 As much as my mrs,,,and those 4 Italian birds wanted it,,,,,,I just couldn't do it to them ,,,,and have them following me and mrs round and stalking us after the event,,,Aye right tomo. There is more chance of mushy getting his end away this year than you had with them mate. Minutes And excuse me I can have my end whenever I want to, I just choose to remain faithful and wait for the Mrs :laugh: it's sad seeing you in denial mate, she's f****d off ffs I'm guessing she reads this site, there is no f*****g danger any red blooded man could be faithful for a whole year with topless birds on tap Ok, I think yet again we've hijacked another thread :laugh: Also it's been 7months, not a year she's coming back in June so I'm on the final furlong now Offers have been presented, yet I resisted temptation but Skype defo helps :laugh: isn't she f*****g off again though? 7 months mate, f*****g hell, I don't think I could last 7 days you REALLY must be good with your hands Nah gonna pop a ring on that finger I reckon Fuuck going through this bollocks again :laugh: :notworthy: well done pal, kudos. I have to say, it's the first time I've actually saw the roles reversed. It's usually the woman who try to change us and tie us down Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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