Born Hunter 17,763 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Ray you need to invest in a pair of these, for doing the front garden this summer.... Aviators! Cool... as... f**k! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 I can see it now..... "That's my Lucile" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 :laugh: Ray only red blooded men would stop and stare, the metros wouldn't have a feckin clue what to do :laugh: PS I get to stare at anything I want to (and there's plenty to look at here in the summer) without any problems..... so long as the Mrs doesn't catch me how would she catch you shes on the other side of the world ogling young virile men herself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Window shopping never did any harm.....just mind the hedge trimmer cables....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,763 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Window shopping never did any harm.....just mind the hedge trimmer cables....... There's another sensitive obstacle that may arise that I'd be more concerned of catching with the trimmers! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,918 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Reading between the lines on this thread,,,and other posts rays put up..........I think the first chance ray gets of a siff,,,,he will be off like a rat up a drain pipe,,,,,lol That's the problem these days nobody is wiling to remain faithful I must be the exception then :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGLURKS 874 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 It's the driving that does me this time of year there dam near half naked some days round here don't know how I've not crashed yey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
armdog 196 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 used to know a fella who wrote his car off because he was checking out some woman jogging, he drove straight into a parked police car !!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,918 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 used to know a fella who wrote his car off because he was checking out some woman jogging, he drove straight into a parked police car !!!!!!!! Once rear ended some bloke in Blackpool We both got out of our vehicles still staring at the bird that caused it, looked at each other, smiled and exchanged insurance details :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,887 Posted April 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 used to know a fella who wrote his car off because he was checking out some woman jogging, he drove straight into a parked police car !!!!!!!! , were them shades from cool hand Luke , boss 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,539 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 theres something wrong with a bloke that doesnt look at a fit bird 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,541 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 You are not alone Ray, i met this young lass in the country lanes couple of years back with her alsation pup, what a beauty, hair down to her shoulders, pearly white teeth, petite, to this day, i sometimes bump into her with her dog, id tip up my weekly pension, just to run my fingers through her hair, eh, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phil Lloyd 10,738 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 I always look,...trouble is,..I can't remember why I'm looking... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 theirs looking, then theirs scaring the young girls 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,152 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Can imagine it... Ray in his front garden staring at this young bird, doing a Vic Reeves rubbing his hands up and down his legs... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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