bird 9,893 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 was in the front garden last night, doing bit of weeding, the wife I thought was around back garden . Any way this stunning young bird of about 18, blond hair cracking body , came up the road jogging , she had tight like black bike shorts , and just little top with great tits bouncing left+right . I stood still and couldn't take me eyes of her, I not sure if me heart didn't stop for few secs lol . the girl slowed down and walked past me, well my wife must have watched me, she said the girl slowed down because you didn't take your feckin eyes off her .I said bollox's there no man on this planet that wouldn't have clocked that, we still not talking lol, I going out with Buck latter with the bike , you never know who I might bump into 15 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
P5HEN 168 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 "W" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Don't try to include all of us in your leching and leering Ray. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arctic skua 28 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Oi get orf my granddaughter :icon_eek: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,893 Posted April 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 no great to be alive, and to like the look of a great women young or old, is Brill, the time to worry is when you (don't) want to look 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 if it would have been my daughter ray and you freaked her out through staring she would have stopped and dragged you over the garden fence you dirty old letch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 was in the front garden last night, doing bit of weeding, the wife I thought was around back garden . Any way this stunning young bird of about 18, blond hair cracking body , came up the road jogging , she had tight like black bike shorts , and just little top with great tits bouncing left+right . I stood still and couldn't take me eyes of her, I not sure if me heart didn't stop for few secs lol . the girl slowed down and walked past me, well my wife must have watched me, she said the girl slowed down because you didn't take your feckin eyes off her .I said bollox's there no man on this planet that wouldn't have clocked that, we still not talking lol, I going out with Buck latter with the bike , you never know who I might bump into Dirty old pervert ......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delswal 3,819 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 what more incentive do you need than that to take up jogging ……..i would have chased the little bitch down the street to the sound of that benny hill music 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jake w 232 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 I'd of been gone took up jogging as soon as she passed by the sound of it she was a real stunner aha ?? Jake w Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trenchfoot 4,243 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 she must have been a stunner if you didnt notice her height and weight Ray! 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,921 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 :laugh: Ray only red blooded men would stop and stare, the metros wouldn't have a feckin clue what to do :laugh: PS I get to stare at anything I want to (and there's plenty to look at here in the summer) without any problems..... so long as the Mrs doesn't catch me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 what about looking at men , man on man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,139 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Reading between the lines on this thread,,,and other posts rays put up..........I think the first chance ray gets of a siff,,,,he will be off like a rat up a drain pipe,,,,,lol 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Ray you need to invest in a pair of these, for doing the front garden this summer.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trenchfoot 4,243 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Ray you need to invest in a pair of these, for doing the front garden this summer.... proper pair of oggle goggles 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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