bobcullen79 1,495 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 Just lately Ive been getting electric shocks off two or three different cars/van and also Ive been setting shop alarms off usually entering the shop but not coming out? Sometimes its both. This has happened in my local shop and local asdas. Any ideas? Cant wait till I can harness the power and shoot lightning bolts out of my palms 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 It's your nylon underpants. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted April 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 On 19/04/2014 at 11:21, walshie said: It's your nylon underpants. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 it might be them bolts in ye neck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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bobcullen79 1,495 Posted April 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 On 19/04/2014 at 11:46, pip1968 said: it might be them bolts in ye neck Nope, thats one of the places Ive never had a bolt Pip 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 On 19/04/2014 at 12:00, bobcullen79 said: On 19/04/2014 at 11:46, pip1968 said: it might be them bolts in ye neck Nope, thats one of the places Ive never had a bolt Pip theirs a paki on ytube who doesnt die from plugging himself into the mains and you can see the electricity coming through his finger on to a metal plate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 On 19/04/2014 at 12:26, pip1968 said: theirs a paki on ytube who doesnt die from plugging himself into the mains ..... Just kick the smug c*** to death then! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Malt 379 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 What you wearing? I get them all the time if I've got a fleece on or my Wales rugby top! It's static building up on the man made fibres as you're moving about in the seat of a car. It can't go anywhere until you get out the car and it can find a way to ground so it builds up. Before you put your foot on the ground when stepping out of the car, make sure you're touching a metal part of the car. The charge will dissipate then, you only get a shock when it leaps a small gap to get to ground, like when you go to shut the car door. It's probably the field off the charge you're holding that's setting the alarms off and all. By the time you've walked round the shop the charge has had a chance to escape, that's probably why you ain't setting the alarm off on the way out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted April 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 Normally just combats and t shirt Malt. Not the cheapo type either,genuine ex army, theres more poly in the cheap copy`s, which I swerve. I had the shocks all last summer from wearing swimming shorts, as soon as I stopped wearing this certain pair, it stopped. Now it happens what ever Im wearing. Also sometimes I`ll walk the shop and the alarm goes off, no car no static? Got to be something along your line of thinking as some days I`ll take my flat cap off and my hair crackles. Weird. Must be moving too fast Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 It'll be your vibrating love beads you've got up your bum Bob..... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted April 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 On 19/04/2014 at 15:03, Hot Meat said: It'll be your vibrating love beads you've got up your bum Bob..... f***ing knew it wouldnt be long.. Or the scouse shoplifting wise cracks.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 Or your thighs rubbing together when you walk? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted April 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 On 19/04/2014 at 16:40, walshie said: Or your thighs rubbing together when you walk? Nope, only thigh rubbing that goes on is my Mrs` and my face Im a svelt 13 n half stone 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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