Fud 26 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 David Cameron is reportedly recovering today after being stung by a jellyfish as he relaxed on a luxury holiday on the Spanish island of Lanzarote. According to reports the Prime Minister ignored warnings from locals after they spotted a number of the stinging marine animals at the island's Arrieta beach. The Daily Mirror reported that tourists saw him suddenly run from the water rubbing his arm and yelling: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" Tourists told the newspaper that Mr Cameron came running out of the water immediately in his blue swimming trunks and rubbing his arm. Local ex-pat Wendy, 59, told the newspaper that one of her friends warned Mr Cameron the sea was full of jellyfish. "Everyone got out of the water and his kids walked back with their minders around the pier," she said. "But then he decided to get back in then suddenly came out shouting in pain after getting stung." One Briton on Lanzarote remarked that the traditional cure for a jellyfish sting is to urinate on it. But a Downing Street source told the paper that the sting had not required treatment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fud 26 Posted April 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Who would volunteer to piss on the c**t then 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,192 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Who would volunteer to piss on the c**t then Plenty considering he shitt on millions of people. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Is the jellyfish OK ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,539 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 pitty it hadnt of been a shark,the blokes a idiot 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 So that's what it feels like to be stung while going about your business mr Cameron Welcome to my world ya kunt What were you saying about the hunting act again ? 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Surprised he didn't do one of his characteristic U-turns to avoid it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Surprised he didn't do one of his characteristic U-turns to avoid it. .........spot on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,474 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Can just imagine it one of his aides / bodyguards pishing on the jelly fish sting the papers would have turned it into some type of sex scandal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Can just imagine it one of his aides / bodyguards pishing on the jelly fish sting the papers would have turned it into some type of sex scandal Imagine being the pap taking the pic.......................the hunting act would be over turned by Monday Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,474 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Can just imagine it one of his aides / bodyguards pishing on the jelly fish sting the papers would have turned it into some type of sex scandal Imagine being the pap taking the pic.......................the hunting act would be over turned by Monday It would have been bigger than Saville Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,764 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Pity he wasn't on holiday in Australia... and got stung by a box jellyfish. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Stick with it 'til the end.................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ragumup Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Stung by some thing with more spine than he has. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Ouch ouch! Pretty much sums him up. A normal man would come out that water like trident, shouting "OH YA f***ing b*****d"! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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