R.A.W 1,987 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 I was with a girl in my ealy twenties used to do my head in with it. We never lived together but spending the night together was a dilemma . Great body great in bed but after the fun was over I'd be looking for the exit. Up all night for the wrong reasons. I saw her in the super market a while back and she gave me a hug and asked how I was . She was looking good too fair play.....but mrs raw came over from the next Isle with a look to frighten anyone off. Needless to say the rest of the experience was spent answering quick fire questions lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,944 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Anyone Else's mrs snore like f**k !? I've just got in looking to get some shut eye before work in the morning and guess what...she's at it again ! Like sleeping next to a fooking walrus !! And if I nudge her to shut up I get abuse lol snap ,one o these days I will strangle the fat twat , had enough of it 15 years , getting close to it mark my words Lol if you'd a done it in 1st year you'd a been out by now... lol your right, you never know I might meet nice young thing at a game fair this year, and wont need any condoms just a peg to put on her nose if she snores Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,764 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Separate beds, separate rooms for the last 15 years... She said I make a noise like a bear, and I said she makes a noise like a loose arsehole... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweeney 316 Posted April 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Anyone Else's mrs snore like f**k !? I've just got in looking to get some shut eye before work in the morning and guess what...she's at it again ! Like sleeping next to a fooking walrus !! And if I nudge her to shut up I get abuse lol snap ,one o these days I will strangle the fat twat , had enough of it 15 years , getting close to it mark my words feel your pain ray 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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