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Shot twice worked down the pit carried the hod worked on demolition worked scaffolding for five years now grafting my crackers off in a wharehouse in my mid fiftys yes its official i am fekin bolloxed.

Who did you upset ? How did that happen?

Long story but one of the rumours was that i was having an affair with his wife lol.

I hope she was smart lol

 

Thats all it was a rumour lol.

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Note to anyone doing work for Paulus, get paid in cash up front !! Lol lol

I've noticed lately that the land around me is changing, the hills are getting bloody steeper !!

Have you any idea who the father is?

 

im fairing well arthritis in my toes,fingers and knees and deformed right ankle and foot, high blood pressure. high cholesterol with AF and a abnormal heart beat and in the high risk category for heart attacks and strokes, not too bad really :laugh::laugh:

paulus what arthritis have you got,mines rheumatoid and its getting that bad, simple things like turning the key in the door is a major struggle most parts of my body are aching at every joint

 

osteo basically my joints are worn out :laugh:

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62 ...nothings changed , every thing works ..fit as a flea , 200 press-ups , 10 mile run then of to work ....the one slight problem I do have is I have started to tell lies , but apart from that (and a dodgy left knee ) should be good for another few weeks at least ....

:laugh: like it I ok but carnt run no more fecked right knee, and being chased across fields its not the best thing for it, it either face the music or hide 2nd best as yet lol . Age deff does catch up with you, but you got keep going as best as you can, or stay at home and just die in your chair :yes:

Would you done anything different if you had the chance ?

 

being really honest , would have prob not got married , or at least different woman .Don't get me wrong ive had not bad life took early retirement fooked back , done ok with money, got great son 27 years old, nice house., but were never really got on with her, and she let her self go, put on lot of weight, where as ive kept in good shape still very active + fit for a my age 61 , out lamping 3-4 hours mooching same in the day 2-3 hours even with my fooked shoulder+back and now my right knee ,iam still out there having a go :yes: . I just feel my life would have been that bit more better with a different woman, that you still fancy :yes:

 

 

Much as we like to think it is.......the grass aint always greener mate......value what you have not what you might of had ;)

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62 ...nothings changed , every thing works ..fit as a flea , 200 press-ups , 10 mile run then of to work ....the one slight problem I do have is I have started to tell lies , but apart from that (and a dodgy left knee ) should be good for another few weeks at least ....

:laugh: like it I ok but carnt run no more fecked right knee, and being chased across fields its not the best thing for it, it either face the music or hide 2nd best as yet lol . Age deff does catch up with you, but you got keep going as best as you can, or stay at home and just die in your chair :yes:
Would you done anything different if you had the chance ?

being really honest , would have prob not got married , or at least different woman .Don't get me wrong ive had not bad life took early retirement fooked back , done ok with money, got great son 27 years old, nice house., but were never really got on with her, and she let her self go, put on lot of weight, where as ive kept in good shape still very active + fit for a my age 61 , out lamping 3-4 hours mooching same in the day 2-3 hours even with my fooked shoulder+back and now my right knee ,iam still out there having a go :yes: . I just feel my life would have been that bit more better with a different woman, that you still fancy :yes:

Holy f**k bird, you don't need to be THAT honest :laugh:

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62 ...nothings changed , every thing works ..fit as a flea , 200 press-ups , 10 mile run then of to work ....the one slight problem I do have is I have started to tell lies , but apart from that (and a dodgy left knee ) should be good for another few weeks at least ....

:laugh: like it I ok but carnt run no more fecked right knee, and being chased across fields its not the best thing for it, it either face the music or hide 2nd best as yet lol . Age deff does catch up with you, but you got keep going as best as you can, or stay at home and just die in your chair :yes:
Would you done anything different if you had the chance ?

being really honest , would have prob not got married , or at least different woman .Don't get me wrong ive had not bad life took early retirement fooked back , done ok with money, got great son 27 years old, nice house., but were never really got on with her, and she let her self go, put on lot of weight, where as ive kept in good shape still very active + fit for a my age 61 , out lamping 3-4 hours mooching same in the day 2-3 hours even with my fooked shoulder+back and now my right knee ,iam still out there having a go :yes: . I just feel my life would have been that bit more better with a different woman, that you still fancy :yes:

Holy f**k bird, you don't need to be THAT honest :laugh:

 

ray look on the bright side youve still got buck :laugh:

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62 ...nothings changed , every thing works ..fit as a flea , 200 press-ups , 10 mile run then of to work ....the one slight problem I do have is I have started to tell lies , but apart from that (and a dodgy left knee ) should be good for another few weeks at least ....

:laugh: like it I ok but carnt run no more fecked right knee, and being chased across fields its not the best thing for it, it either face the music or hide 2nd best as yet lol . Age deff does catch up with you, but you got keep going as best as you can, or stay at home and just die in your chair :yes:
Would you done anything different if you had the chance ?

being really honest , would have prob not got married , or at least different woman .Don't get me wrong ive had not bad life took early retirement fooked back , done ok with money, got great son 27 years old, nice house., but were never really got on with her, and she let her self go, put on lot of weight, where as ive kept in good shape still very active + fit for a my age 61 , out lamping 3-4 hours mooching same in the day 2-3 hours even with my fooked shoulder+back and now my right knee ,iam still out there having a go :yes: . I just feel my life would have been that bit more better with a different woman, that you still fancy :yes:

Holy f**k bird, you don't need to be THAT honest :laugh:

 

Was going to say the same lol...

Bird talking to his wife... " is that you breathing"....... " yes dear.... ".....

" well stop it, it's getting on my f***ing nerves"...... Lol

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62 ...nothings changed , every thing works ..fit as a flea , 200 press-ups , 10 mile run then of to work ....the one slight problem I do have is I have started to tell lies , but apart from that (and a dodgy left knee ) should be good for another few weeks at least ....

:laugh: like it I ok but carnt run no more fecked right knee, and being chased across fields its not the best thing for it, it either face the music or hide 2nd best as yet lol . Age deff does catch up with you, but you got keep going as best as you can, or stay at home and just die in your chair :yes:

Would you done anything different if you had the chance ?

 

being really honest , would have prob not got married , or at least different woman .Don't get me wrong ive had not bad life took early retirement fooked back , done ok with money, got great son 27 years old, nice house., but were never really got on with her, and she let her self go, put on lot of weight, where as ive kept in good shape still very active + fit for a my age 61 , out lamping 3-4 hours mooching same in the day 2-3 hours even with my fooked shoulder+back and now my right knee ,iam still out there having a go :yes: . I just feel my life would have been that bit more better with a different woman, that you still fancy :yes:

 

 

Much as we like to think it is.......the grass aint always greener mate......value what you have not what you might of had ;)

 

very true Gnash , that's spot on deff the last bit :thumbs: iam to old now to start keep looking back with my life now mate .And I do exactly what I like with my life, she never stops me, even getting my last dog or should say wolf/lurcher :laugh: she just's shake her head and walks off lol and ive been bit of a lad when younger , done some daft things when pissed , the 1st week when I was going out with her I was pissed jumping on top tables in the local boozer , she thought iwas feckin mad :laugh: . yeh prob nice dolly bird wouldn't have put with my boozing+ madness , was ok +quiet when sober , just pissed went into different bloke :yes:

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62 ...nothings changed , every thing works ..fit as a flea , 200 press-ups , 10 mile run then of to work ....the one slight problem I do have is I have started to tell lies , but apart from that (and a dodgy left knee ) should be good for another few weeks at least ....

:laugh: like it I ok but carnt run no more fecked right knee, and being chased across fields its not the best thing for it, it either face the music or hide 2nd best as yet lol . Age deff does catch up with you, but you got keep going as best as you can, or stay at home and just die in your chair :yes:
Would you done anything different if you had the chance ?

being really honest , would have prob not got married , or at least different woman .Don't get me wrong ive had not bad life took early retirement fooked back , done ok with money, got great son 27 years old, nice house., but were never really got on with her, and she let her self go, put on lot of weight, where as ive kept in good shape still very active + fit for a my age 61 , out lamping 3-4 hours mooching same in the day 2-3 hours even with my fooked shoulder+back and now my right knee ,iam still out there having a go :yes: . I just feel my life would have been that bit more better with a different woman, that you still fancy :yes:
Holy f**k bird, you don't need to be THAT honest :laugh:

Was going to say the same lol...

Bird talking to his wife... " is that you breathing"....... " yes dear.... ".....

" well stop it, it's getting on my f*****g nerves"...... Lol

:laugh: I'm hoping he does have a FAC if he does, his house will be surrounded any minute now :laugh:

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62 ...nothings changed , every thing works ..fit as a flea , 200 press-ups , 10 mile run then of to work ....the one slight problem I do have is I have started to tell lies , but apart from that (and a dodgy left knee ) should be good for another few weeks at least ....

:laugh: like it I ok but carnt run no more fecked right knee, and being chased across fields its not the best thing for it, it either face the music or hide 2nd best as yet lol . Age deff does catch up with you, but you got keep going as best as you can, or stay at home and just die in your chair :yes:
Would you done anything different if you had the chance ?
being really honest , would have prob not got married , or at least different woman .Don't get me wrong ive had not bad life took early retirement fooked back , done ok with money, got great son 27 years old, nice house., but were never really got on with her, and she let her self go, put on lot of weight, where as ive kept in good shape still very active + fit for a my age 61 , out lamping 3-4 hours mooching same in the day 2-3 hours even with my fooked shoulder+back and now my right knee ,iam still out there having a go :yes: . I just feel my life would have been that bit more better with a different woman, that you still fancy :yes:
Holy f**k bird, you don't need to be THAT honest :laugh:

Was going to say the same lol...

Bird talking to his wife... " is that you breathing"....... " yes dear.... ".....

" well stop it, it's getting on my f*****g nerves"...... Lol

:laugh: I'm hoping he does have a FAC if he does, his house will be surrounded any minute now :laugh:

 

:laugh: anyway I going to take the dogs out now, see if Buck jumps over fekin hedges again after feral cats , they must have thought what the fook is this here wolf or bear :laugh:

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62 ...nothings changed , every thing works ..fit as a flea , 200 press-ups , 10 mile run then of to work ....the one slight problem I do have is I have started to tell lies , but apart from that (and a dodgy left knee ) should be good for another few weeks at least ....

:laugh: like it I ok but carnt run no more fecked right knee, and being chased across fields its not the best thing for it, it either face the music or hide 2nd best as yet lol . Age deff does catch up with you, but you got keep going as best as you can, or stay at home and just die in your chair :yes:
Would you done anything different if you had the chance ?
being really honest , would have prob not got married , or at least different woman .Don't get me wrong ive had not bad life took early retirement fooked back , done ok with money, got great son 27 years old, nice house., but were never really got on with her, and she let her self go, put on lot of weight, where as ive kept in good shape still very active + fit for a my age 61 , out lamping 3-4 hours mooching same in the day 2-3 hours even with my fooked shoulder+back and now my right knee ,iam still out there having a go :yes: . I just feel my life would have been that bit more better with a different woman, that you still fancy :yes:
Holy f**k bird, you don't need to be THAT honest :laugh:

Was going to say the same lol...

Bird talking to his wife... " is that you breathing"....... " yes dear.... ".....

" well stop it, it's getting on my f*****g nerves"...... Lol

:laugh: I'm hoping he does have a FAC if he does, his house will be surrounded any minute now :laugh:

 

:laugh: anyway I going to take the dogs out now, see if Buck jumps over fekin hedges again after feral cats , they must have thought what the fook is this here wolf or bear :laugh:

 

 

:laugh: Or kangaroo :D

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50 next year , can't say i have any ailments thankfully.. i try to keep active & have packed in the fags now so that will help with a bit of luck :thumbs:

Now you will eat more ... Your cholesterol will rise .... And you could have a stroke or a heart attack ... Things ain't looking great really ... :laugh: ................

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