thedogman199 51 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 David Cameron Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,132 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Most scots I've met have not lived up to the stereotype at all, generous to a fault.. Nothing to do with area, all to do with people... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 JEWS...Thats why synagogs are round........so theres no corners for them to hide when the collection plate comes round Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 The ones with the money are the tightest defo.Iam self employed and the little old dear and general public always pay on time,but the man in the big house with flash motors is like getting the the wife to open her legs bloody hard going!!Ain't that the truth.. The old dears are usually the ones who get work done out of necessity and chuck you an extra fiver or something. The rich fuckers who have stuff done out of vanity try screwing you down and try getting you to knock a few quid off your bill when you're all done. They make out that they're the ones doing you a favour half the time and all.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Malt your spot on with that post . Some rich tight arses are that tight they don't even like letting farts go 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick1212 389 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Defo jocks them fakers could peel an orange in their pocket with a boxing glove on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,239 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Malt your spot on with that post . Some rich tight arses are that tight they don't even like letting farts go my old boss (who had a sporting estate as a 21st birthday pressie) used to say...."you dont get rich by spending it " mind you him and his brother invented copper wire while fighting over a penny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dixiefried 269 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 JEWS...Thats why synagogs are round........so theres no corners for them to hide when the collection plate comes round think you'll find your wrong Quote Link to post Share on other sites
norseman 424 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 i hate tight b*****ds with a passion, I work with a guy who splits EVERYTHING down the middle with his mrs, every single bill. he once said "thank god its Thursday" because it was "the wife's turn to but the biscuits" he doesn't drink smoke or have any hobbies, the c**t is like syril snear just cant get my head round it, when its time to go you cant take it with ye lads Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 i hate tight b*****ds with a passion, I work with a guy who splits EVERYTHING down the middle with his mrs, every single bill. he once said "thank god its Thursday" because it was "the wife's turn to but the biscuits" he doesn't drink smoke or have any hobbies, the c**t is like syril snear just cant get my head round it, when its time to go you cant take it with ye lads Yup..no point being the richest cnut in the graveyard....although i will admit i'm quite frugal 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CBdogsA1 420 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Had a scothish lass once she wernt tight at all. Are you sure it wasn't your small cock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 i hate tight b*****ds with a passion, I work with a guy who splits EVERYTHING down the middle with his mrs, every single bill. he once said "thank god its Thursday" because it was "the wife's turn to but the biscuits" he doesn't drink smoke or have any hobbies, the c**t is like syril snear just cant get my head round it, when its time to go you cant take it with ye lads Yup..no point being the richest cnut in the graveyard....although i will admit i'm quite frugal Ahh there you are!! Been looking for you........ Frugal is an ancient Jewish word for fat............ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sikastag_1 689 Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 I would have told her to keep it and went without mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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