armdog 196 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Female aliens have invaded the planet and are kidnapping well-endowed males. Obviously you chaps are in no danger,but i am just letting you know this spaceship is f***ing AWESOME ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sandymere 8,263 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Ah I see your down in the small section, I'm up in the large 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 I tell you what lads, the view from the XXL section is stunning, shame you can't see it.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,366 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 I can see this getting out of hand,,,lol,,,yep you guessed it ,,,,I'm triple xxx.. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,366 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 And you can feck off malt,,befor you start,,,,I'm not on about waist measurements ,,,lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 The view from the miniscule section isn't much to write home about. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 lol Walshie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jamie mc 168 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 And they keep saying I'm hung like a pit pony.wow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,366 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 And they keep saying I'm hung like a pit pony.wow Really,,,,I herd your mrs mention something about "my little pony"....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 And they keep saying I'm hung like a pit pony.wowThey're on about your ears.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jamie mc 168 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 And they keep saying I'm hung like a pit pony.wowThey're on about your ears.. That's just remembered me of the thing where I used to pull my pockets out when I was younger and say can you see my elephant 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jamie mc 168 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 And they keep saying I'm hung like a pit pony.wow Really,,,,I herd your mrs mention something about "my little pony"....... That's ok Tomo your Mrs keeps asking me to feed her pony. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 (edited) I asked to be transfared to the hot lesbo section, as the saying goes it's lonely at the top Edited April 9, 2014 by BIG G wheton machine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jamie mc 168 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 The only thing that would happen if I got abducted is a probe in the arsenal gland.That's the only luck I have. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sandymere 8,263 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 The only thing that would happen if I got abducted is a probe in the arsenal gland.That's the only luck I have. You'll be alright that only happens in the hot lesbo section!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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