South hams hunter 8,924 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Hands of stone, sounds like good sport. Do they turn better than Bunny's? Quote Link to post
colliexgreyhound 119 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Was lamping on my own one night was about 13 at the time.Walking along a small hedge and the dog stopped dead and started growling and wouldn't move forward next thing something was crashing through the hedge towards me. I dropped all and ran like f**k. Turns out it was a sheep that had broke out. Scared the shit out of me at the time lol 3 Quote Link to post
foresterj 1,096 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 I was abducted by aliens.They were disguised as tramps, they cornered me in a field said they were called Norman and Trevor, they forced me to drink a vile clear fizzy liquid that tasted faintly of apple out of what appeared to be a 3lt blue plastic bottle.After drinking this I saw bonny colours then everything went black, I came to with no coat or boots (obviously taken as samples) in a dyke back with a splitting headache and an arse like the flag off the start of Bonanza as a result of weird experimentation I assume! Terrifying experience. . . been back every Friday night for 5 year but no sign of em! 6 Quote Link to post
mushroom 13,093 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 (edited) I've seen orbs, been chased by a Paki, accused of pushing a Weegie off a wall, seen a Weegie attempt to neck a rabbit and the wee cnut came back to life and tried to run off and to top it I ran into a cow at full speed now that fuucker was not happy :laugh: Edited to add; It wasn't lamping but seen my mates 10 year old wave a shotgun at the police helicopter when it came in to check us out PMSL Edited April 6, 2014 by mushroom Quote Link to post
pro keeper 111 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 my father and my uncle were shooting rabbits with the air guns mid afternoon they saw a young calf stuck in the mud of the ditch with a bloke stood behind it, they first thought he was trying to pull it out of the ditch as they got closer the bloke clearly was stuffing the thing lol not long after the same man was found hanging at his home. 3 Quote Link to post
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Seen mick Dundee out lamping acouple of times...... 1 Quote Link to post
BIGLURKS 874 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Can mind being out with a pal and catching his sister in the middle of a field close too town munching out another girl look on there faces was priceless can mind watching a car come down an old country lane one night we were in the field next too it and all you can hear is this small 1 litre engine reving the tits out of it going threw the corners too come too a straight bit of road and spin and flip twice while bouncing of the dykes then about 10 kids jumping out and all of them running off bar one 17 year old so we went too have a look make sure the lad was k poor lad had pissed himself not a single scratch on him though and it was a total write off car upside down and everything can also mind just about too set off lamping got up too the local golf course and met a lad I kinda knew friend of a friend kinda thing walking past it was about 3 in the morning and was thinking what the f**k is this lad up too so I stop and speak too the lad and he is sober as a judge having a big old conversation about my dogs and what not saying he has never seen dogs running and so he's telling me he's out just clearing he's head so I tell him come up with me at the time Iam thinking yes got me a bag carrier well after about 3 hours of lamping and him barley saying a word just the usal complaints wet trainers and feet and all that shit we finally get home and this lad don't live far from we're we started there is pigs every where there must of been 5 cars I could see from the hill and Iam thinking f**k this I grab the bag off him thinking he will be fine if he dosnt get cought with any thing on him so he drudges off back home as Iam sitting on the hill I see the police pull him up and take him into the house thinking something must of happend too he's ma or some thing so i walk on home and later on get woken up bye the lads ma for her too start thx me for being there for her lad and all this thinking what the f**k have I done here for her too tell me she heard him leaving last night And went too check on him in he's room the c**t had left her a note saying he was off too kill himself and he loved her and all this pish turned out the lad had being having trouble with depression for about a year ended up in the loony bin for a year and is happy as larry again 12 Quote Link to post
mushroom 13,093 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Seen mick Dundee out lamping acouple of times...... I'll thank you to refer to me under my stage name Midget Dundee 1 Quote Link to post
South hams hunter 8,924 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Can mind being out with a pal and catching his sister in the middle of a field close too town munching out another girl look on there faces was priceless can mind watching a car come down an old country lane one night we were in the field next too it and all you can hear is this small 1 litre engine reving the tits out of it going threw the corners too come too a straight bit of road and spin and flip twice while bouncing of the dykes then about 10 kids jumping out and all of them running off bar one 17 year old so we went too have a look make sure the lad was k poor lad had pissed himself not a single scratch on him though and it was a total write off car upside down and everything can also mind just about too set off lamping got up too the local golf course and met a lad I kinda knew friend of a friend kinda thing walking past it was about 3 in the morning and was thinking what the f**k is this lad up too so I stop and speak too the lad and he is sober as a judge having a big old conversation about my dogs and what not saying he has never seen dogs running and so he's telling me he's out just clearing he's head so I tell him come up with me at the time Iam thinking yes got me a bag carrier well after about 3 hours of lamping and him barley saying a word just the usal complaints wet trainers and feet and all that shit we finally get home and this lad don't live far from we're we started there is pigs every where there must of been 5 cars I could see from the hill and Iam thinking f**k this I grab the bag off him thinking he will be fine if he dosnt get cought with any thing on him so he drudges off back home as Iam sitting on the hill I see the police pull him up and take him into the house thinking something must of happend too he's ma or some thing so i walk on home and later on get woken up bye the lads ma for her too start thx me for being there for her lad and all this thinking what the f**k have I done here for her too tell me she heard him leaving last night And went too check on him in he's room the c**t had left her a note saying he was off too kill himself and he loved her and all this pish turned out the lad had being having trouble with depression for about a year ended up in the loony bin for a year and is happy as larry again an accidental good deed then, good on ya Quote Link to post
trigger2 3,145 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 its more what i didnt see than what i saw. i was out lamping one night when i was 17 hadnt long been dropped of and was steadily making my way back home which i had done on many occasions. on my route round theres a old run down church and yard which i use to cut through sometimes just to shorten the walk a little, on this particular night i was walking through the church yard and the dog stopped dead infront of me and started snarling/growling. anyway a quick flick with the lamp and nothing so i went to carry on walking and the dog carried on growling/snarling so another quick flick of the lamp and nothing by then i had shit em and i started running and never stopped until i got back to the house. ive seen a few people parked up shagging and thats about all. Quote Link to post
lurcherman887 178 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 its more what i didnt see than what i saw. i was out lamping one night when i was 17 hadnt long been dropped of and was steadily making my way back home which i had done on many occasions. on my route round theres a old run down church and yard which i use to cut through sometimes just to shorten the walk a little, on this particular night i was walking through the church yard and the dog stopped dead infront of me and started snarling/growling. anyway a quick flick with the lamp and nothing so i went to carry on walking and the dog carried on growling/snarling so another quick flick of the lamp and nothing by then i had shit em and i started running and never stopped until i got back to the house. ive seen a few people parked up shagging and thats about all. Lol a ghost Quote Link to post
mushroom 13,093 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 its more what i didnt see than what i saw. i was out lamping one night when i was 17 hadnt long been dropped of and was steadily making my way back home which i had done on many occasions. on my route round theres a old run down church and yard which i use to cut through sometimes just to shorten the walk a little, on this particular night i was walking through the church yard and the dog stopped dead infront of me and started snarling/growling. anyway a quick flick with the lamp and nothing so i went to carry on walking and the dog carried on growling/snarling so another quick flick of the lamp and nothing by then i had shit em and i started running and never stopped until i got back to the house. ive seen a few people parked up shagging and thats about all. Lol a ghost I do not believe in ghosts, but when you see your mates huge male Rottie growling and snarling at the empty space above a bed, then literally start whimpering and cowering at nothing..... kind of makes you wonder 1 Quote Link to post
lurcherman887 178 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 its more what i didnt see than what i saw. i was out lamping one night when i was 17 hadnt long been dropped of and was steadily making my way back home which i had done on many occasions. on my route round theres a old run down church and yard which i use to cut through sometimes just to shorten the walk a little, on this particular night i was walking through the church yard and the dog stopped dead infront of me and started snarling/growling. anyway a quick flick with the lamp and nothing so i went to carry on walking and the dog carried on growling/snarling so another quick flick of the lamp and nothing by then i had shit em and i started running and never stopped until i got back to the house. ive seen a few people parked up shagging and thats about all. Lol a ghost I do not believe in ghosts, but when you see your mates huge male Rottie growling and snarling at the empty space above a bed, then literally start whimpering and cowering at nothing..... kind of makes you wonder Maybe he was gettin shooty arse syndrome from the prod ?? Quote Link to post
mushroom 13,093 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 its more what i didnt see than what i saw. i was out lamping one night when i was 17 hadnt long been dropped of and was steadily making my way back home which i had done on many occasions. on my route round theres a old run down church and yard which i use to cut through sometimes just to shorten the walk a little, on this particular night i was walking through the church yard and the dog stopped dead infront of me and started snarling/growling. anyway a quick flick with the lamp and nothing so i went to carry on walking and the dog carried on growling/snarling so another quick flick of the lamp and nothing by then i had shit em and i started running and never stopped until i got back to the house. ive seen a few people parked up shagging and thats about all. Lol a ghost I do not believe in ghosts, but when you see your mates huge male Rottie growling and snarling at the empty space above a bed, then literally start whimpering and cowering at nothing..... kind of makes you wonder Maybe he was gettin shooty arse syndrome from the prod ?? :laugh: That was the strangest thing I've ever seen, this dog was scared of nothing but was trembling like a cold pup. Quote Link to post
lurcherman887 178 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 its more what i didnt see than what i saw. i was out lamping one night when i was 17 hadnt long been dropped of and was steadily making my way back home which i had done on many occasions. on my route round theres a old run down church and yard which i use to cut through sometimes just to shorten the walk a little, on this particular night i was walking through the church yard and the dog stopped dead infront of me and started snarling/growling. anyway a quick flick with the lamp and nothing so i went to carry on walking and the dog carried on growling/snarling so another quick flick of the lamp and nothing by then i had shit em and i started running and never stopped until i got back to the house. ive seen a few people parked up shagging and thats about all. Lol a ghost I do not believe in ghosts, but when you see your mates huge male Rottie growling and snarling at the empty space above a bed, then literally start whimpering and cowering at nothing..... kind of makes you wonder Maybe he was gettin shooty arse syndrome from the prod ?? :laugh: That was the strangest thing I've ever seen, this dog was scared of nothing but was trembling like a cold pup. ghost hunting Quote Link to post
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