davis8008 65 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 was walking through a spinny one night about 1am saw a couple walking towards us holding hands , thought it was a bit strange considering we was a couple of miles from the nearest houses, anyway when the got closer said evening and two bloke's said hello back to us, my mate shit himself and put the lamp on them, turned out it was a bloke and another dressed in drag,, I'd never laughed so much before! proper did my mates head inn! Quote Link to post
lurcherman887 178 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 was walking through a spinny one night about 1am saw a couple walking towards us holding hands , thought it was a bit strange considering we was a couple of miles from the nearest houses, anyway when the got closer said evening and two bloke's said hello back to us, my mate shit himself and put the lamp on them, turned out it was a bloke and another dressed in drag,, I'd never laughed so much before! proper did my mates head inn! You should set bout 2 of them lol Quote Link to post
mushroom 12,883 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 its more what i didnt see than what i saw. i was out lamping one night when i was 17 hadnt long been dropped of and was steadily making my way back home which i had done on many occasions. on my route round theres a old run down church and yard which i use to cut through sometimes just to shorten the walk a little, on this particular night i was walking through the church yard and the dog stopped dead infront of me and started snarling/growling. anyway a quick flick with the lamp and nothing so i went to carry on walking and the dog carried on growling/snarling so another quick flick of the lamp and nothing by then i had shit em and i started running and never stopped until i got back to the house. ive seen a few people parked up shagging and thats about all. Lol a ghost I do not believe in ghosts, but when you see your mates huge male Rottie growling and snarling at the empty space above a bed, then literally start whimpering and cowering at nothing..... kind of makes you wonder Maybe he was gettin shooty arse syndrome from the prod ?? :laugh: That was the strangest thing I've ever seen, this dog was scared of nothing but was trembling like a cold pup. ghost hunting Don't believe in them mate but I reckon animals have different senses, of varying degrees that enable them to see, hear, smell, feel and intuitively connect with the planet and it's workings in a totally different way to each other and us 2 Quote Link to post
lurcherman887 178 Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 its more what i didnt see than what i saw. i was out lamping one night when i was 17 hadnt long been dropped of and was steadily making my way back home which i had done on many occasions. on my route round theres a old run down church and yard which i use to cut through sometimes just to shorten the walk a little, on this particular night i was walking through the church yard and the dog stopped dead infront of me and started snarling/growling. anyway a quick flick with the lamp and nothing so i went to carry on walking and the dog carried on growling/snarling so another quick flick of the lamp and nothing by then i had shit em and i started running and never stopped until i got back to the house. ive seen a few people parked up shagging and thats about all. Lol a ghost I do not believe in ghosts, but when you see your mates huge male Rottie growling and snarling at the empty space above a bed, then literally start whimpering and cowering at nothing..... kind of makes you wonder Maybe he was gettin shooty arse syndrome from the prod ?? :laugh: That was the strangest thing I've ever seen, this dog was scared of nothing but was trembling like a cold pup. ghost hunting Don't believe in them mate but I reckon animals have different senses, of varying degrees that enable them to see, hear, smell, feel and intuitively connect with the planet and it's workings in a totally different way to each other and us Yes I agree shroom Quote Link to post
weasellurcher 113 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 its more what i didnt see than what i saw. i was out lamping one night when i was 17 hadnt long been dropped of and was steadily making my way back home which i had done on many occasions. on my route round theres a old run down church and yard which i use to cut through sometimes just to shorten the walk a little, on this particular night i was walking through the church yard and the dog stopped dead infront of me and started snarling/growling. anyway a quick flick with the lamp and nothing so i went to carry on walking and the dog carried on growling/snarling so another quick flick of the lamp and nothing by then i had shit em and i started running and never stopped until i got back to the house. ive seen a few people parked up shagging and thats about all. Lol a ghost I do not believe in ghosts, but when you see your mates huge male Rottie growling and snarling at the empty space above a bed, then literally start whimpering and cowering at nothing..... kind of makes you wonder Maybe he was gettin shooty arse syndrome from the prod ?? :laugh: That was the strangest thing I've ever seen, this dog was scared of nothing but was trembling like a cold pup. ghost hunting Don't believe in them mate but I reckon animals have different senses, of varying degrees that enable them to see, hear, smell, feel and intuitively connect with the planet and it's workings in a totally different way to each other and us Yes I agree shroom shroom, you sure the dog wasnt high? may sound stupid but a guy i knew who smoked a fair bit had a teckel who, just got up and plain walked into a wall, you could see he wasnt right so the rot might have just been tripping?!!!! Quote Link to post
*The*Field*Marshall* 674 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 One that springs to mind was lamping a rabbit run by a fox! 2 Quote Link to post
shealy1 71 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 I was abducted by aliens.They were disguised as tramps, they cornered me in a field said they were called Norman and Trevor, they forced me to drink a vile clear fizzy liquid that tasted faintly of apple out of what appeared to be a 3lt blue plastic bottle.After drinking this I saw bonny colours then everything went black, I came to with no coat or boots (obviously taken as samples) in a dyke back with a splitting headache and an arse like the flag off the start of Bonanza as a result of weird experimentation I assume! Terrifying experience. . . been back every Friday night for 5 year but no sign of em! I was abducted by aliens.They were disguised as tramps, they cornered me in a field said they were called Norman and Trevor, they forced me to drink a vile clear fizzy liquid that tasted faintly of apple out of what appeared to be a 3lt blue plastic bottle.After drinking this I saw bonny colours then everything went black, I came to with no coat or boots (obviously taken as samples) in a dyke back with a splitting headache and an arse like the flag off the start of Bonanza as a result of weird experimentation I assume! Terrifying experience. . . been back every Friday night for 5 year but no sign of em! f***ing hell talk about off ur head on shrooms haha Quote Link to post
DeerhoundLurcherMan 997 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 Seen a transit tipper set on fire then a 4x4 tore off, Probably the local pikeys... Seen a few hundred hay bales go up in flames. Probably insurance job?... Seen a tractor burn out in a field while pulling a bailer, same farmer Big riding school go up in flames as well, probably upset the wrong fella... Rescued a sheep from drowning back in December when we had the floods, poor bugger had its head stuck in a wire fence, by the time I got my cutters the water had come right up to its knees... Quote Link to post
forest of dean redneck 11,563 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 Your not a pyro are you Quote Link to post
DeerhoundLurcherMan 997 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 Your not a pyro are you Sounds like it eh lol Also heard a noise in a field next to me which sounded like a big trailer bouncing around, but couldn't work out what the f*ck it was till I saw a truck pull out the gate and tear off up the road, didn't think to much of it until I was in the yard next to the field a few days later when I mentioned it they said "oh yea we had our diesel tank drained again!" Quote Link to post
fox digger 1,086 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 its more what i didnt see than what i saw. i was out lamping one night when i was 17 hadnt long been dropped of and was steadily making my way back home which i had done on many occasions. on my route round theres a old run down church and yard which i use to cut through sometimes just to shorten the walk a little, on this particular night i was walking through the church yard and the dog stopped dead infront of me and started snarling/growling. anyway a quick flick with the lamp and nothing so i went to carry on walking and the dog carried on growling/snarling so another quick flick of the lamp and nothing by then i had shit em and i started running and never stopped until i got back to the house. ive seen a few people parked up shagging and thats about all. Lol a ghost I do not believe in ghosts, but when you see your mates huge male Rottie growling and snarling at the empty space above a bed, then literally start whimpering and cowering at nothing..... kind of makes you wonder Maybe he was gettin shooty arse syndrome from the prod ?? :laugh: That was the strangest thing I've ever seen, this dog was scared of nothing but was trembling like a cold pup. ghost hunting dog wasnt called scooby doo by any chance was he!!!!!!! 2 Quote Link to post
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 Seen a transit tipper set on fire then a 4x4 tore off, Probably the local pikeys... Seen a few hundred hay bales go up in flames. Probably insurance job?... Seen a tractor burn out in a field while pulling a bailer, same farmer Big riding school go up in flames as well, probably upset the wrong fella... Rescued a sheep from drowning back in December when we had the floods, poor bugger had its head stuck in a wire fence, by the time I got my cutters the water had come right up to its knees... You've seen more fires than fireman Sam! Quote Link to post
Bosun11 537 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 A fleeing midget A naked nutter waiving swords Couple of suicidal idiots And a dead body.... Oh yer and the best of all, a very nice Gamekeeper accompanied by equally nice police officers... Honest..!! Note to self.... Change yer lamping spots...! Quote Link to post
The bone collector 19 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 A mate of my arl fellers was out one night and said his dogs turned towards the edge of a crop field and started growling and acting weird. Everything went silent and then something walked out, he said it wasn't human, and it wasn't any animal he'd ever seen but it was as tall as he was, and it just stood looking at him, he dropped all his gear and ran all the way back to his van and f****d off. He's a genuine feller to which makes it all the more terrifying. Makes you wonder what's out there. Quote Link to post
nothernlite 18,078 Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 A whippet with a ss collar on 1 Quote Link to post
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