Fox Carcase Disposal?

[Cedric 132]

Might sound like a bit of a numb question but what is a reasonable way to dispose of dead foxes ?

[gonetoearth 5,144]

I rest my case

[abarrett 462]

Put them on eBay you can shift anything on there

[ferrets88 5]

Incinerator or dead bin on a farm be your best bet

[Alsone 789]

...or under a dense hedge is quite a favourite if you don't have access to the above.

 

Just try not to choose one near a public footpath as you don't want to antagonise any local antis.

[wilbur foxhound 480]

give them mouth to mouth if they come round you can shoot them again and count one as two,lol wf

[The one 8,463]

Throw them on the motorway coming home the local council will uplift them as road kill

[walshie 2,804]

In order of preference:

 

1: Hedge

2: Hedge

3: Hedge

[Cedric 132]

I liked the motorway one !!

 

It reminds me of when I lived in Oklahoma, some lads from Montana were visiting. Whilst driving round the county side we often saw dead armadillos beside the road, a bit like hedgehogs across here.

 

The Montana boys would leap out and throw them into the back of their pickup. When I asked why, they told me as armadillos were confined to the southern states, when they got home they were going to chuck one out every few miles and look out for the fuss when the local game wardens believed armadillos were migrating northwards !!!

[shropshire dan 467]

Hahaha

[Alsone 789]

Hahaha

 

Maybe we should do that with squirrels here.

 

Dye some red with hair dye then toss them down the M1 all the way to London.

 

 

(Just in case some nutter reads this, don't seriously do this please as dropping animal carcasses in the road is illegal).

[trenchfoot 4,243]

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[long dog 125]

 

Hahaha

 

Maybe we should do that with squirrels here.

 

Dye some red with hair dye then toss them down the M1 all the way to London.

 

 

(Just in case some nutter reads this, don't seriously do this please as dropping animal carcasses in the road is illegal).

 

road side then

[ROB.BOB 21]

You might know a local keeper that would have the vixens for a stinkpit..