RubyTex 1,957 Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 I shave everyday NEWKID!! Always in the shower on a morning, rinse the razor in hot water and keep going, rarely get any nicks or cuts. If I shave on a night I get a bollocking for going into work with 'stubble' or as I prefer it 5 o'clock shadow, the next day Roll on employment where your facial hair isn't taken into account and you can do whatever you want! Counting down the days... One thing I cannot get my head around here is they sometimes turn up looking shoite and no cnut bats an eyelid. I'm looking at the owner of the company right now and he looks like he hasn't shaved in 3 days Who's going to sack him though. Bit different when your job entails you saying, is that an extra large meal I'm not on the front line Baw, i'm kept at the back flipping burgers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Good thing though Tarquin, is if you forget to shave, your "beard" will have blown off like candy floss in the breeze by the time you get to work. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Good thing though Tarquin, is if you forget to shave, your "beard" will have blown off like candy floss in the breeze by the time you get to work. he forgot his razor at last years fishing comp ---so he crawled under a truck an burnt the stubble off on a hot exhaust .. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 I shave everyday NEWKID!! Always in the shower on a morning, rinse the razor in hot water and keep going, rarely get any nicks or cuts. If I shave on a night I get a bollocking for going into work with 'stubble' or as I prefer it 5 o'clock shadow, the next day Roll on employment where your facial hair isn't taken into account and you can do whatever you want! Counting down the days... One thing I cannot get my head around here is they sometimes turn up looking shoite and no cnut bats an eyelid. I'm looking at the owner of the company right now and he looks like he hasn't shaved in 3 days Who's going to sack him though. Bit different when your job entails you saying, is that an extra large meal I'm not on the front line Baw, i'm kept at the back flipping burgers works work mate betting than jobseekers 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Tell them to f**k off, muslims allowed big beards, I work in food factories all over the place and plenty of the blokes I work for have beards. Just have to wear snoods on the factory floor. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 I shave everyday NEWKID!! Always in the shower on a morning, rinse the razor in hot water and keep going, rarely get any nicks or cuts. If I shave on a night I get a bollocking for going into work with 'stubble' or as I prefer it 5 o'clock shadow, the next day Roll on employment where your facial hair isn't taken into account and you can do whatever you want! Counting down the days... One thing I cannot get my head around here is they sometimes turn up looking shoite and no cnut bats an eyelid. I'm looking at the owner of the company right now and he looks like he hasn't shaved in 3 days Who's going to sack him though. Bit different when your job entails you saying, is that an extra large meal I'm not on the front line Baw, i'm kept at the back flipping burgers works work mate betting than jobseekers I was going to say the same mate. I wouldn't slag any man doing any work. You keep at it Ruby mate, gives you a wage while you find something better. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,278 Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Good thing though Tarquin, is if you forget to shave, your "beard" will have blown off like candy floss in the breeze by the time you get to work. he forgot his razor at last years fishing comp ---so he crawled under a truck an burnt the stubble off on a hot exhaust .. He looked like a tramp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,278 Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 I shave everyday NEWKID!! Always in the shower on a morning, rinse the razor in hot water and keep going, rarely get any nicks or cuts. If I shave on a night I get a bollocking for going into work with 'stubble' or as I prefer it 5 o'clock shadow, the next day Roll on employment where your facial hair isn't taken into account and you can do whatever you want! Counting down the days... One thing I cannot get my head around here is they sometimes turn up looking shoite and no cnut bats an eyelid. I'm looking at the owner of the company right now and he looks like he hasn't shaved in 3 days Who's going to sack him though. Bit different when your job entails you saying, is that an extra large meal I'm not on the front line Baw, i'm kept at the back flipping burgers works work mate betting than jobseekers I was going to say the same mate. I wouldn't slag any man doing any work. You keep at it Ruby mate, gives you a wage while you find something better. Too right Baw, works work, Ruby's a decent lad, he'll get a break soon enough Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,196 Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 I shave everyday NEWKID!! Always in the shower on a morning, rinse the razor in hot water and keep going, rarely get any nicks or cuts. If I shave on a night I get a bollocking for going into work with 'stubble' or as I prefer it 5 o'clock shadow, the next day Roll on employment where your facial hair isn't taken into account and you can do whatever you want! Counting down the days... One thing I cannot get my head around here is they sometimes turn up looking shoite and no cnut bats an eyelid. I'm looking at the owner of the company right now and he looks like he hasn't shaved in 3 days Who's going to sack him though. Bit different when your job entails you saying, is that an extra large meal Fries with that sir :laugh: I'm going to Burger King for lunch now :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,818 Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Philishave all the way! Tried Braun, Remington etc, can't beat the old 3 head Philishave rechargeble. I shave whilst I take the mutts for their first morning walk. Result. Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 I shave everyday NEWKID!! Always in the shower on a morning, rinse the razor in hot water and keep going, rarely get any nicks or cuts. If I shave on a night I get a bollocking for going into work with 'stubble' or as I prefer it 5 o'clock shadow, the next day Roll on employment where your facial hair isn't taken into account and you can do whatever you want! Counting down the days... One thing I cannot get my head around here is they sometimes turn up looking shoite and no cnut bats an eyelid. I'm looking at the owner of the company right now and he looks like he hasn't shaved in 3 days Who's going to sack him though. Bit different when your job entails you saying, is that an extra large meal I'm not on the front line Baw, i'm kept at the back flipping burgers works work mate betting than jobseekers I was going to say the same mate. I wouldn't slag any man doing any work. You keep at it Ruby mate, gives you a wage while you find something better. Too right Baw, works work, Ruby's a decent lad, he'll get a break soon enough your fivers in the post Stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,521 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Philishave all the way! Tried Braun, Remington etc, can't beat the old 3 head Philishave rechargeble. I shave whilst I take the mutts for their first morning walk. Result. Cheers, D. You little multi tasker you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Philishave all the way! Tried Braun, Remington etc, can't beat the old 3 head Philishave rechargeble. I shave whilst I take the mutts for their first morning walk. Result. Cheers, D. I can't get away with those electrical ones that seem to rip the hairs from your face? It knacks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,278 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 I shave everyday NEWKID!! Always in the shower on a morning, rinse the razor in hot water and keep going, rarely get any nicks or cuts. If I shave on a night I get a bollocking for going into work with 'stubble' or as I prefer it 5 o'clock shadow, the next day Roll on employment where your facial hair isn't taken into account and you can do whatever you want! Counting down the days... One thing I cannot get my head around here is they sometimes turn up looking shoite and no cnut bats an eyelid. I'm looking at the owner of the company right now and he looks like he hasn't shaved in 3 days Who's going to sack him though. Bit different when your job entails you saying, is that an extra large meal I'm not on the front line Baw, i'm kept at the back flipping burgers works work mate betting than jobseekers I was going to say the same mate. I wouldn't slag any man doing any work. You keep at it Ruby mate, gives you a wage while you find something better. Too right Baw, works work, Ruby's a decent lad, he'll get a break soon enough your fivers in the post Stig Oh... I'm stig now am I Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 I shave everyday NEWKID!! Always in the shower on a morning, rinse the razor in hot water and keep going, rarely get any nicks or cuts. If I shave on a night I get a bollocking for going into work with 'stubble' or as I prefer it 5 o'clock shadow, the next day Roll on employment where your facial hair isn't taken into account and you can do whatever you want! Counting down the days... One thing I cannot get my head around here is they sometimes turn up looking shoite and no cnut bats an eyelid. I'm looking at the owner of the company right now and he looks like he hasn't shaved in 3 days Who's going to sack him though. Bit different when your job entails you saying, is that an extra large meal I'm not on the front line Baw, i'm kept at the back flipping burgers works work mate betting than jobseekers I was going to say the same mate. I wouldn't slag any man doing any work. You keep at it Ruby mate, gives you a wage while you find something better. Too right Baw, works work, Ruby's a decent lad, he'll get a break soon enough your fivers in the post Stig Oh... I'm stig now am I thats what flippin burgers on a night shift does for you... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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