treecreeper 1,136 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 I thought it was a muslim until I tilted my screen just realised its minty from east enders with a beard. I got a battery one, wet shave got to be hot water then rinse with cold and then stick the bits of bog roll to your chops 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toby63 1,236 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Always used cold water to shave then a hot flannel to stop the bleeding. buy a decent razor then .you wouldnt get the cuts you cheapskate lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Im Siorn Frann from ZZ Top f**king muslim indeed lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 sorry mate you only need the pyjamas and a sun tan though and youll blend in round here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,181 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Been using cold water for the last 12 years. Needless to say I've had a beard for the last 12 winters. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Not shaved in 12 years. Just hack at it with a scissors occasionally . . . . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,435 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Not shaved in 12 years. Just hack at it with a scissors occasionally . . . . No ones surprised ,,,,lol No need for foam or shaving gell,,,,if you have a shaving brush,,,just use soap,,,,although some soap is better than others,,, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 I shave everyday NEWKID!! Always in the shower on a morning, rinse the razor in hot water and keep going, rarely get any nicks or cuts. If I shave on a night I get a bollocking for going into work with 'stubble' or as I prefer it 5 o'clock shadow, the next day Roll on employment where your facial hair isn't taken into account and you can do whatever you want! Counting down the days... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Not shaved in 12 years. Just hack at it with a scissors occasionally . . . . No ones surprised ,,,,lol No need for foam or shaving gell,,,,if you have a shaving brush,,,just use soap,,,,although some soap is better than others,,, Same here - brush and soap all the way! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 round in 1 with the bare bladed trimmer like any bald cnut Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) You folk wanna get civilised..... Cold water Ffs, bunch a tramps Edited March 17, 2014 by Hot Meat 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Cold water will close your pores and any soap dirt will get trapped. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick1212 389 Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Hot water lather up hair conditioner better than gel or foam Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,178 Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 I shave everyday NEWKID!! Always in the shower on a morning, rinse the razor in hot water and keep going, rarely get any nicks or cuts. If I shave on a night I get a bollocking for going into work with 'stubble' or as I prefer it 5 o'clock shadow, the next day Roll on employment where your facial hair isn't taken into account and you can do whatever you want! Counting down the days... One thing I cannot get my head around here is they sometimes turn up looking shoite and no cnut bats an eyelid. I'm looking at the owner of the company right now and he looks like he hasn't shaved in 3 days Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 I shave everyday NEWKID!! Always in the shower on a morning, rinse the razor in hot water and keep going, rarely get any nicks or cuts. If I shave on a night I get a bollocking for going into work with 'stubble' or as I prefer it 5 o'clock shadow, the next day Roll on employment where your facial hair isn't taken into account and you can do whatever you want! Counting down the days... One thing I cannot get my head around here is they sometimes turn up looking shoite and no cnut bats an eyelid. I'm looking at the owner of the company right now and he looks like he hasn't shaved in 3 days Who's going to sack him though. Bit different when your job entails you saying, is that an extra large meal 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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