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My uncle had done after 20yrs and 5 kids with his wife. 18 months later she divorces him.

 

Fast forward 4 years and his stunning 24 year old Norwegian girlfriend leaves him because she wants kids and the £7k they spent on trying to reverse it hasn't worked.

 

That's killed the idea for me.

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Happened to me when the parents were downstairs   Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amou

See this is my thought pretty much, I have 2 kids with the current wench and that is quite enough for now. Much as it would be good to be able to fire at will at 33 years old I cant see the future and

Fcuk the snip. I got circumcised at a week old. Could'nt walk for a fcukin year. So no way am i getting my balls messed with

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  On 18/03/2014 at 09:28, 2.8 guy said:

If your really thinking of having this done ffs dont go on you tube and watch it :bad: the none surgical one sounds fine intill you see them injecting the balls sweet tea me thinks for the shock :D

Wish I hadnt ignored this advice...

'No Scalpel vasectomy'!!! Oh but its OK they only use pliers to tear open your scrote..

 

FFS no thanks, I will stick to whipping it out

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  On 18/03/2014 at 11:03, unlacedgecko said:

My uncle had done after 20yrs and 5 kids with his wife. 18 months later she divorces him.

 

Fast forward 4 years and his stunning 24 year old Norwegian girlfriend leaves him because she wants kids and the £7k they spent on trying to reverse it hasn't worked.

 

That's killed the idea for me.

 

I'd say that's a result ........................ trying to make babies with a 24 year old Norwegian girl is well worth the 7k even if she did fork off.

 

Moral of the story being don't tell the Norwegian you've had the Snip :whistling: ............. :thumbs:

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  On 18/03/2014 at 12:18, R.A.W said:

 

  On 18/03/2014 at 11:03, unlacedgecko said:

My uncle had done after 20yrs and 5 kids with his wife. 18 months later she divorces him.

 

Fast forward 4 years and his stunning 24 year old Norwegian girlfriend leaves him because she wants kids and the £7k they spent on trying to reverse it hasn't worked.

 

That's killed the idea for me.

I'd say that's a result ........................ trying to make babies with a 24 year old Norwegian girl is well worth the 7k even if she did fork off.

 

Moral of the story being don't tell the Norwegian you've had the Snip :whistling: ............. :thumbs:

 

yeah , just tell her you forgot :laugh:
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  On 18/03/2014 at 11:03, unlacedgecko said:

My uncle had done after 20yrs and 5 kids with his wife. 18 months later she divorces him.

Fast forward 4 years and his stunning 24 year old Norwegian girlfriend leaves him because she wants kids and the £7k they spent on trying to reverse it hasn't worked.

That's killed the idea for me.

More fool him ........ He should have got 1 of theses, they are cheaper and if they fcuk off in the 1st 12 months you get another free :D

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  On 18/03/2014 at 13:05, Wxm said:

 

  On 18/03/2014 at 11:03, unlacedgecko said:

My uncle had done after 20yrs and 5 kids with his wife. 18 months later she divorces him.

Fast forward 4 years and his stunning 24 year old Norwegian girlfriend leaves him because she wants kids and the £7k they spent on trying to reverse it hasn't worked.

That's killed the idea for me.

More fool him ........ He should have got 1 of theses, they are cheaper and if they fcuk off in the 1st 12 months you get another free :D

 

FFS thats terrible

Be the Norwegian for me any day, I've never understood why people find oriental women attractive, just not my cup of tea.

 

Besides it undermines the whole 'Man Brag' thing of having a 24 years old Misses when you're in your 40s if you've gone down the 7 day recorded delivery option.

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  On 18/03/2014 at 13:14, lapin2008 said:

 

  On 18/03/2014 at 13:05, Wxm said:

 

  On 18/03/2014 at 11:03, unlacedgecko said:

My uncle had done after 20yrs and 5 kids with his wife. 18 months later she divorces him.

Fast forward 4 years and his stunning 24 year old Norwegian girlfriend leaves him because she wants kids and the £7k they spent on trying to reverse it hasn't worked.

That's killed the idea for me.

 

More fool him ........ He should have got 1 of theses, they are cheaper and if they fcuk off in the 1st 12 months you get another free :D

FFS thats terrible

Be the Norwegian for me any day, I've never understood why people find oriental women attractive, just not my cup of tea.

 

Besides it undermines the whole 'Man Brag' thing of having a 24 years old Misses when you're in your 40s if you've gone down the 7 day recorded delivery option.

Do you know if they come gift wrapped or just boxed ?? Also with you having to sign for it will they give you a time slot, so your not waiting in all day ?? :D

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  On 18/03/2014 at 13:22, Wxm said:

 

  On 18/03/2014 at 13:14, lapin2008 said:

 

  On 18/03/2014 at 13:05, Wxm said:

 

  On 18/03/2014 at 11:03, unlacedgecko said:

My uncle had done after 20yrs and 5 kids with his wife. 18 months later she divorces him.

Fast forward 4 years and his stunning 24 year old Norwegian girlfriend leaves him because she wants kids and the £7k they spent on trying to reverse it hasn't worked.

That's killed the idea for me.

More fool him ........ He should have got 1 of theses, they are cheaper and if they fcuk off in the 1st 12 months you get another free :D
FFS thats terrible
  On 18/03/2014 at 13:14, lapin2008 said:
Be the Norwegian for me any day, I've never understood why people find oriental women attractive, just not my cup of tea.

 

Besides it undermines the whole 'Man Brag' thing of having a 24 years old Misses when you're in your 40s if you've gone down the 7 day recorded delivery option.

Do you know if they come gift wrapped or just boxed ?? Also with you having to sign for it will they give you a time slot, so your not waiting in all day ?? :D

 

 

:laugh: can you imagine it, get back and find one of those 'Sorry we missed you' Royal Mail notes in the letter box saying we left it round the neighbours...Chap the neighbour's door...

 

"Errrrmmm.... have you had a delivery for me, bout 5ft tall, flipflops, staw hat, doesnt speak a work of English?"

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  On 18/03/2014 at 13:39, lapin2008 said:

 

  On 18/03/2014 at 13:22, Wxm said:

 

  On 18/03/2014 at 13:14, lapin2008 said:

 

  On 18/03/2014 at 13:05, Wxm said:

 

  On 18/03/2014 at 11:03, unlacedgecko said:

My uncle had done after 20yrs and 5 kids with his wife. 18 months later she divorces him.

Fast forward 4 years and his stunning 24 year old Norwegian girlfriend leaves him because she wants kids and the £7k they spent on trying to reverse it hasn't worked.

That's killed the idea for me.

 

More fool him ........ He should have got 1 of theses, they are cheaper and if they fcuk off in the 1st 12 months you get another free :D
FFS thats terrible
  On 18/03/2014 at 13:14, lapin2008 said:

Be the Norwegian for me any day, I've never understood why people find oriental women attractive, just not my cup of tea.

 

Besides it undermines the whole 'Man Brag' thing of having a 24 years old Misses when you're in your 40s if you've gone down the 7 day recorded delivery option.

Do you know if they come gift wrapped or just boxed ?? Also with you having to sign for it will they give you a time slot, so your not waiting in all day ?? :D

:laugh: can you imagine it, get back and find one of those 'Sorry we missed you' Royal Mail notes in the letter box saying we left it round the neighbours...Chap the neighbour's door...

 

"Errrrmmm.... have you had a delivery for me, bout 5ft tall, flipflops, staw hat, doesnt speak a work of English?"

Lmao I had something delivered a while back and they put a note in the door "left in recycling bin" ........ I can see it now her curled up in the recycling bin :D

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  On 18/03/2014 at 13:52, Wxm said:

 

  On 18/03/2014 at 13:39, lapin2008 said:

 

  On 18/03/2014 at 13:22, Wxm said:

 

  On 18/03/2014 at 13:14, lapin2008 said:

 

  On 18/03/2014 at 13:05, Wxm said:

 

  On 18/03/2014 at 11:03, unlacedgecko said:

My uncle had done after 20yrs and 5 kids with his wife. 18 months later she divorces him.

Fast forward 4 years and his stunning 24 year old Norwegian girlfriend leaves him because she wants kids and the £7k they spent on trying to reverse it hasn't worked.

That's killed the idea for me.

More fool him ........ He should have got 1 of theses, they are cheaper and if they fcuk off in the 1st 12 months you get another free :D
FFS thats terrible
  On 18/03/2014 at 13:14, lapin2008 said:

Be the Norwegian for me any day, I've never understood why people find oriental women attractive, just not my cup of tea.

 

Besides it undermines the whole 'Man Brag' thing of having a 24 years old Misses when you're in your 40s if you've gone down the 7 day recorded delivery option.

Do you know if they come gift wrapped or just boxed ?? Also with you having to sign for it will they give you a time slot, so your not waiting in all day ?? :D

:laugh: can you imagine it, get back and find one of those 'Sorry we missed you' Royal Mail notes in the letter box saying we left it round the neighbours...Chap the neighbour's door...

 

"Errrrmmm.... have you had a delivery for me, bout 5ft tall, flipflops, staw hat, doesnt speak a work of English?"

Lmao I had something delivered a while back and they put a note in the door "left in recycling bin" ........ I can see it now her curled up in the recycling bin :D

 

 

:laugh:

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  On 18/03/2014 at 15:35, 2.8 guy said:

I did try to warn you guys :yes: did you read some of the comments after made me smile :D also how do you mean the gooks dont know english have you not seen the film they all know johny suki fucki ten dollar

 

I'm not brave enough to watch it :icon_redface: ......................................... :D

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Bloke I work with is having it done end of the month makes me feel sick to the stomach every time he mentions it haha f**k that for a laugh not sure if I got swimmers yet ever mind killing the fuckers

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