2.8 guy 403 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Deuteronomy 23:1? "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD." Your all dammed to HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE who COMES to me I shall not turn away 6:37 Used to work with a old bloke who had his done years ago says his stitches burst and the plums fell out but my other mate had it done last year none surgical they injected his sack and crimped his tubes from out side My wifes told me its no big deal and to go get it done Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Im 34, got two kids, by 2 birds and can honestly say, Monday, I had the hob up the vets - and thats as close as Im getting to a vasectomy.. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Im 34, got two kids, by 2 birds and can honestly say, Monday, I had the hob up the vets - and thats as close as Im getting to a vasectomy.. Pmsl ....................Poor old hob. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Deuteronomy 23:1? "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD." Your all dammed to HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE who COMES to me I shall not turn away 6:37 Used to work with a old bloke who had his done years ago says his stitches burst and the plums fell out but my other mate had it done last year none surgical they injected his sack and crimped his tubes from out side My wifes told me its no big deal and to go get it done That's exactly how Mrs RAW sold the idea to me .................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,121 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 My mate got it done, he got some diagram of where to shave, couldn't understand so shaved everything from the chest down, including his legs rather than ask the question..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 My mate got it done, he got some diagram of where to shave, couldn't understand so shaved everything from the chest down, including his legs rather than ask the question..... .........I'm not sure what be worse the bollard ache or the forking itching Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 No chance am I letting someone loose near my balls with a f***ing scalpel. No thank you. Remember when men were men and had fully functioning balls??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Your tubes must go up into your stomach because that were I could feel them when the fukcing butcher was pulling on them ......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,121 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 No chance am I letting someone loose near my balls with a f*****g scalpel. No thank you. Remember when men were men and had fully functioning balls??? You prefer them when they battering of your chin don't you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 462 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 I had this done when my youngest was 2 month old warm salt bath a couple of times will soon have you right . I did take the couple of stitches out my self first because they kept catching on my britches and second I know my local nurse and I could not look her in the eyes again after she had held my plumbs Sit on the sofa and make the most of it when you get asked to do something cup your back wheels and grown Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,598 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Your tubes must go up into your stomach because that were I could feel them when the fukcing butcher was pulling on them .........I'm glad I was asleep for mine done Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) did anyone one else get offered a mirror so you could see what was going on---- i had a paper gown with just my nuts hanging out Edited March 17, 2014 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 i was sat in the room with the Dr and he said can you strip to the waist pls, so i did, then he goes through all the forms that go with getting your spuds tugged ffs, meanwhile 3 nurses are sorting the bed out and i get asked to go to it, 10 twatting mt away and climb on the bed, one nurse gives me a sheet of cheep paper, apparently to cover my modesty while Dr fooking death sorts his toolbox out ffs, so T SHIRT, SOCKS AND SPUDS went for a walk, never again and can i add, at least 1 spud is attached to your eye lid 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 ive never had it done but worked with a few lads that did one said his balls were the size of grapefruits and oozed green puss for 3 weeks until the infection went another one was sat in the clinic waitng to have it done and the nurse was asking how they had got there and how they were getting home,mrs fetched me next one says taxi my mate says a mate thelad sat at the side of him says push bike every body burst out laughing even the receptionist mate went in had it done said he didnt feel much got picked up went home they told him to bath in salt water so his mrs run the bath and he got in when he came to get out he slipped and landed bollcks first on the side of the bath it took his mrs and the lad from next door half hour to get him up 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 i was sat in the room with the Dr and he said can you strip to the waist pls, so i did, then he goes through all the forms that go with getting your spuds tugged ffs, meanwhile 3 nurses are sorting the bed out and i get asked to go to it, 10 twatting mt away and climb on the bed, one nurse gives me a sheet of cheep paper, apparently to cover my modesty while Dr fooking death sorts his toolbox out ffs, so T SHIRT, SOCKS AND SPUDS went for a walk, never again and can i add, at least 1 spud is attached to your eye lid Had visions of them pulling on your leftie and your left eye slowly closing ha ha ha. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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