R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Deuteronomy 23:1? "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD." Your all dammed to HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was going anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 What is the cure for a snapped banjo? Is it a case of stitches? or just leaving it Listen to No forker on here ......................you'll be putting deep heat on before you know it Lol its not happened to me, just thought it would set it up for some funny A&E stories if folks had had to go in to get it stitched up 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,402 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Not as bad as snapping the banjo string on the vinegar stroke though...... now that really hurts and BLEED... f**k me I thought I was going to bleed to death Happened to me when the parents were downstairs Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amount of claret. I truly thought "kinell I'm gonna die with my cock in my hand covered in blood, what will my mum think" :laugh: Very similar situation mate, pain, fear and worst of all relief/satisfaction as it happened at just the right or wrong time (depends how you look at it ) As I sat in the toilet looking down at my destroyed man hood, with my girlfriend outside asking "are you ok?"... I think I may have had a little cry f*****g hell, you've all done it going solo Not going solo mate... I just pulled out and ran, I didn't want to cry infront of her... she was already covered in my blood that was bad enough Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 What is the cure for a snapped banjo? Is it a case of stitches? or just leaving it Listen to No forker on here ......................you'll be putting deep heat on before you know it Lol its not happened to me, just thought it would set it up for some funny A&E stories if folks had had to go in to get it stitched up I know the guy that I know who done it solo went to get it stitched Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,402 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 What is the cure for a snapped banjo? Is it a case of stitches? or just leaving it Mine consisted of.....holding it and sobbing until the blood stopped, walking back into my bedroom and telling my girlfriend it was time for her to go, getting into bed and wondering what the f**k had just happened, then let it heal and say no more about it.... Hospital!!... no chance 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 What is the cure for a snapped banjo? Is it a case of stitches? or just leaving it Listen to No forker on here ......................you'll be putting deep heat on before you know it Lol its not happened to me, just thought it would set it up for some funny A&E stories if folks had had to go in to get it stitched up you'd need some faith in doc to put stitches there...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Not as bad as snapping the banjo string on the vinegar stroke though...... now that really hurts and BLEED... f**k me I thought I was going to bleed to death Happened to me when the parents were downstairs Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amount of claret. I truly thought "kinell I'm gonna die with my cock in my hand covered in blood, what will my mum think" :laugh: Very similar situation mate, pain, fear and worst of all relief/satisfaction as it happened at just the right or wrong time (depends how you look at it ) As I sat in the toilet looking down at my destroyed man hood, with my girlfriend outside asking "are you ok?"... I think I may have had a little cry f*****g hell, you've all done it going solo Not going solo mate... I just pulled out and ran, I didn't want to cry infront of her... she was already covered in my blood that was bad enough I could imagine the pain mate. I've had it kind of raw with too much shagging and the pain having sex just ain't worth it till it heals Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Not as bad as snapping the banjo string on the vinegar stroke though...... now that really hurts and BLEED... f**k me I thought I was going to bleed to death Happened to me when the parents were downstairs Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amount of claret. I truly thought "kinell I'm gonna die with my cock in my hand covered in blood, what will my mum think" :laugh: Very similar situation mate, pain, fear and worst of all relief/satisfaction as it happened at just the right or wrong time (depends how you look at it ) As I sat in the toilet looking down at my destroyed man hood, with my girlfriend outside asking "are you ok?"... I think I may have had a little cry f*****g hell, you've all done it going solo Not going solo mate... I just pulled out and ran, I didn't want to cry infront of her... she was already covered in my blood that was bad enough That's what most of 'em who have the snip should have done in the fecking first place..!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,237 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 What is the cure for a snapped banjo? Is it a case of stitches? or just leaving it Listen to No forker on here ......................you'll be putting deep heat on before you know it Lad at work had a friction type injury on the back of his hand you know the type that need to dry out but never seem to well I told this daft cnut that in England we put salt on this type of wound :laugh: Now his reaction in front of an office full of girls was priceless :laugh: 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Not as bad as snapping the banjo string on the vinegar stroke though...... now that really hurts and BLEED... f**k me I thought I was going to bleed to death Happened to me when the parents were downstairs Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amount of claret. I truly thought "kinell I'm gonna die with my cock in my hand covered in blood, what will my mum think" :laugh: Very similar situation mate, pain, fear and worst of all relief/satisfaction as it happened at just the right or wrong time (depends how you look at it ) As I sat in the toilet looking down at my destroyed man hood, with my girlfriend outside asking "are you ok?"... I think I may have had a little cry f*****g hell, you've all done it going solo Not going solo mate... I just pulled out and ran, I didn't want to cry infront of her... she was already covered in my blood that was bad enough I could imagine the pain mate. I've had it kind of RAW with too much shagging and the pain having sex just ain't worth it till it heals Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 What is the cure for a snapped banjo? Is it a case of stitches? or just leaving it Listen to No forker on here ......................you'll be putting deep heat on before you know it Lol its not happened to me, just thought it would set it up for some funny A&E stories if folks had had to go in to get it stitched up you'd need some faith in doc to put stitches there...... avoid the ones whos hand tremble and wears massive thick lensed glasses! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 What is the cure for a snapped banjo? Is it a case of stitches? or just leaving it Listen to No forker on here ......................you'll be putting deep heat on before you know it Lad at work had a friction type injury on the back of his hand you know the type that need to dry out but never seem to well I told this daft cnut that in England we put salt on this type of wound :laugh: Now his reaction in front of an office full of girls was priceless :laugh: No likes left.......................but I loved that one . That sort of thing that gets me out of bed on a cold morning I'd of loved to pull that one 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 What is the cure for a snapped banjo? Is it a case of stitches? or just leaving it Listen to No forker on here ......................you'll be putting deep heat on before you know it Lol its not happened to me, just thought it would set it up for some funny A&E stories if folks had had to go in to get it stitched up you'd need some faith in doc to put stitches there...... avoid the ones whos hand tremble and wears massive thick lensed glasses! ..........knowing my luck I'd have Mohammed Ali with a blind fold on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,237 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 What is the cure for a snapped banjo? Is it a case of stitches? or just leaving it Listen to No forker on here ......................you'll be putting deep heat on before you know it Lad at work had a friction type injury on the back of his hand you know the type that need to dry out but never seem to well I told this daft cnut that in England we put salt on this type of wound :laugh: Now his reaction in front of an office full of girls was priceless :laugh: No likes left.......................but I loved that one . That sort of thing that gets me out of bed on a cold morning I'd of loved to pull that one I'm a cruel cnut tbh :laugh: I've had loads of them with shit you couldn't make up I always start with "in England we do this" PMSL :laugh: No one trusts me now though 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,790 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 I had it done 20 odd years ago. 31st December it was. I was in the pub later that day at 7.30! Well, it was New Year's Eve. I never suffered some of the things you hear about having the op. Best thing was the next time you spilt your beans...like having sex for the first time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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