R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 My self and Mrs RAW has already created two beautiful children and a third would be a financial nightmare for us I decided to an end to my procreating in the most definite way possible. The big question is how long are my balls gonna ache like this for On a serious note if you've had it done how did the recovery go ? I was hoping to be back in work after the weekend but I aint that brave yet You fanny I went ferreting the next day ( it hurt like f**k )... every time I clambered over a gate or hedge it I thought what the f**k am I doing here.. It ached for a week or so, it was the type of ache where you're not sure if you need a piss or a shag I couldn't of described it more eliqantly myself .....................that's exactly what it feels like. Fork ferreting I can't even put my boots on never mind set a net 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 At what age or after how many kids did you's have it done ?? I've been thinking about it as I have 1 daughter with my ex 2 sons with my partner and she has 2 with her ex, so that's 5 ...... But I have 3 if the brown stuff hit the fan and we split up. I'm 26 and have thought god forbid if the wee white men scrambled her eggs then that would be fcuking it and I'd be getting the 2 bricks out ...... But at 26 I'm just unsure if I feel to young, as said if we split up and I get with someone that has no kids and in time we decided to have a child then I'd be abit fcuked without my nards :/ But then again I could say I have a very very low sperm count and we'd have to do it 2 - 3 times a day to better the chances If you don't think your ready then don't even contemplate having it done........The only good thing is the mrs waiting on me hand ,foot and finger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,132 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Not as bad as snapping the banjo string on the vinegar stroke though...... now that really hurts and BLEED... f**k me I thought I was going to bleed to death Happened to me when the parents were downstairs Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amount of claret. I truly thought "kinell I'm gonna die with my cock in my hand covered in blood, what will my mum think" :laugh: Very similar situation mate, pain, fear and worst of all relief/satisfaction as it happened at just the right or wrong time (depends how you look at it ) As I sat in the toilet looking down at my destroyed man hood, with my girlfriend outside asking "are you ok?"... I think I may have had a little cry 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,132 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) My self and Mrs RAW has already created two beautiful children and a third would be a financial nightmare for us I decided to an end to my procreating in the most definite way possible. The big question is how long are my balls gonna ache like this for On a serious note if you've had it done how did the recovery go ? I was hoping to be back in work after the weekend but I aint that brave yet You fanny I went ferreting the next day ( it hurt like f**k )... every time I clambered over a gate or hedge it I thought what the f**k am I doing here.. It ached for a week or so, it was the type of ache where you're not sure if you need a piss or a shag I couldn't of described it more eliqantly myself .....................that's exactly what it feels like. Fork ferreting I can't even put my boots on never mind set a net My mate who I ferret with waited for me to have it then when I went ferreting with him that day, said well it can't be that bad, so had it done.... He still says f**k knows why you came ferreting that day ... Edited March 17, 2014 by NEWKID 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Not as bad as snapping the banjo string on the vinegar stroke though...... now that really hurts and BLEED... f**k me I thought I was going to bleed to death Happened to me when the parents were downstairs Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amount of claret. I truly thought "kinell I'm gonna die with my cock in my hand covered in blood, what will my mum think" :laugh: What a way to go Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 My self and Mrs RAW has already created two beautiful children and a third would be a financial nightmare for us I decided to an end to my procreating in the most definite way possible. The big question is how long are my balls gonna ache like this for On a serious note if you've had it done how did the recovery go ? I was hoping to be back in work after the weekend but I aint that brave yet You fanny I went ferreting the next day ( it hurt like f**k )... every time I clambered over a gate or hedge it I thought what the f**k am I doing here.. It ached for a week or so, it was the type of ache where you're not sure if you need a piss or a shag I couldn't of described it more eliqantly myself .....................that's exactly what it feels like. Fork ferreting I can't even put my boots on never mind set a net My mate who I ferret with waited for me to have it then when I went ferreting with him that day, said well it can't be that bad, so had it done.... He still says f**k knows why you came ferreting that day ... Thats exactly what I'm doing trying to convince a few mates that there's nothing too it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,883 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Not as bad as snapping the banjo string on the vinegar stroke though...... now that really hurts and BLEED... f**k me I thought I was going to bleed to death Happened to me when the parents were downstairs Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amount of claret. I truly thought "kinell I'm gonna die with my cock in my hand covered in blood, what will my mum think" :laugh: Very similar situation mate, pain, fear and worst of all relief/satisfaction as it happened at just the right or wrong time (depends how you look at it ) As I sat in the toilet looking down at my destroyed man hood, with my girlfriend outside asking "are you ok?"... I think I may have had a little cry Same for me, sat there with my nob wrapped in a towel as tight as possible, sobbing like a saville victim My bird at the door asking "should I get your mum" :laugh: Like fuuck you should!!! Not as bad as snapping the banjo string on the vinegar stroke though...... now that really hurts and BLEED... f**k me I thought I was going to bleed to death Happened to me when the parents were downstairs Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amount of claret. I truly thought "kinell I'm gonna die with my cock in my hand covered in blood, what will my mum think" :laugh: What a way to go 16 years old ffs :laugh: 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Not as bad as snapping the banjo string on the vinegar stroke though...... now that really hurts and BLEED... f**k me I thought I was going to bleed to death I know a guy who done that going solo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 What is the cure for a snapped banjo? Is it a case of stitches? or just leaving it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Not as bad as snapping the banjo string on the vinegar stroke though...... now that really hurts and BLEED... f**k me I thought I was going to bleed to death Happened to me when the parents were downstairs Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amount of claret. I truly thought "kinell I'm gonna die with my cock in my hand covered in blood, what will my mum think" :laugh: Very similar situation mate, pain, fear and worst of all relief/satisfaction as it happened at just the right or wrong time (depends how you look at it ) As I sat in the toilet looking down at my destroyed man hood, with my girlfriend outside asking "are you ok?"... I think I may have had a little cry f***ing hell, you've all done it going solo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,883 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 What is the cure for a snapped banjo? Is it a case of stitches? or just leaving it I held my manhood very tight in a towel for what seemed an eternity before I dared to look :laugh: Once the bleeding stopped I thought fuuck going to the hospital I'll be right and just kept it clean :laugh: Sex was off the cards for a few weeks and tbh I still have nightmarish flashbacks to this day at the moment of climax :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,883 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Not as bad as snapping the banjo string on the vinegar stroke though...... now that really hurts and BLEED... f**k me I thought I was going to bleed to death Happened to me when the parents were downstairs Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amount of claret. I truly thought "kinell I'm gonna die with my cock in my hand covered in blood, what will my mum think" :laugh: Very similar situation mate, pain, fear and worst of all relief/satisfaction as it happened at just the right or wrong time (depends how you look at it ) As I sat in the toilet looking down at my destroyed man hood, with my girlfriend outside asking "are you ok?"... I think I may have had a little cry f*****g hell, you've all done it going solo I was with a girl ya daft cnut Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sandymere 8,263 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Deuteronomy 23:1?"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD." Your all dammed to HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 What is the cure for a snapped banjo? Is it a case of stitches? or just leaving it Listen to No forker on here ......................you'll be putting deep heat on before you know it 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 What is the cure for a snapped banjo? Is it a case of stitches? or just leaving it I held my manhood very tight in a towel for what seemed an eternity before I dared to look :laugh: Once the bleeding stopped I thought fuuck going to the hospital I'll be right and just kept it clean :laugh: Sex was off the cards for a few weeks and tbh I still have nightmarish flashbacks to this day at the moment of climax :laugh: Thats probably just post traumatic stress Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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