R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 How'd you get it done under general? I was at work one night and had sudden pain in my bollox proper keeled over, got rushed to hospital and they put me under and opened me up to find I had a couple of cysts on my tubes, ever since then my balls have never been the same and don't even let the wife play with them let alone a bloke coming at me with a needle, I tried to get them to do it under general but they having none of it, it's local or nothing!! Local mate.........................honestly the injection was fork all They were all women that did mine a one or two were pretty smart................. it's the last chance i'll have to expose my self to room full of women and not get arrested ...........................................look at it like thatway and you'll just giggle away to yourself as they iodine you up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terryd 8,600 Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 Not much too it back in work the next morning just sore. They did under do the aesthetic so I felt them cut through the tube but other than that ok. On the plus side I looked well endowed for a day or two until the swelling went down Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 Fcuk the snip. I got circumcised at a week old. Could'nt walk for a fcukin year. So no way am i getting my balls messed with I was about 2 years old, my Jewish brother! I heard your your still having trouble walking too malt ? A mate of mine had it done when we were about 20 ( not out of choice something wrong with his pecker)............. anyway we ripped into him for weeks about what manner of things could be found under his hood on the removal I had some kind of issue when I was about 8, where every time I went for a piss my bellend would sting like hell, and I struggled to stop pissing. Thus I sat on the toilet for hours because if I went back to bed i'd piss it and be in serious pain from keeping the piss in! This went on for months and months until my mum took me to the docs and then to the hospital. Went under general, not sure what they did but my foreskin was gone the problem was solved, and for weeks after I walked around with half a toilet roll over my knob to stop my bellend rubbing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 Fcuk the snip. I got circumcised at a week old. Could'nt walk for a fcukin year. So no way am i getting my balls messed with I was about 2 years old, my Jewish brother! I heard your your still having trouble walking too malt ? A mate of mine had it done when we were about 20 ( not out of choice something wrong with his pecker)............. anyway we ripped into him for weeks about what manner of things could be found under his hood on the removal I had some kind of issue when I was about 8, where every time I went for a piss my bellend would sting like hell, and I struggled to stop pissing. Thus I sat on the toilet for hours because if I went back to bed i'd piss it and be in serious pain from keeping the piss in! This went on for months and months until my mum took me to the docs and then to the hospital. Went under general, not sure what they did but my foreskin was gone the problem was solved, and for weeks after I walked around with half a toilet roll over my knob to stop my bellend rubbing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 Fcuk the snip. I got circumcised at a week old. Could'nt walk for a fcukin year. So no way am i getting my balls messed with I was about 2 years old, my Jewish brother! I heard your your still having trouble walking too malt ? A mate of mine had it done when we were about 20 ( not out of choice something wrong with his pecker)............. anyway we ripped into him for weeks about what manner of things could be found under his hood on the removal I had some kind of issue when I was about 8, where every time I went for a piss my bellend would sting like hell, and I struggled to stop pissing. Thus I sat on the toilet for hours because if I went back to bed i'd piss it and be in serious pain from keeping the piss in! This went on for months and months until my mum took me to the docs and then to the hospital. Went under general, not sure what they did but my foreskin was gone the problem was solved, and for weeks after I walked around with half a toilet roll over my knob to stop my bellend rubbing ...............Qaulity Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Nice to know my previous pissing issues are met with sympathy lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,121 Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 I got circumcised when I was about 5?? Remember lying on a table and they had this jungle mural on the ceiling and they asked me to count the tigers, I got to 7 and the next thing I remember is waking up howling like a f***ing timber wolf. Remember a small scab on my willy sticking to my y fronts in the recuperation period aswell, another timber wolf impression followed when I tried to go for a piss. Still my saying is you have no need for a hood when you've got a helmet..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Funnily enough, you still howl at the moon now! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,121 Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Funnily enough, you still howl at the moon now! Only when I'm on the vinegar stroke with yer ma!!! (Normally I would say bird, but it's you we're talking about and it's got to be a wee bit realistic.) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Nice to know my previous pissing issues are met with sympathy lol ................................ did you expect any better Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Get your balls checked Ry, they shouldn't be that painful.. A dull ache for a week or so, first couple of days a bit tender... I'd defo get them looked at mate Or it could be your a fanny like as I tought a few days ago lol Down the hospital at 2am this morning....................................Infection in the gonads Just my forking luck another week walking around like john wayne who's just shat his pants..............................at least i've still got my hood................................ .............................. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Funnily enough, you still howl at the moon now! Only when I'm on the vinegar stroke with yer ma!!! (Normally I would say bird, but it's you we're talking about and it's got to be a wee bit realistic.) Were you on an all nighter last night?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,121 Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Funnily enough, you still howl at the moon now! Only when I'm on the vinegar stroke with yer ma!!! (Normally I would say bird, but it's you we're talking about and it's got to be a wee bit realistic.) Were you on an all nighter last night?! Bottle duties!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Funnily enough, you still howl at the moon now! Only when I'm on the vinegar stroke with yer ma!!! (Normally I would say bird, but it's you we're talking about and it's got to be a wee bit realistic.) Were you on an all nighter last night?! Bottle duties!! Here's me thinking you were on some mad session hence why you were up all night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Get your balls checked Ry, they shouldn't be that painful.. A dull ache for a week or so, first couple of days a bit tender... I'd defo get them looked at mate Or it could be your a fanny like as I tought a few days ago lol Down the hospital at 2am this morning....................................Infection in the gonads Just my forking luck another week walking around like john wayne who's just shat his pants..............................at least i've still got my hood................................ .............................. Yeah well your sore bollocks get no sympathy from me, hope you enjoy walking like John Wayne lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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