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Fcuk the snip. I got circumcised at a week old. Could'nt walk for a fcukin year. So no way am i getting my balls messed with

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I am booked in for WEDNESDAY and shi*ting myself, just been to the doctors and got myself some Valium to take before I go in!!

 

 

I can honestly say there's nothing to it mate.

 

The procedure that is ................... the one week and counting of ball ache is doing my nut in ( pardon the pun :D )

 

I did try to get back to work the other day but ended up back home after a few hours with the sensation of some one stabbing me in the old crown jewels :icon_eek: .....................................you'll be fine just keep the valium for the week after :thumbs:

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I am booked in for WEDNESDAY and shi*ting myself, just been to the doctors and got myself some Valium to take before I go in!!

 

 

I can honestly say there's nothing to it mate.

 

The procedure that is ................... the one week and counting of ball ache is doing my nut in ( pardon the pun :D )

 

I did try to get back to work the other day but ended up back home after a few hours with the sensation of some one stabbing me in the old crown jewels :icon_eek: .....................................you'll be fine just keep the valium for the week after :thumbs:

Sounds like you may have an infection mate ........

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It`s a piece off piss.

 

I had it done when I was 26 !! lol.. scared a few of the old blokes waiting to get it done I can tell you ! :laugh:

 

Was easy,, under local, so chatted all the way through it. Bit bruised for a few days, but feckall really.

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I am booked in for WEDNESDAY and shi*ting myself, just been to the doctors and got myself some Valium to take before I go in!!

 

I can honestly say there's nothing to it mate.

 

The procedure that is ................... the one week and counting of ball ache is doing my nut in ( pardon the pun :D )

 

I did try to get back to work the other day but ended up back home after a few hours with the sensation of some one stabbing me in the old crown jewels :icon_eek: .....................................you'll be fine just keep the valium for the week after :thumbs:

Sounds like you may have an infection mate ........

 

 

You could be right bud :thumbs: .......................... A trip to the quacks could be in order by the end of the weekend.

 

I'm doing the old suffering in silence bit at the moment :D

 

Failing that if any one could give me a few mil of penicillin ...........................

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It`s a piece off piss.

 

I had it done when I was 26 !! lol.. scared a few of the old blokes waiting to get it done I can tell you ! :laugh:

 

Was easy,, under local, so chatted all the way through it. Bit bruised for a few days, but feckall really.

 

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How long did the bruising last rake ?

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Cheers R.A.W I ll take your word on it, thing that's worrying me is the injection in the bollox bit, hence the Valium I am thinking if I take a couple an hour before I go in I SHOULD be at ease

 

Is it true it only takes 15 mins??

I was under a general annesetic and from walking in to theatre to waking up was 20 mins
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How'd you get it done under general?

 

I was at work one night and had sudden pain in my bollox proper keeled over, got rushed to hospital and they put me under and opened me up to find I had a couple of cysts on my tubes, ever since then my balls have never been the same and don't even let the wife play with them let alone a bloke coming at me with a needle, I tried to get them to do it under general but they having none of it, it's local or nothing!!

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How'd you get it done under general?

 

I was at work one night and had sudden pain in my bollox proper keeled over, got rushed to hospital and they put me under and opened me up to find I had a couple of cysts on my tubes, ever since then my balls have never been the same and don't even let the wife play with them let alone a bloke coming at me with a needle, I tried to get them to do it under general but they having none of it, it's local or nothing!!

I was told I had to have it under a general cause I have a constricted scrotum (a wee ball bag :laugh: )

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Cheers R.A.W I ll take your word on it, thing that's worrying me is the injection in the bollox bit, hence the Valium I am thinking if I take a couple an hour before I go in I SHOULD be at ease

 

Is it true it only takes 15 mins??

I was under a general annesetic and from walking in to theatre to waking up was 20 mins

 

same as myself chid, was the other 5 mins spent on a peg up to the bed :D

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How'd you get it done under general?

 

I was at work one night and had sudden pain in my bollox proper keeled over, got rushed to hospital and they put me under and opened me up to find I had a couple of cysts on my tubes, ever since then my balls have never been the same and don't even let the wife play with them let alone a bloke coming at me with a needle, I tried to get them to do it under general but they having none of it, it's local or nothing!!

you will be fine mate,mine was laserd,no tieing them up,smells a bit,but not abig deal really.i wonder how some of these macho night lampers doing 100 rabs anight,chased by the keeper,with two bullxs pulling at theier arm,can say aq nut job hurts

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Get your balls checked Ry, they shouldn't be that painful.. A dull ache for a week or so, first couple of days a bit tender... I'd defo get them looked at mate

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or it could be your a fanny like as I tought a few days ago lol

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Get your balls checked Ry, they shouldn't be that painful.. A dull ache for a week or so, first couple of days a bit tender... I'd defo get them looked at mate

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or it could be your a fanny like as I tought a few days ago lol

 

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh: .............I think I will mate

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