WILF 46,685 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 A trip to the GU is bad enough when they stick that giant f***ing cotton bud with the sandpaper tip down your japs eye, big f***ing grin on the birds face as she does it.......let me tell you, that soon puts you back on the straight and narrow if you have a bit of an over active taste for the birds when your a young man !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Fcuk the snip. I got circumcised at a week old. Could'nt walk for a fcukin year. So no way am i getting my balls messed with I was about 2 years old, my Jewish brother! I heard your your still having trouble walking too malt ? A mate of mine had it done when we were about 20 ( not out of choice something wrong with his pecker)............. anyway we ripped into him for weeks about what manner of things could be found under his hood on the removal 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 A trip to the GU is bad enough when they stick that giant f*****g cotton bud with the sandpaper tip down your japs eye, big f*****g grin on the birds face as she does it.......let me tell you, that soon puts you back on the straight and narrow if you have a bit of an over active taste for the birds when your a young man !! Funnily enough I settled down soon after my trip 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,132 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 A trip to the GU is bad enough when they stick that giant f*****g cotton bud with the sandpaper tip down your japs eye, big f*****g grin on the birds face as she does it.......let me tell you, that soon puts you back on the straight and narrow if you have a bit of an over active taste for the birds when your a young man !! I can honestly say your japs eye is not designed to have anything shoved down it, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 A trip to the GU is bad enough when they stick that giant f*****g cotton bud with the sandpaper tip down your japs eye, big f*****g grin on the birds face as she does it.......let me tell you, that soon puts you back on the straight and narrow if you have a bit of an over active taste for the birds when your a young man !! I can honestly say your japs eye is not designed to have anything shoved down it, umbrella is not good, i would rather be jewed with no anesthetic 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 A trip to the GU is bad enough when they stick that giant f*****g cotton bud with the sandpaper tip down your japs eye, big f*****g grin on the birds face as she does it.......let me tell you, that soon puts you back on the straight and narrow if you have a bit of an over active taste for the birds when your a young man !! I can honestly say your japs eye is not designed to have anything shoved down it, umbrella is not good, i would rather be jewed with no anesthetic check out utube I'm sure there'll be an instruction video on there .............................................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 A trip to the GU is bad enough when they stick that giant f*****g cotton bud with the sandpaper tip down your japs eye, big f*****g grin on the birds face as she does it.......let me tell you, that soon puts you back on the straight and narrow if you have a bit of an over active taste for the birds when your a young man !! I can honestly say your japs eye is not designed to have anything shoved down it, umbrella is not good, i would rather be jewed with no anesthetic Ive got a 7mm prince albert and (years ago) when I went the gum clinic, I asked her if I should take it out, she said "Nah, I`ll just go down the side of it and did just that... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,685 Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Holy f**k Bob!!.....you have my undieing respect !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Holy f**k Bob!!.....you have my undieing respect !! FFS that's nothing had a Prince Albert done through the top of my bell end ... Now that's a bit peachy ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,132 Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 f**k that, bob and socks.... Played football with a lad who had a Prince Albert.. Don't stand near him in a pissing trough, it went everywhere but straight Ffs lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 f**k that, bob and socks.... Played football with a lad who had a Prince Albert.. Don't stand near him in a pissing trough, it went everywhere but straight Ffs lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 f**k that, bob and socks.... Played football with a lad who had a Prince Albert.. Don't stand near him in a pissing trough, it went everywhere but straight Ffs lol Lol that is a downside to it .......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Holy f**k Bob!!.....you have my undieing respect !! FFS that's nothing had a Prince Albert done through the top of my bell end ... Now that's a bit peachy ....... .........................................I can't even sommun the words one on this one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 So we've went from having your town halls sorted to perverted piercings in a few short posts?!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 462 Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 The worst part about the whole thing is taking a fresh shot in a pot down the clinic after to get it tested to make sure it's fat free . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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