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Happened to me when the parents were downstairs   Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amou

See this is my thought pretty much, I have 2 kids with the current wench and that is quite enough for now. Much as it would be good to be able to fire at will at 33 years old I cant see the future and

Fcuk the snip. I got circumcised at a week old. Could'nt walk for a fcukin year. So no way am i getting my balls messed with

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Had mine done years ago, done in the morning and back at work in the afternoon. A little sore and bruised for a few days but that was it, I even watched him doing it. Nothing to it.

 

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All I can say TC is that your a braver man than me .................I'd like to think I've good stomach for that kind of thing but I'm glued to the sette and it don't look like I'm moving anytime soon

 

Even the thought of lugging a door about is making my eyes water.....

 

What really hurt was the wife having to have a hystorectomy the next year, now that was painfull. :laugh:

 

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Had mine done years ago, done in the morning and back at work in the afternoon. A little sore and bruised for a few days but that was it, I even watched him doing it. Nothing to it.

 

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All I can say TC is that your a braver man than me .................I'd like to think I've good stomach for that kind of thing but I'm glued to the sette and it don't look like I'm moving anytime soon

 

Even the thought of lugging a door about is making my eyes water.....

 

What really hurt was the wife having to have a hystorectomy the next year, now that was painfull. :laugh:

 

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Mrs Raw is asking why I'm sat here laughing I'll have to tell a white lie on this one

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I had an infection that took two weeks to clear I was walking around like John Wayne and squealing like a girl every time I got up or sat down .......

so did i but i thought it was normal so i put up with it till my bollox went blue and the size of a balloon then i thought summots wrong here :D:D had mine done after the 3rd ...

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At what age or after how many kids did you's have it done ??

 

I've been thinking about it as I have 1 daughter with my ex 2 sons with my partner and she has 2 with her ex, so that's 5 ...... But I have 3 if the brown stuff hit the fan and we split up.

 

I'm 26 and have thought god forbid if the wee white men scrambled her eggs then that would be fcuking it and I'd be getting the 2 bricks out ...... But at 26 I'm just unsure if I feel to young, as said if we split up and I get with someone that has no kids and in time we decided to have a child then I'd be abit fcuked without my nards :/

 

But then again I could say I have a very very low sperm count and we'd have to do it 2 - 3 times a day to better the chances :D

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At what age or after how many kids did you's have it done ??

 

I've been thinking about it as I have 1 daughter with my ex 2 sons with my partner and she has 2 with her ex, so that's 5 ...... But I have 3 if the brown stuff hit the fan and we split up.

 

I'm 26 and have thought god forbid if the wee white men scrambled her eggs then that would be fcuking it and I'd be getting the 2 bricks out ...... But at 26 I'm just unsure if I feel to young, as said if we split up and I get with someone that has no kids and in time we decided to have a child then I'd be abit fcuked without my nards :/

 

But then again I could say I have a very very low sperm count and we'd have to do it 2 - 3 times a day to better the chances :D

 

See this is my thought pretty much, I have 2 kids with the current wench and that is quite enough for now. Much as it would be good to be able to fire at will at 33 years old I cant see the future and there is a chance I may still be called upon to impregnate another young lady at some point in the future..

 

Also being married, the question is... Is having sore bollocks for 2 weeks after an opp actually worth it for couple of shags per year that I am permitted :D

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I cannot remember my exact age but it was in my early forties. And did not want any more kids, the wife had been on the pill too long and had to come off it so to me it was a no brainer.

 

At 26 I would not even have contemplated it.

 

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At what age or after how many kids did you's have it done ??

 

I've been thinking about it as I have 1 daughter with my ex 2 sons with my partner and she has 2 with her ex, so that's 5 ...... But I have 3 if the brown stuff hit the fan and we split up.

 

I'm 26 and have thought god forbid if the wee white men scrambled her eggs then that would be fcuking it and I'd be getting the 2 bricks out ...... But at 26 I'm just unsure if I feel to young, as said if we split up and I get with someone that has no kids and in time we decided to have a child then I'd be abit fcuked without my nards :/

 

But then again I could say I have a very very low sperm count and we'd have to do it 2 - 3 times a day to better the chances :D

See this is my thought pretty much, I have 2 kids with the current wench and that is quite enough for now. Much as it would be good to be able to fire at will at 33 years old I cant see the future and there is a chance I may still be called upon to impregnate another young lady at some point in the future..

 

Also being married, the question is... Is having sore bollocks for 2 weeks after an opp actually worth it for couple of shags per year that I am permitted :D

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I want more kids first, maybe another 2 or 3 then I'll drug the Mrs and ship her of to some country where she has no rights and have her steri'd :laugh: :laugh:

 

After seeing and hearing some shit recently, Sock's previous comment kind of being the cherry on top Bollocks to that I say :laugh: :laugh:

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My self and Mrs RAW has already created two beautiful children and a third would be a financial nightmare for us I decided to an end to my procreating in the most definite way possible.

 

The big question is how long are my balls gonna ache like this for :laugh::laugh:

 

On a serious note if you've had it done how did the recovery go ? I was hoping to be back in work after the weekend but I aint that brave yet

 

 

You fanny :laugh:

 

I went ferreting the next day ( it hurt like f**k :laugh: )... every time I clambered over a gate or hedge it I thought what the f**k am I doing here..

 

It ached for a week or so, it was the type of ache where you're not sure if you need a piss or a shag :laugh:

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At what age or after how many kids did you's have it done ??

 

I've been thinking about it as I have 1 daughter with my ex 2 sons with my partner and she has 2 with her ex, so that's 5 ...... But I have 3 if the brown stuff hit the fan and we split up.

 

I'm 26 and have thought god forbid if the wee white men scrambled her eggs then that would be fcuking it and I'd be getting the 2 bricks out ...... But at 26 I'm just unsure if I feel to young, as said if we split up and I get with someone that has no kids and in time we decided to have a child then I'd be abit fcuked without my nards :/

 

But then again I could say I have a very very low sperm count and we'd have to do it 2 - 3 times a day to better the chances :D

See this is my thought pretty much, I have 2 kids with the current wench and that is quite enough for now. Much as it would be good to be able to fire at will at 33 years old I cant see the future and there is a chance I may still be called upon to impregnate another young lady at some point in the future..u

 

Also being married, the question is... Is having sore bollocks for 2 weeks after an opp actually worth it for couple of shags per year that I am permitted :D

 

pretty much what I said to the other half :thumbs: .

(I'm holding out for her to have a hysterectomy) :laugh: mind you it didn't go down to well when I said to her in front of her mate's "id rather go out hunting" :icon_redface::thumbs: , don't think she was too chuffed :laugh:

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Not as bad as snapping the banjo string on the vinegar stroke though...... now that really hurts and BLEED... f**k me I thought I was going to bleed to death :laugh:

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At what age or after how many kids did you's have it done ??

 

I've been thinking about it as I have 1 daughter with my ex 2 sons with my partner and she has 2 with her ex, so that's 5 ...... But I have 3 if the brown stuff hit the fan and we split up.

 

I'm 26 and have thought god forbid if the wee white men scrambled her eggs then that would be fcuking it and I'd be getting the 2 bricks out ...... But at 26 I'm just unsure if I feel to young, as said if we split up and I get with someone that has no kids and in time we decided to have a child then I'd be abit fcuked without my nards :/

 

But then again I could say I have a very very low sperm count and we'd have to do it 2 - 3 times a day to better the chances :D

See this is my thought pretty much, I have 2 kids with the current wench and that is quite enough for now. Much as it would be good to be able to fire at will at 33 years old I cant see the future and there is a chance I may still be called upon to impregnate another young lady at some point in the future..u

 

Also being married, the question is... Is having sore bollocks for 2 weeks after an opp actually worth it for couple of shags per year that I am permitted :D

 

pretty much what I said to the other half :thumbs: .

(I'm holding out for her to have a hysterectomy) :laugh: mind you it didn't go down to well when I said to her in front of her mate's "id rather go out hunting" :icon_redface::thumbs: , don't think she was too chuffed :laugh:

 

 

Lol sensitive lot women.

Got the same thing here mate, apparently the school PTA meeting is not the appropriate place to joke about this sort of thing. FFS whatever next? :laugh:

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Not as bad as snapping the banjo string on the vinegar stroke though...... now that really hurts and BLEED... f**k me I thought I was going to bleed to death :laugh:

Happened to me when the parents were downstairs :laugh:

 

Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amount of claret. I truly thought "kinell I'm gonna die with my cock in my hand covered in blood, what will my mum think" :laugh: :laugh:

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