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I flew on a B777 last month and they are a big bus for sure. Aircraft don't just disintegrate, unless its 9/11 of course, without trace. The pan am Lockerbie bombing was about 30,000 feet yet the cockpit looked almost intact on the floor. Very strange indeed.

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IF IT HAD A BRITISH TAX DISC ON IT THE FOOKING DVLA WOULD FIND THE FOOKER

I've told the fella next door that if he hasn't removed this by the time I get home from work tomorrow I'm phoning the council !!

The Malaysian government are seeking the advice of Kate and Gerry McCann because of their expertise at hiding things in the sea

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Anyone want to buy a used plane?.......full service history..........a few chinks on the paintwork but nothing that T cut won't sort.

 

£23 million ONO

 

No tyre kickers !

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Very strange...you don't just lose a plane. Mind that one flying from Brazil to Paris a few years back went down and they didn't find it for two years...

 

See why I don't fly...lol

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flight control Bejing

 

Flight controller 1: Rare dat bruddy prane grow

 

FC2: strop frucking abrout, rhat you twalk abrout?

 

FC1: I tell you Chralie, I no fruck abrout......run minute it rear, nrext minute grone!!!

 

FC2: prane just dront drissaprear, you cwazy man.......you breen drinking agrain !!

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flight control Bejing

 

Flight controller 1: Rare dat bruddy prane grow

 

FC2: strop frucking abrout, rhat you twalk abrout?

 

FC1: I tell you Chralie, I no fruck abrout......run minute it rear, nrext minute grone!!!

 

FC2: prane just dront drissaprear, you cwazy man.......you breen drinking agrain !!

i can picture them now big buck teeth and lamp shades on there heads lol
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flight control Bejing

 

Flight controller 1: Rare dat bruddy prane grow

 

FC2: strop frucking abrout, rhat you twalk abrout?

 

FC1: I tell you Chralie, I no fruck abrout......run minute it rear, nrext minute grone!!!

 

FC2: prane just dront drissaprear, you cwazy man.......you breen drinking agrain !!

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There won't be much flesh left after 3 days in the South China Sea, it's pretty much infested with aggressive shark species.......they were wiping out ships crews in the water in a matter of hours in the war I think..........

There are barely any sharks left mate. The tidily winks cut off all there fins and threw them back in to drown.

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