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What about the Bomb proof Black box ? that thing can be located at the bottom of the Ocean :hmm: and now its vanished like Allahs side kick Bin Laden :icon_eek:

They emit an signature acoustic signal for location underwater but with all the background noise in the ocean and what I'd imagine to be a relatively small transmitter, the search and rescue people would still need to know roughly where to look I'd of thought. :hmm:

Well that's a shit design then isn't it. Where did they think it would possibly need to be located in water....a puddle?

Can see this plane just vanishing like the 9/11 one that disappeared as well. Big hole in the ground but no airplane parts there.

Someone was on that plane that new stuff...stuff that couldn't come out.

 

was that Vietnamese lady boy threatening to tell all to your missus on there........... :hmm:

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What about the Bomb proof Black box ? that thing can be located at the bottom of the Ocean :hmm: and now its vanished like Allahs side kick Bin Laden :icon_eek:

They emit an signature acoustic signal for location underwater but with all the background noise in the ocean and what I'd imagine to be a relatively small transmitter, the search and rescue people would still need to know roughly where to look I'd of thought. :hmm:

Well that's a shit design then isn't it. Where did they think it would possibly need to be located in water....a puddle?

Can see this plane just vanishing like the 9/11 one that disappeared as well. Big hole in the ground but no airplane parts there.

Someone was on that plane that new stuff...stuff that couldn't come out.

was that Vietnamese lady boy threatening to tell all to your missus on there........... :hmm:

I don't know!!! But what a f***ing result if 'it' was......ka Ching, back of the net...?

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Well that's a shit design then isn't it. Where did they think it would possibly need to be located in water....a puddle?

Can see this plane just vanishing like the 9/11 one that disappeared as well. Big hole in the ground but no airplane parts there.

Someone was on that plane that new stuff...stuff that couldn't come out.

 

 

Lab, LOL, you go and design an transmitter that can be received from hundreds of miles away and hundreds of meters submerged in the ocean and also fit whatever size and weight spec' is required for aircraft use. Maybe it can be, I'm just guessing based on the size of one. There's any number of reasons why the transmitter might have failed or simply not being received. If underwater acoustics was that simple, submarine warfare would be a doddle.

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Well that's a shit design then isn't it. Where did they think it would possibly need to be located in water....a puddle?

Can see this plane just vanishing like the 9/11 one that disappeared as well. Big hole in the ground but no airplane parts there.

Someone was on that plane that new stuff...stuff that couldn't come out.

 

Lab, LOL, you go and design an transmitter that can be received from hundreds of miles away and hundreds of meters submerged in the ocean and also fit whatever size and weight spec' is required for aircraft use. Maybe it can be, I'm just guessing based on the size of one. There's any number of reasons why the transmitter might have failed or simply not being received. If underwater acoustics was that simple, submarine warefare would be a doddle.

All this should have been found out in space by now......??

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What about the Bomb proof Black box ? that thing can be located at the bottom of the Ocean :hmm: and now its vanished like Allahs side kick Bin Laden :icon_eek:

They emit an signature acoustic signal for location underwater but with all the background noise in the ocean and what I'd imagine to be a relatively small transmitter, the search and rescue people would still need to know roughly where to look I'd of thought. :hmm:

Well that's a shit design then isn't it. Where did they think it would possibly need to be located in water....a puddle?

Can see this plane just vanishing like the 9/11 one that disappeared as well. Big hole in the ground but no airplane parts there.

Someone was on that plane that new stuff...stuff that couldn't come out.

was that Vietnamese lady boy threatening to tell all to your missus on there........... :hmm:

I don't know!!! But what a f*****g result if 'it' was......ka Ching, back of the net...

 

:laugh::laugh::clapper:

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Well that's a shit design then isn't it. Where did they think it would possibly need to be located in water....a puddle?

Can see this plane just vanishing like the 9/11 one that disappeared as well. Big hole in the ground but no airplane parts there.

Someone was on that plane that new stuff...stuff that couldn't come out.

 

Lab, LOL, you go and design an transmitter that can be received from hundreds of miles away and hundreds of meters submerged in the ocean and also fit whatever size and weight spec' is required for aircraft use. Maybe it can be, I'm just guessing based on the size of one. There's any number of reasons why the transmitter might have failed or simply not being received. If underwater acoustics was that simple, submarine warefare would be a doddle.

All this should have been found out in space by now......

 

 

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Well that's a shit design then isn't it. Where did they think it would possibly need to be located in water....a puddle?

Can see this plane just vanishing like the 9/11 one that disappeared as well. Big hole in the ground but no airplane parts there.

Someone was on that plane that new stuff...stuff that couldn't come out.

 

 

Lab, LOL, you go and design an transmitter that can be received from hundreds of miles away and hundreds of meters submerged in the ocean and also fit whatever size and weight spec' is required for aircraft use. Maybe it can be, I'm just guessing based on the size of one. There's any number of reasons why the transmitter might have failed or simply not being received. If underwater acoustics was that simple, submarine warfare would be a doddle.

 

but we can can send a drone to look for it :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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I am beginning to wonder if the plane has been pirated and a media disinformation routine has been initiated. If the phone ringing is genuine then the phones are not 300 meters underwater......................not much of a signal down there :hmm:

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but we can can send a drone to look for it :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Be better off sending you! With your superhuman 'finder' powers! Suprised me. :laugh::thumbs:

 

was going to say something similar :thumbs::laugh:

Paulus= the all seeing eye :thumbs:

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but we can can send a drone to look for it :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Be better off sending you! With your superhuman 'finder' powers! Suprised me. :laugh::thumbs:

 

was going to say something similar :thumbs::laugh:

Paulus= the all seeing eye :thumbs:

 

 

I'm still checking my phone for taps and the house for bugs! :icon_eek::laugh:

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