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steve Irwin was a legend

he wont be the last man to die from something with big flaps and stinks of fish

If it can get past the turds and waste polluting our shores,it deserves all it can sink its nashers into.

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I will still be snorkelling for the spider crabs in June off the north Cornwall coast .I reckon it won't want to eat a bony old fooker like me when it spots some of the walruses in bathing suits that show up on the beaches down here. Lol.

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As long as it stays well away from here, I hate them! We have a decent sized seal population here too.

 

Say goodbye to swimming in the sea this summer :cray:

Fucksake grow a set. 1 shark and its stay out the water. I'm sure Australia has hundreds of them with the odd incident.

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I'll be staying out the sea for one reason....and it's a lot scarier than any f***ing shark!!...I canny swim.

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I'll be staying out the sea for one reason....and it's a lot scarier than any f*****g shark!!...I canny swim.

You too embarrassed to learn? You, standing wearing your armbands in the shallow end, surrounded by toddlers all doing the doggy paddle lol. I can picture that :laugh:

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I'll be staying out the sea for one reason....and it's a lot scarier than any f*****g shark!!...I canny swim.

You too embarrassed to learn? You, standing wearing your armbands in the shallow end, surrounded by toddlers all doing the doggy paddle lol. I can picture that :laugh:

Yip...I am now. I used to be able to swim but never liked my head going under water. Then since leaving school I never went in a pool again.

Few years back I thought about trying it as I was going on holiday.....I just couldn't let go off the edge unless my feet could touch the bottom.

So f**k it!!!!....lol

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I'll be staying out the sea for one reason....and it's a lot scarier than any f*****g shark!!...I canny swim.

You too embarrassed to learn? You, standing wearing your armbands in the shallow end, surrounded by toddlers all doing the doggy paddle lol. I can picture that :laugh:
Yip...I am now. I used to be able to swim but never liked my head going under water. Then since leaving school I never went in a pool again.

Few years back I thought about trying it as I was going on holiday.....I just couldn't let go off the edge unless my feet could touch the bottom.

So f**k it!!!!....lol

That's a real fear of water not just you can't swim. I've nearly drowned a few times mate, as long as you keep calm its half the battle, panick and your f****d. I'd rather lose a hand than be told I couldn't go in the water again.

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I'll be staying out the sea for one reason....and it's a lot scarier than any f*****g shark!!...I canny swim.

You too embarrassed to learn? You, standing wearing your armbands in the shallow end, surrounded by toddlers all doing the doggy paddle lol. I can picture that :laugh:
Yip...I am now. I used to be able to swim but never liked my head going under water. Then since leaving school I never went in a pool again.

Few years back I thought about trying it as I was going on holiday.....I just couldn't let go off the edge unless my feet could touch the bottom.

So f**k it!!!!....lol

That's a real fear of water not just you can't swim. I've nearly drowned a few times mate, as long as you keep calm its half the battle, panick and your f****d. I'd rather lose a hand than be told I couldn't go in the water again.

Yes it is......2 reasons I think...1- My Dad seen a friend of his drown and maybe passed a bit fear of water down to me....then some wee dick tried to drown me when I was a bairn. Wish I knew who that was.....he f***ing wouldn't like water either time I was finished with the twat....lol

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A bull cross with a snorkel will smash it! :D

Funny how the bull x is open to ridicule but the saluki........ :D

Maybe a Saluki with a snorkel could chase it all the way back to where it came from....lol

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A bull cross with a snorkel will smash it! :D

Funny how the bull x is open to ridicule but the saluki........ :D
Maybe a Saluki with a snorkel could chase it all the way back to where it came from....lol

Aye and still not get a bend in :laugh:

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we ll welcome it down in weston super mud we have spenty of expat brummies to feed it on and if it makes it up the parrot onto the levels we may start farming them aleast theyd make a weeks supply of dog food make a change from poles and bummies , its got that bad we cant let the water run of the levels now as its washing up to many bodies

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