vanman1 411 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 well thats put me off mackeral fishing in me 10ft dinghy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 I don't know if its been mentioned. . . . but them being around the u.k isn't such an issue. . .. . . they do come here from time to time. . . . The issue is that our water is now warm enough for them to feed here. . . . . . . Cheers global warming! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 I'm sure there's many illegals over here for them to feed on. If it kicks off, they'll be sickened by the taste of curry 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alimac2 321 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 ive seen them off seal island , off the cape in s. Africa ,you wouldn't want to be messin with them !!. That's a thing high up on my bucket list.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,694 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Unless it jumps out the water and comes too my house it can swim wherever it f*****g likes....lol Don't give a shit,can't swim,hate seagulls rarely go to seaside.If it swims up the Severn and then the river wye it will be fecking miracle. Bull shark lives in rivers+sea Yeah,but they not coming this way lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Sharks are amazing creatures but they could have called her something better than Lydia. Makes her sound all fluffy and cuddly, something a GWS definitely isn't lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Anybody see the news this morning about a tagged and sat naved female great white that's making a B line for the British Coast ? Fukcing thing is 4 1/2 meters long and growing ... People are getting all excited and see it as a great thing ... Am I missing something here ? An apex predator maybe starting to make its home in British waters ... A living breathing killing machine that will take you out before you even have time to adjust your budgie smugglers and people are happy about it WTF ........... How far away is it? Wouldn't want to see the fun of one of them out kayaking, a basken sharks bad enough lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Anybody see the news this morning about a tagged and sat naved female great white that's making a B line for the British Coast ? Fukcing thing is 4 1/2 meters long and growing ... People are getting all excited and see it as a great thing ... Am I missing something here ? An apex predator maybe starting to make its home in British waters ... A living breathing killing machine that will take you out before you even have time to adjust your budgie smugglers and people are happy about it WTF ...........How far away is it? Wouldn't want to see the fun of one of them out kayaking, a basken sharks bad enough lol. I think you should go see if you could find it out on your Kayak.....maybe take a bucket of blood with you and drop it in mate...Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Anybody see the news this morning about a tagged and sat naved female great white that's making a B line for the British Coast ? Fukcing thing is 4 1/2 meters long and growing ... People are getting all excited and see it as a great thing ... Am I missing something here ? An apex predator maybe starting to make its home in British waters ... A living breathing killing machine that will take you out before you even have time to adjust your budgie smugglers and people are happy about it WTF ........... How far away is it? Wouldn't want to see the fun of one of them out kayaking, a basken sharks bad enough lol. on the north Atlantic shelf roughly a thousand miles away, mind it has swam nineteen thousand miles in the last 12 months so could be here in time for the spring pick-nick season Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 6,173 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Thanks guys: made my miserable Monday morning better with some of those replies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Anybody see the news this morning about a tagged and sat naved female great white that's making a B line for the British Coast ? Fukcing thing is 4 1/2 meters long and growing ... People are getting all excited and see it as a great thing ... Am I missing something here ? An apex predator maybe starting to make its home in British waters ... A living breathing killing machine that will take you out before you even have time to adjust your budgie smugglers and people are happy about it WTF ...........How far away is it? Wouldn't want to see the fun of one of them out kayaking, a basken sharks bad enough lol.I think you should go see if you could find it out on your Kayak.....maybe take a bucket of blood with you and drop it in mate...Lol I'll drag some decapitated pheasants behind the kayak for bait, 3 dozen poults should do it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Anybody see the news this morning about a tagged and sat naved female great white that's making a B line for the British Coast ? Fukcing thing is 4 1/2 meters long and growing ... People are getting all excited and see it as a great thing ... Am I missing something here ? An apex predator maybe starting to make its home in British waters ... A living breathing killing machine that will take you out before you even have time to adjust your budgie smugglers and people are happy about it WTF ...........How far away is it? Wouldn't want to see the fun of one of them out kayaking, a basken sharks bad enough lol. on the north Atlantic shelf roughly a thousand miles away, mind it has swam nineteen thousand miles in the last 12 months so could be here in time for the spring pick-nick season A thousand mile away, plenty of time to change its mind then eh lol. No fear it coming up here, it'll be the usual Cornwall sightings Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Anybody see the news this morning about a tagged and sat naved female great white that's making a B line for the British Coast ? Fukcing thing is 4 1/2 meters long and growing ... People are getting all excited and see it as a great thing ... Am I missing something here ? An apex predator maybe starting to make its home in British waters ... A living breathing killing machine that will take you out before you even have time to adjust your budgie smugglers and people are happy about it WTF ...........How far away is it? Wouldn't want to see the fun of one of them out kayaking, a basken sharks bad enough lol.I think you should go see if you could find it out on your Kayak.....maybe take a bucket of blood with you and drop it in mate...Lol I'll drag some decapitated pheasants behind the kayak for bait, 3 dozen poults should do it Your puny wee arms couldn't drag 3 birds never mind 3 dozen.....MON THE SHARK!!...lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sikastag_1 689 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 (edited) On 09/03/2014 at 20:59, socks said: Anybody see the news this morning about a tagged and sat naved female great white that's making a B line for the British Coast ? Fukcing thing is 4 1/2 meters long and growing ... People are getting all excited and see it as a great thing ... Am I missing something here ? An apex predator maybe starting to make its home in British waters ... A living breathing killing machine that will take you out before you even have time to adjust your budgie smugglers and people are happy about it WTF ................ Edited August 27, 2019 by grant_c 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Anybody see the news this morning about a tagged and sat naved female great white that's making a B line for the British Coast ? Fukcing thing is 4 1/2 meters long and growing ... People are getting all excited and see it as a great thing ... Am I missing something here ? An apex predator maybe starting to make its home in British waters ... A living breathing killing machine that will take you out before you even have time to adjust your budgie smugglers and people are happy about it WTF ...........How far away is it? Wouldn't want to see the fun of one of them out kayaking, a basken sharks bad enough lol.I think you should go see if you could find it out on your Kayak.....maybe take a bucket of blood with you and drop it in mate...Lol I'll drag some decapitated pheasants behind the kayak for bait, 3 dozen poults should do it Your puny wee arms couldn't drag 3 birds never mind 3 dozen.....MON THE SHARK!!...lol Who said anything about dragging them, I prefer kicking them or I'll just buy a box of sugar puffs, lay a trail and the dumb fucks will follow it right into the kayak Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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