socks 32,253 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Anybody see the news this morning about a tagged and sat naved female great white that's making a B line for the British Coast ? Fukcing thing is 4 1/2 meters long and growing ... People are getting all excited and see it as a great thing ... Am I missing something here ? An apex predator maybe starting to make its home in British waters ... A living breathing killing machine that will take you out before you even have time to adjust your budgie smugglers and people are happy about it WTF ........... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morton 5,368 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 If it can get past the turds and waste polluting our shores,it deserves all it can sink its nashers into. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,239 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 its ok weve got 12 inch skate nets out for it lol.....the local chinky will buy him haha 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 They aren't a problem. I read you just punch them in the nose and they go away. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 If it can get past the turds and waste polluting our shores,it deserves all it can sink its nashers into. F**king hell! I'm in tears here! You snatched those words right out of my head!!! " Heading straight for the UK ". And my first thought was the wall of human excrement it would run into! F**king priceless! I'm not the only one to think that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Huan72 687 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Its about time some evidence was found of Great Whites in UK waters, the sea temperatures are ok for them, there is a food supply, they are in the med and have been sighted off the coast of Europe before, it would be strange if we didn't get the odd one I reckon. The fact that this one is heading towards Europe and ourselves like a guided missile may well mean that a new migatory route is about to be discovered. That's one of the things about the sea, once you go swimming or diving you are putting yourself in the food chain and I don't mean at the top . The fact that there are such things in the sea is part of the allure of the ocean I think That shark has more to fear from us than we do from it, well unless your the one "lining up to be a hot lunch" - from Jaws, I just couldn't resist it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Unless it jumps out the water and comes too my house it can swim wherever it f***ing likes....lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 They aren't a problem. I read you just punch them in the nose and they go away. You actually hit them with your stump...cause that's all you'll have left! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,669 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Unless it jumps out the water and comes too my house it can swim wherever it f*****g likes....lolDon't give a shit,can't swim,hate seagulls rarely go to seaside.If it swims up the Severn and then the river wye it will be fecking miracle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morton 5,368 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Remember that daft Ozzie shark expert,swam with em,talked to em,fed em,then got killed by a tiny poisonous aquatic dwarf thingy,Steve Irwin?,feck to big nasty sharks,its the sneaky little aquatic turdlife that gets you. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/26503916 Intresting. TC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 steve Irwin was a legend 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,721 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 ive seen them off seal island , off the cape in s. Africa ,you wouldn't want to be messin with them !!. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Remember that daft Ozzie shark expert,swam with em,talked to em,fed em,then got killed by a tiny poisonous aquatic dwarf thingy,Steve Irwin?,feck to big nasty sharks,its the sneaky little aquatic turdlife that gets you. he wont be the last man to die from something with big flaps and stinks of fish 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted March 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 I'm with lab I don't go swimming in the sea ... Once you are in there your fukced ............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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