socks 32,253 Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 2days? they be in the f*****g bucket if they werent eaten by the time they got cold in this house lol no offence but you live a very strange lifestyle lol Fukc me a cooked sausage will last a week in the fridge ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 (edited) Prior planning is the key ... I've half a dozen tins of scrumpy in the fridge being kept company by a nice big box of wine ... Mind you I have got to get up at twat o clock for work ........ need to re stock socks i`m fine with brandy and baileys but my beers gone and the wines down to 2 bottles not like us normally well stocked in case anyone drops in ... Edited March 8, 2014 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 2days? they be in the f*****g bucket if they werent eaten by the time they got cold in this house lol no offence but you live a very strange lifestyle lol Fukc me a cooked sausage will last a week in the fridge ....... wait for it ----------------fridge 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 2days? they be in the f*****g bucket if they werent eaten by the time they got cold in this house lol no offence but you live a very strange lifestyle lol Fukc me a cooked sausage will last a week in the fridge ....... wait for it ----------------fridge Lol ......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,621 Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Prior planning is the key ... I've half a dozen tins of scrumpy in the fridge being kept company by a nice big box of wine ... Mind you I have got to get up at twat o clock for work ........ Box of wine,,,lol,,, quality vintage from your local wine merchant sox...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Prior planning is the key ... I've half a dozen tins of scrumpy in the fridge being kept company by a nice big box of wine ... Mind you I have got to get up at twat o clock for work ........ Box of wine,,,lol,,, quality vintage from your local wine merchant sox...... A bottle isn't enough mate and a box works out cheaper ............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 aye but its cooked and,its cold lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,621 Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 It's cheap for a reason,,,,lol,,,, mind I couldn't expect a valley boy like yourself to have the safisticated pallet of the like you find up here in the midlands... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 It's cheap for a reason,,,,lol,,,, mind I couldn't expect a valley boy like yourself to have the safisticated pallet of the like you find up here in the midlands... A hardy's Chardonnay is not cheap crap thank you very much ... I now live in a very posh area so I have had to up my game ........ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 aye but its cooked and,its cold lol aye but its cooked and,its cold lol that when your microwave comes in . cold sausage in a sarnie with brown sauce Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted March 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 dont tell us you aint got a fooking cooker Not an Oven, ffs! Of course not! What would I be doing with a bloody great Oven in my place? I only have one meal a day ~ pair of (Yes, microwaved! ) chickens tits, at the moment. But, no; I have my microwave. A little " Halogen Cooker " that can take a decent meals worth and cooks it beautifully. (Granted, that needs to be put out in nature now. It's not been used and has grown somewhat fungal ) Then, I have my Slow Cooker. And a couple of different steamers. All these things, of course, can be brought into use or stashed away. But, f**k having a bloody great oven sat there. No use to me. 2days? they be in the f*****g bucket if they werent eaten by the time they got cold in this house lol no offence but you live a very strange lifestyle lol Wee! No I don't! There's no flies about. No rodents in my kitchen. What's the problem? I just passed through there and snaffled one, just to spite you lot! It was f**kin lovely! Dogs never saw a thing! a crafty sausage!! What ....?! Fukc me a cooked sausage will last a week in the fridge ....... I wouldn't dream of putting them in my little fridge, Socks! It's like Jeffrey f**king Dahmer's in there! I only use it to keep the odd bit of flesh out of the Dogs' way. No. Mine'll be absolutely fine, sat there under their paper towel. I'll have snaffled the lot by tomorrow night anyway. Said to Hugh; This could be a New Thing. Only, I'll need to grab more packs in future! Tasting food before 20:00 could be habit forming! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marky b 309 Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Leave him alone the man loves his sausage lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,798 Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 How on earth do you survive on one meal a day!? Christ, two hours barely pass without me raiding the kitchen. George Foreman Grills are spot on for quick and easy bangers Pete. I'd struggle to eat any meat that has been 'cooked' in a microwave! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 I dont even own a microwave.had one for years never used except for the time lol my brother went to heat up milk for his coffee. didnt heat it up. launched it in the bin and never replaced it. hate food from microwaves.slow cookers though,best thing i ever bought Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted March 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 I hate food from microwaves.slow cookers though,best thing i ever bought Now buy a Halogen Cooker, Scot. You'll thank me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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