CBdogsA1 420 Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum".............................................................................A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."Vet: "Is it a tom?"Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us.".............................................................................A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!".............................................................................The last is always bestBloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?" There was no harm intended in these jokes, I personally think use are great. 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,712 Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Class !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Too far 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 everyone of them is a belter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yorkshire 151 Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 very good them ............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sowhat 1,572 Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Made me laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepitcovert 842 Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Not bad them, and im a yorkshireman not offended. But tennents lager ffs man up and get a proper drink. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth. Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum" ............................................................................. A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us." ............................................................................. A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!" ............................................................................. The last is always best Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?" Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?" There was no harm intended in these jokes, I personally think use are great. type in yorkshire liver and pineapple pizza thats funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CO CHISE 329 Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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