baw 4,360 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 Anyone watch the street on BBC1? It's about sauchiehall street in Glasgow. Did you see that woman giving it to the clairvoyant guy you've got to love Glasgow woman, no f***ing about, straight to the point, I think your full of shite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 A while ago I was working in Glasgow and I ended facing the wrong way in a one way street . Anyway a quick turnaround and everything was ok when an old lady flags me down, I slow down and ask her is everything ok when she says in a strong Glasgow accent " you were going the wrong fcuking way there pal " ? yep straight to the point no messing lol ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 A while ago I was working in Glasgow and I ended facing the wrong way in a one way street . Anyway a quick turnaround and everything was ok when an old lady flags me down, I slow down and ask her is everything ok when she says in a strong Glasgow accent " you were going the wrong fcuking way there pal " ? yep straight to the point no messing lol ! easy mistake to make in Glasgow, not many streets not one way lol. You'll never believe what I saw yesterday. I know I wouldn't if I never seen it. A clown doing a u turn on a f***ing roundabout straight up, how crazy is that!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 A while ago I was working in Glasgow and I ended facing the wrong way in a one way street . Anyway a quick turnaround and everything was ok when an old lady flags me down, I slow down and ask her is everything ok when she says in a strong Glasgow accent " you were going the wrong fcuking way there pal " ? yep straight to the point no messing lol ! easy mistake to make in Glasgow, not many streets not one way lol. You'll never believe what I saw yesterday. I know I wouldn't if I never seen it. A clown doing a u turn on a f*****g roundabout straight up, how crazy is that!!! lol I feel like there's a joke coming ?. I bet it was funny though ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,089 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 Best place in the world glasgow genuine people none of this false shite go on the wegies 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 Watched that Repo Man last night....the boy doesn't f**k about getting what he wants. At one bit he walks up to a door and he asks for payments and you hear this weegie woman's voice "who you shouting at?,get tae f**k!!"....and the door slams shut.....pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 I used to work all over glasgow,right amongst the worst schemes,and there not all welcoming i ssure you lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 one story,thaat slightly amused me. was working on the cavity insulation.was in shettleston. my mate was up the ladder drilling the gable.i have to add he was wearing a rangers top,when someone shot him in the arse with an air rifle lol he was f***ing raging,"Ive f***ing patrolled the worst streets in belfast,and never got f***ing shot" haha 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 A while ago I was working in Glasgow and I ended facing the wrong way in a one way street . Anyway a quick turnaround and everything was ok when an old lady flags me down, I slow down and ask her is everything ok when she says in a strong Glasgow accent " you were going the wrong fcuking way there pal " ? yep straight to the point no messing lol ! easy mistake to make in Glasgow, not many streets not one way lol. You'll never believe what I saw yesterday. I know I wouldn't if I never seen it. A clown doing a u turn on a f*****g roundabout straight up, how crazy is that!!! lol I feel like there's a joke coming ?. I bet it was funny though ? No, no joke. It was a big roundabout with lights on it, he must have missed his exit, I just seen him turning in the corner of my eye lol, idiot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 Watched that Repo Man last night....the boy doesn't f**k about getting what he wants. At one bit he walks up to a door and he asks for payments and you hear this weegie woman's voice "who you shouting at?,get tae f**k!!"....and the door slams shut.....pmsl A mate years ago got a job repossessing for stepek in Glasgow. Fist day on the job, sent to a tenement to reposses a tv. This was back in the days when you'd struggle to lift a big tv yourself. Anyway, 2 of them get to the tenement, 4 floors up, chap the door, wifey answers. Mate says, we are here to reposes your Telly from stepek, you've not kept up payments. Wifey, nae bother son, in you's come. Mates thinking result. They go in the livingroom and here's a big fat c**t, no T shirt on sitting watching the Telly. Wifey tells him, they are here to reposes your Telly. The c**t dives off the couch shouting Telly, I'll give you yer f***ing Telly. Grabs the Telly, rips it out the wall, the mate and the other guy leg it, they just get out the door as the telly flies by there heads Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 Nobody seen it then lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 i once saw an old box type telly get chucked that far out a tap dancer it landed on an emergency doctors motor parked at the kerb lol never found out why but i take somebody never got the script they wanted lol doctor was standing lookin at his volvo way a tele stuck in a crumpled roof when ole mrs mcguire come out and asked him if he knew if the plug had a fuse in it lol lol. i miss glesga 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,821 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 I used to work all over glasgow,right amongst the worst schemes,and there not all welcoming i ssure you lol Watched the film "Neds" the other night, if that was supposed to be real life, it was pretty much the same as anywhere else I thought. Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 I used to work all over glasgow,right amongst the worst schemes,and there not all welcoming i ssure you lol Watched the film "Neds" the other night, if that was supposed to be real life,it was pretty much the same as anywhere else I thought. Cheers, D. I watched Mary poppins the other day, I don't see why everyone thinks London's rough..... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,821 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 I used to work all over glasgow,right amongst the worst schemes,and there not all welcoming i ssure you lolWatched the film "Neds" the other night, if that was supposed to be real life,it was pretty much the same as anywhere else I thought. Cheers, D. I watched Mary poppins the other day, I don't see why everyone thinks London's rough..... Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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