Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 I'm laughing now, looking back on it. But, WTF must he have thought ....? I'm just processing a bird, in the kitchen, when the Dogs, in here, alert. Moments later, I heard a motors horn. Wondering who the hell this could be, I've gone out there and found the meter reader pulled up at my gate. So, I've greeted him. Assured him the Dogs were behind a lock. And asked him in to do his thing .......... Just then realising that I was in the middle of doing my thing! That's why I was airily prancing about and gesticulating with this live f**king Great Tit in my hand!!! I can just see it, when he gets back to the office; " Ye know that loony who lives out there on his own, all those vile f**king Dogs around him? Well, I'm out there today, and the c***'s come out the door with a live f**king bird in his hand! Lunatic's going on like everything's perfectly normal. And all I can see is this f**king birds head, poking out of his fist! FFS! " :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 it could of been a cock in your hand pete Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mule1943 291 Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 you know the saying a bird in the hand Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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