mushroom 13,268 Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 The Mrs has spent some time in a Maya village. She is just telling me about her first experience of seeing an animal killed for the table.. A chicken. She told me that the whole village was laughing at her townie type reaction :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 your birds back after months away and your on here..............ffs her ring should look like ripped matress................ 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vanman1 411 Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 your birds back after months away and your on here..............ffs her ring should look like ripped matress................ Pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,268 Posted February 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 your birds back after months away and your on here..............ffs her ring should look like ripped matress................ Ya feckin plum I'm at work in Barca, she's still in Mexico she'd been staying in a really poor village teaching the kids....... 'kin ripped mattress PMSL :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bootsha 1,306 Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 Watch your heart rate flatliner lol. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep lol. ripped mattress pmsl, i like that one lol. ring looking like an old japanese flag lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 your birds back after months away and your on here..............ffs her ring should look like ripped matress................ Ya feckin plum I'm at work in Barca, she's still in Mexico she'd been staying in a really poor village teaching the kids....... 'kin ripped mattress PMSL :laugh: Still hasn't sussed it she has f****d you off, its her way of being kind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,268 Posted February 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 your birds back after months away and your on here..............ffs her ring should look like ripped matress................ Ya feckin plum I'm at work in Barca, she's still in Mexico she'd been staying in a really poor village teaching the kids....... 'kin ripped mattress PMSL :laugh: Still hasn't sussed it she has f****d you off, its her way of being kind Well she can keep being kind... God bless Skype pmsl :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 your birds back after months away and your on here..............ffs her ring should look like ripped matress................ Ya feckin plum I'm at work in Barca, she's still in Mexico she'd been staying in a really poor village teaching the kids....... 'kin ripped mattress PMSL :laugh: Still hasn't sussed it she has f****d you off, its her way of being kind Well she can keep being kind... God bless Skype pmsl :laugh: when the villages was laughing your missus was probably showing them you throttling the chicken on skype 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,268 Posted February 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 your birds back after months away and your on here..............ffs her ring should look like ripped matress................ Ya feckin plum I'm at work in Barca, she's still in Mexico she'd been staying in a really poor village teaching the kids....... 'kin ripped mattress PMSL :laugh: Still hasn't sussed it she has f****d you off, its her way of being kind Well she can keep being kind... God bless Skype pmsl :laugh: when the villages was laughing your missus was probably showing them you throttling the chicken on skype Change chicken for ginormous Ostrich and you are correct :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 You'll know if she's doing the dirt, if she starts calling you essay. Or dawg and comes home with her arse like a wizards sleeve Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,268 Posted February 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 (edited) You'll know if she's doing the dirt, if she starts calling you essay. Or dawg and comes home with her arse like a wizards sleeve Well A. she's Mexican not an American Beaner gangster ese ffs and B. I have girth so it's already like a wizard's sleeve Edited February 26, 2014 by mushroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 your birds back after months away and your on here..............ffs her ring should look like ripped matress................ Ya feckin plum I'm at work in Barca, she's still in Mexico she'd been staying in a really poor village teaching the kids....... 'kin ripped mattress PMSL :laugh: Thought you said she's been staying in a mayan village? not staying at home pmsl 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 bet she went black while she was away..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 first time seeing a chicken killed for food? if i get over to spain she'll see a few more lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,268 Posted February 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Hahahaha fuuckin ha! Ya buch of plums (Not you Carraghs ) Stabba you live in feckin Barnsley, Yorkshire so you definitely can't say fook all about Mexico Keepdigging yes she does get a dark tan in the sunshine 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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