scothunter 12,609 Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 an alkie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,192 Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 Is it a greyhound? Aye, Is it a whippet? Aye, Is it a dog or bitch? Aye Does it bite? Aye Aye to everything!! spot on mate, i get it all time "nice greyhound" used to correct them,now i just agree. had one women argue blind it was a greyhound. no matter what i said lol stupid cow Once my dog caught a squirrel and I had a woman TELLING me it wasn't a pure ridgeback as she "didn't think they hunted small stuff." Silly tart, if it has 4 legs and a pulse it's fair game for a r'back. They have an enormous prey drive. Or how about the silly bint with 2 small dogs yapping and snapping then says "oh they think they're rottweilers." Fcuk me, where do they get their intelligence from? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 an alkie Cheers mate. Doesn't even rhyme. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 or someone who likes to partake in alcoholic beverages. straight fromthe bottle or can,normally in public places.and they normally reek of pish,as much as talk it lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 brewman that was comedy gold mate made me LOL :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 I was taking my staff to the vets today (always on the lead) this old bloke let his cocker spaniel walk up to him he said "is it friendly" I said "I hope so you've just let your dog enter strike range". 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,969 Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 I was taking my staff to the vets today (always on the lead) this old bloke let his cocker spaniel walk up to him he said "is it friendly" I said "I hope so you've just let your dog enter strike range". I remember one day at the vets, was taking my dog for booster, got talking a lad with a pit x staff type dog , he kept close to him and didn't let any dogs get to close, fair play sensible lad. When all of a sudden a bloke walked in with massive harlequin great Dane, this feckin monster just went right up to this staffx.The twat never even tried hold this monster back, well this staffx flew at the Danes face, and the bloke just about pulled it a way. Bloody hell it nearly kicked of with the 2 blokes, vet came in and nurse to the waiting room to see what was happing . I said to bloke with Dane it was your fault not having that thing under proper control in the 1st place, your lucky it still got a face left he didn't say feck all after , maybe he learned a lesson that day not all dogs are friendly ,and some aint bothered how big they am 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlefish 586 Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 I rarely walk mine in public parks any more because of the risk of out of control dogs. I much prefer to walk the roads with dogs on leads. I like the idea of the ball throwy thing! I have a telescopic hiking stick which comes in handy too! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,281 Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 Am i missing something here ....a dog runs up to your dog....your dog bites it.....it runs away again.....then words were exchanged...........just out of interest,had the dog been a border collie owned by a pensioner and not a pit bull type dog owned by some wannabe bad boys dont you think this would read a lot different......or maybe ive misread it was your dog on a lead Walshie ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,192 Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 A bit off tangent regarding trip to the vets, The r'back was 6 months old and was sitting in the waiting room. Fit young lady sits down beside me and admires the pup and of course he loves the attention. This is where it goes down hill, she was wearing one of those pleated skirts above the knee, well the pup obviously thought something smelt nice and went after it like a rat up a drain pipe. Poor girl wasn't expecting it and neither was I. I apologised profusely but she was fine about it. Fcuk I was embarrassed and no I didn't smell the pup's nose....... Oh ok then I did and it was sweet lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,584 Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 had it loads of times with my mums old dog she was a fecker when on the lead (alright off it though lol) she used to wagg her tail when dogs were coming up to her led you into a false sence of security, one day this fella with a mongrel thing off the lead lets his come charging up to mine , and the guy shouts its ok he is friendly , i shouts mine aint never seen some one grab there dog and f**k off so quick lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 Am i missing something here ....a dog runs up to your dog....your dog bites it.....it runs away again.....then words were exchanged...........just out of interest,had the dog been a border collie owned by a pensioner and not a pit bull type dog owned by some wannabe bad boys dont you think this would read a lot different......or maybe ive misread it was your dog on a lead Walshie ? No my dog wasn't on a lead. Loads of dogs come up to her for a sniff and nothing happens. For some reason she doesn't seem to like dogs that want to attack her. As a matter of interest, she gets on with all sorts of dogs. Some of the ones she "knows" from the park are a JR, a collie and a staff - 2 of them owned by pensioners. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,281 Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 Am i missing something here ....a dog runs up to your dog....your dog bites it.....it runs away again.....then words were exchanged...........just out of interest,had the dog been a border collie owned by a pensioner and not a pit bull type dog owned by some wannabe bad boys dont you think this would read a lot different......or maybe ive misread it was your dog on a lead Walshie ? No my dog wasn't on a lead. Loads of dogs come up to her for a sniff and nothing happens. For some reason she doesn't seem to like dogs that want to attack her. As a matter of interest, she gets on with all sorts of dogs. Some of the ones she "knows" from the park are a JR, a collie and a staff - 2 of them owned by pensioners. Oh my apologies i didnt realise the dog attacked yours.....fair enough then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Huan72 687 Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 I go out of my way to avoid high dog walking areas and times if I can.................the problem dosen't seem to be getting any better. In my experience its not the chav's that are the main problem.......... you have the £200 but no idea wellie brigade that somehow seem to turn any lab or spaniel aggressive and the my little johny can do what he wants brigade. I had a boxer once, german bred, he was huge for a boxer, I mean huge. In public he was on a lead, an attack by a GSD as a pup turned him, so he was dog aggressive. Was out one day, this GSD starts coming over, a pup, about 8 months I reckon so I said to the female owner, "my dog dosent like other dogs". She actually replied with this.................."my dog can say hello to whoever he chooses to", I was actually lost for words. This woman was middle aged, had an affluent accent, sporting very expensive "country clothing". Now please understand this boxer had a real physical presence but the women was oblivious. I spent the next few moments doing weight training getting my boxer away from the situation. No bites or anything but how dumb was that women, she has obviously never seen the damage that dogs can do to each other, if they have a mind to. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 When I go down the local walkway and stream I jump a fence with the dogs into a woodland area where no one goes otherwise when i'm there there seems to be an unofficial dog walking group, and i'm talking 10+ dogs, who let their charges run f***ing riot. Any dog that comes along gets ran at, barked at, chased, harassed and annoyed and Tex would kick off big style If they are a bit late walking and i'm cycling to work I get chased on my bike by them FFS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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