Rake aboot 4,935 Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Right you lot I`m a "Lycra clad moron" and thought I would add my tuppenceworth. Cyclists are traffic, they are entitled to be there and use the road, so you are obliged to treat them as traffic, not scum 2 or 4 abreast makes no difference as most car drivers just sit behind them making an excuse to throw abuse at them. Does maybe 1 minute added to your journey really make you feel the need to throw abuse at a total stranger ? I see it every day,(this morning included) and it`s pretty annoying that most won`t even stop to be re-educated by the fitter cyclist that the fat wanker has just abused. Bikes are traffic as I have said, the roads are not for cars, they are for traffic, tractors, combines, trailers etc,, most of them slower than many cyclists, you all sit behind them and say nowt, but because it`s someone trying to enjoy some exercise and sport, you feel the need to hurl abuse. Is that because many drivers couldn't`t partake in sport if you held them f***ing upright with a dart in there hand.?? British cycling has went crazy, so get used to it. The more on the road the better as far as I`m concerned. I saw maybe 50 or 60 out this morning,, not enough, but a decent amount. Car drivers are all wankers, the lot of em,, fat lazy fecks that should trade there car in for a bike, More bikes, less cars to moan about em,, that would work. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 So what is best or safe a group of cycles 4 abreast approx 50m long obstruction or two abreast at approx 160m obstruction ? Why are all the posters so angry about other peoples pass times ? I shoot,fish,cycle (in lycra) Fly RC Helicopters,Motorcycle,drive a car and a van. But could find fault with people who enjoy the same hobbies as me, but why ? Single file. We drivers don't make cyclists ride along at 60 mph, so why do cyclists seem intent on making motorists drive at 10mph? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Right you lot I`m a "Lycra clad moron" and thought I would add my tuppenceworth. Cyclists are traffic, they are entitled to be there and use the road, so you are obliged to treat them as traffic, not scum 2 or 4 abreast makes no difference as most car drivers just sit behind them making an excuse to throw abuse at them. Does maybe 1 minute added to your journey really make you feel the need to throw abuse at a total stranger ? I see it every day,(this morning included) and it`s pretty annoying that most won`t even stop to be re-educated by the fitter cyclist that the fat wanker has just abused. Bikes are traffic as I have said, the roads are not for cars, they are for traffic, tractors, combines, trailers etc,, most of them slower than many cyclists, you all sit behind them and say nowt, but because it`s someone trying to enjoy some exercise and sport, you feel the need to hurl abuse. Is that because many drivers couldn't`t partake in sport if you held them f*****g upright with a dart in there hand.?? British cycling has went crazy, so get used to it. The more on the road the better as far as I`m concerned. I saw maybe 50 or 60 out this morning,, not enough, but a decent amount. Car drivers are all wankers, the lot of em,, fat lazy fecks that should trade there car in for a bike, More bikes, less cars to moan about em,, that would work. They can become 'traffic' when they start paying some road tax IMO. Majority of cyclists are fine but there are a lot that think car/van drivers are the devil and it's these pricks that need a lesson in road safety. I've done a tiny bit of road work, I hated it when cars where behind me. I'd get out the road as soon as I could. I had a mate who's attitude was "f**k them"..... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Right you lot I`m a "Lycra clad moron" and thought I would add my tuppenceworth. Cyclists are traffic, they are entitled to be there and use the road, so you are obliged to treat them as traffic, not scum 2 or 4 abreast makes no difference as most car drivers just sit behind them making an excuse to throw abuse at them. Does maybe 1 minute added to your journey really make you feel the need to throw abuse at a total stranger ? I see it every day,(this morning included) and it`s pretty annoying that most won`t even stop to be re-educated by the fitter cyclist that the fat wanker has just abused. Bikes are traffic as I have said, the roads are not for cars, they are for traffic, tractors, combines, trailers etc,, most of them slower than many cyclists, you all sit behind them and say nowt, but because it`s someone trying to enjoy some exercise and sport, you feel the need to hurl abuse. Is that because many drivers couldn't`t partake in sport if you held them f*****g upright with a dart in there hand.?? British cycling has went crazy, so get used to it. The more on the road the better as far as I`m concerned. I saw maybe 50 or 60 out this morning,, not enough, but a decent amount. Car drivers are all wankers, the lot of em,, fat lazy fecks that should trade there car in for a bike, More bikes, less cars to moan about em,, that would work. road tax and some insurance would make them traffic. plus i am sorry but the lanes are not the tour de france where the traffic is stopped for the race duration. 4 mile behind 20 odd inconsiderate lycra clad cretins does tend to get you a touch irate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 and why do they always choose a blind bend to stop and fix a fooking puncture whilst doing strange stretching exercises Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 There is no such thing as road tax yah fannies Vehicle excise duty. I pay around 6 lots of it, so can go where I like. None of it is paid to entitle you to use the road Do you pay "road tax " on yer trainers,, naww!?? then stop walking on the road yah cnuts ! Same logic. Tell you what, if it was the local hunt out for the day holding you up, you`d get out and clap whilst cap doffing Fannies 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,082 Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 It's the fuckers who moan about not getting treated the same as other road users, who when come to a red light jump off and cross the road, or the fuckers who cycle 3 or 4 abreast who that when you do overtake flick the v at you when you go past but then poop it when you stop, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danw 1,748 Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Flick on the Anti lag flatfoot change between 1st and 2nd while alongside 2foot of flame and a sound like a shotgun going off they lycra louts f***ing hate my scoob 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 There is no such thing as road tax yah fannies Vehicle excise duty. I pay around 6 lots of it, so can go where I like. None of it is paid to entitle you to use the road Do you pay "road tax " on yer trainers,, naww!?? then stop walking on the road yah cnuts ! Same logic. Tell you what, if it was the local hunt out for the day holding you up, you`d get out and clap whilst cap doffing Fannies you pay none for your bike yah fanny fook me another wannabe Wiggins Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 How much do you pay for yer shoes,,, the ones you use to walk on the road, making cars drivers stop for you ?? VED does not entitle you to use the road, it`s not "road tax",, ffs even if it was roads are NOT for cars, they are for TRAFFIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Fannies why is there no a wanker emoticon for you lot ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 How much do you pay for yer shoes,,, the ones you use to walk on the road, making cars drivers stop for you ?? VED does not entitle you to use the road, it`s not "road tax",, ffs even if it was roads are NOT for cars, they are for TRAFFIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i walk on the pavement or verge as im considerate roads were made to walk on ask the romans Quote Link to post Share on other sites
General lee 979 Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 f***ing bike riders run the fuckers over they are all bent that's why they wear all that Lycra with there arse in the air Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Fannies why is there no a wanker emoticon for you lot ! Have you got a certain Lycra pattern when you cycle.....hope so cause if I recognise you you'll have B F Goodrich tattooed on yer back.....bike wanker...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 You ! you`re the biggest tube oh the lot,! a Fife tube,, doesnae get oany worse ! "insert wanker emoticon here" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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