Qbgrey 4,091 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 buy a new range rover,grind all the paint off,park in a field until it was dripping with brown rust,paint my old banger number down the side with a 4 inch paint brush,and drive it round london.buy loads if properties for rent,and so kids would have something later on.and walk up to the wife and say.see u ugly ole c...t,your times up...........only joking Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,938 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 is £1M enough to retire on? Depends. Invest it all could potentially give you an income of around £5000 a month. If you spend half of your £1m then you would expect to half that. How ever £1m is around the threshold amount needed to gain access to that type of investment fund Plenty of ways to access serious funds with a lot less You can get into a fund that pays 10% for a grand a month but you'll have to lock in for a period of time say 10 years with a lock down clause probably lasting 2-3 years 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 @gaz £133,333 per property you would want to generate more then £400 at month on each property Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 @gaz £133,333 per property you would want to generate more then £400 at month on each property Depends where you live. And by the time you've paid an agency to manage the properties, insurance and tax on the earnings you wouldn't be left with much more Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trenchfoot 4,243 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 is £1M enough to retire on? Depends. Invest it all could potentially give you an income of around £5000 a month. If you spend half of your £1m then you would expect to half that. How ever £1m is around the threshold amount needed to gain access to that type of investment fund Plenty of ways to access serious funds with a lot less You can get into a fund that pays 10% for a grand a month but you'll have to lock in for a period of time say 10 years with a lock down clause probably lasting 2-3 years True, but assuming you need retire from day one you need an income from day 28. A lowish risk portfolio will generate that kind of return whilst still allowing fluidity of your cash. Also set up in such away that you take under the threshold where you would have to pay income tax 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 I'd give 20 grand to the 5 schools in my area before I get myself a house with land Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,763 Posted February 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 (edited) jasus lads ye are all mad for an old place on a few acres....... trust me ya would want to have a million to have it!! when i bough my place (small old mill) on a few acres i was delighted, put up me kennels and everytin was hunky dorey....... fekin place is just a money pit.... no kidding old places are forever needing somthing done and because they are old everything is a big job and really pricey... buy your few acres and build a new house!! better n cheaper all round........ a mill isnt a whole lot with the cost of everything these days. Aye, sod that, I'd be buying a relatively newly built place tucked away in a smart but quiet country village. 4 bed and absolutely immaculate inside, classy bathroom with huge tub and massive walk-in shower/wetroom, big open fire in master bedroom and log burner in grand fireplace in the lounge. Like I said, I can fantasise...... What you going to do with the spare bedrooms? Harsh Maltenby..... very harsh! I live in a four bed now! #1 is my bedroom, #2 is my makeshift gym, #3 is a spare bed & #4 is just full of shit!........ It sounds grander than what it really is. LOL. Edited February 14, 2014 by Born Hunter 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,938 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 is £1M enough to retire on? Depends. Invest it all could potentially give you an income of around £5000 a month. If you spend half of your £1m then you would expect to half that. How ever £1m is around the threshold amount needed to gain access to that type of investment fund Plenty of ways to access serious funds with a lot less You can get into a fund that pays 10% for a grand a month but you'll have to lock in for a period of time say 10 years with a lock down clause probably lasting 2-3 years True, but assuming you need retire from day one you need an income from day 28. A lowish risk portfolio will generate that kind of return whilst still allowing fluidity of your cash. Also set up in such away that you take under the threshold where you would have to pay income tax Yes so long as it's not UK based On mill invested to get any decent return with minimum risk would get 5% at most riskier you are the more you'll get and that won't give fluidity Finding that is a rare cookie nowadays 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trenchfoot 4,243 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 is £1M enough to retire on? Depends. Invest it all could potentially give you an income of around £5000 a month. If you spend half of your £1m then you would expect to half that. How ever £1m is around the threshold amount needed to gain access to that type of investment fund Plenty of ways to access serious funds with a lot less You can get into a fund that pays 10% for a grand a month but you'll have to lock in for a period of time say 10 years with a lock down clause probably lasting 2-3 years True, but assuming you need retire from day one you need an income from day 28. A lowish risk portfolio will generate that kind of return whilst still allowing fluidity of your cash. Also set up in such away that you take under the threshold where you would have to pay income tax Yes so long as it's not UK based On mill invested to get any decent return with minimum risk would get 5% at most riskier you are the more you'll get and that won't give fluidity Finding that is a rare cookie nowadays Rare, but not extinct ;0) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Oh so sensible!..........I'd just f**k it all up on non stop depravity...........until the final £50k & then put a deposit down on a nice bungalow & wallow in self loathing ;-) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arcticgun 4,548 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 I would never work again, cottage in lakes, invest a chunk in low cost rental properties, thank my lucky stars and thats about it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 nobody's mentioned mail order brides yet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 That was part of my depravity...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trenchfoot 4,243 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 nobody's mentioned mail order brides yet. Don't get that monged that use the plot and order male brides! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Little cottage on a good bit of land with water, a 4x4, quad, large kennel set up with a fair few dogs, a massive koi pond, pay off parents mortgage, help brother buy his first house, but other than that I wouldn't work again...hopefully. I'd like to think I could grow and rear a lot of my own stuff... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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