stripes 401 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Lovely, would you like salt and sweat with your chips love, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Now I don't mean your average overweight fella or bird walking past you when your having a sandwich ... But somebody really overweight who is serving you food ... I am away working away at the moment and when I went down for breakfast this morning the waitress a young girl who was huge came literally shuffling over to me and in between gasps and grunts asked me what I wanted for breakfast ... Order taken she shuffled off towards the kitchen ... I had a vision of her stood there waiting for my breakfast to be done and stuffing her face from the trays of sausages and bacon and scooping up beans by the handful ... By the time she shuffled her wobbling belly back to me with my grub I was starting to wonder if I really wanted it ......... Im gonna follow you to your B n B and tell her you said that, she wont be busy stuffing her face then, she`ll be too busy spitting in your breakie 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 i know what you mean socks. puts me off a bit.no first time i walked out a bakers or somewhere cause i had convinced myself the women looked a bit manky,and probally doesnt wash her hands lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trigger2 3,146 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 as long as the food was spot on i wouldnt give a feck if the person serving me was 2 stone or 22 stone. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skinner 348 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 what puts me off is when a real big fatten is sat opposite you and thinks you are looking at her cos you want abit of her ,, so she opens her legs so you can see her big egg flan makes me fecking sick 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,119 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 what puts me off is when a real big fatten is sat opposite you and thinks you are looking at her cos you want abit of her ,, so she opens her legs so you can see her big egg flan makes me fecking sick the ole hairy omelette Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stripes 401 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 what puts me off is when a real big fatten is sat opposite you and thinks you are looking at her cos you want abit of her ,, so she opens her legs so you can see her big egg flan makes me fecking sick Nothing wrong with a fatten, there more grateful for a bit,,lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted February 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Now I don't mean your average overweight fella or bird walking past you when your having a sandwich ... But somebody really overweight who is serving you food ... I am away working away at the moment and when I went down for breakfast this morning the waitress a young girl who was huge came literally shuffling over to me and in between gasps and grunts asked me what I wanted for breakfast ... Order taken she shuffled off towards the kitchen ... I had a vision of her stood there waiting for my breakfast to be done and stuffing her face from the trays of sausages and bacon and scooping up beans by the handful ... By the time she shuffled her wobbling belly back to me with my grub I was starting to wonder if I really wanted it ......... Im gonna follow you to your B n B and tell her you said that, she wont be busy stuffing her face then, she`ll be too busy spitting in your breakie Fukc off they wouldn't allow the likes of you in my hostelry ......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 You didn't actually say whether you ate your breakfast or not. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 No need for fat fuckers like, you start thinking what's under them rolls....want some extra cheese with your brekkie? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 aye the proper fat c**ts dae my nut in. There's one in a shop I go to..how she got the job I'll never know. One hand on the counter, one hand filling the bag and can hardly breath when serving you. Gets on my tits!! Hope they decide to leave a comment box one day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,119 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 same in the humid summer,dont like to eat out to much,have visions of hot kitchens and dripping sweat into food......got to happen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 I was scarred for life as a kid on a school trip to France. This huge fat woman with hairy armpits was wearing a sleeveless dress, walking along with a french stick under her (I imagine) sweaty, hairy pit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,119 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 I was scarred for life as a kid on a school trip to France. This huge fat woman with hairy armpits was wearing a sleeveless dress, walking along with a french stick under her (I imagine) sweaty, hairy pit. yup nightmares mate, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted February 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 You didn't actually say whether you ate your breakfast or not. Well,it would have been rude not to ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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