forest of dean redneck 11,609 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 I bought our lass a vibrator it had more attachments than a vac she's lost two of the fittings and only used it once.might bang it on ebay I first read that as 'fillings' and thought, christ, that must be powerful...! Oh I thought he was on about the hoover Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 I like it and like to be extra nice to my woman on special occasions, mothers, valentine, birthday ect, dose it do any harm? Nope. She is a good woman and dose a cracking job rearing my kids, so she deserves it. Some people need to cheer up a wee bit. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DannyMc 143 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 We where delivering a mattress one day,bloke was at work and the bird brings us on through to the bedroom,"do yous mind changing it over,an takin the oul one away with yous lads"."not at all love",lifts the oul mattress an there was last years valentines day card,Fcuk no's how many times the tight c**t had give her it.lol. I always make a bit of effort,puts a smile on her face. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 getting the wife a new belt........................she'll be able to do the hoovering then................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 673 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 I bought our lass a vibrator it had more attachments than a vac she's lost two of the fittings and only used it once.might bang it on ebaybefore you put it on eBay, get your cree headtorch out have a game of gynecology find the two missing pieces,then you can sell it as complete! :-) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted February 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Underwear is the cheesiest one id say.. I got a babydoll nightie one year its still hanging in the wardrobe, cant bring myself to throw it out Never understand that mentality... Either wear the fecking thing for what it was intended for (whats the harm in that?) and get it over an done with, or lob it in the bin.... I'll betcha he's still hoping that you'll put the fecker on if it stays in that wardrobe 30 years and what the feck are ya gonna look like in it then..? Remember, today is the day your gonna be younger than any other day in your life....! where did I say I didn't wear it. I did wear it couple of times, I meant that I couldn't bring myself to bin it because he bought it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Pushed the boat out this year, her card cost 25p in the trinket shop in town.. Don't feel bad for her though, she got mine from there and all when we were in there! Going to buy a few steaks and cook us a nice meal on Friday night.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marky b 309 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Trying to talk her in to us going to London for the day then the chisora fight at the night time there's not many good seats left so I'm gonna go convince her lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arctic skua 28 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Am I the only romantic on here , Mrs Skua is being taken to a restaurant so she can spend the £25 voucher someone gave her for Christmas ,before it gets to its use by date. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Steak? try giblets Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 frann i been down on worse looking giblets than that 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,962 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 (edited) I don't do anything for these so called "special occasions".......random acts done on the spare of the moment are much better...........expensive as f**k..........but better !!! Lol Edited February 11, 2014 by WILF 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,217 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 We don't get each other anything. She appreciates the fact I taught her to how use a knife and fork, read and write and how to change the oil in the van. No need for token gestures. Feck me that's funny,,,, My mrs loves valantines day,,, I have never given a feck,,,, but I do as I'm told,,,and get her something Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,217 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 (edited) Underwear is the cheesiest one id say.. I got a babydoll nightie one year its still hanging in the wardrobe, cant bring myself to throw it out Never understand that mentality... Either wear the fecking thing for what it was intended for (whats the harm in that?) and get it over an done with, or lob it in the bin.... I'll betcha he's still hoping that you'll put the fecker on if it stays in that wardrobe 30 years and what the feck are ya gonna look like in it then..? Remember, today is the day your gonna be younger than any other day in your life....! where did I say I didn't wear it.I did wear it couple of times, I meant that I couldn't bring myself to bin it because he bought it. We don't believe you,,,, get it on ,and post a pic,,, then we will believe ya Edited February 11, 2014 by TOMO 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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